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Heatwave edition

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aw fuck fellas, military excercises are happening throughout Lithuania

>military exercises in this heat
rip

Can this heat fuck off already

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DAMN just woke up because a lighnting like hit next to me. That fucjing sound

same here

>kaunas
>37+ celsius
>Cairo
>28+ celsius

>Tallinn 17+

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There better be some rain and lighting today, this heat can go fuck itself

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Are you sweating

No I'm melting.

Im under blanket now. Come suck my dick :)

wtf that's gay bro.

I'd be right happy to ;)

fuck god for creating this gay ass weather

F

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skipped school because of the heat

>go home yesterday after work
>check the thermometer on the southern side of the house
>42c
>check northern side
>28c
nu pizdėc
It's not that bad ir you stay out of the sun desu

at least all my fellow liths are suffering too
suffering in unision

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Good morning lads, the weather in kaliningrad is so much better today, its only 27 degrees celcius today. I think I'll buy sippies and a pack of davidoffs and go to the forrest. What is your plan for today lads ?

should have sent the wave higher so our /balt/ brothers can enjoy too.

Lay in bed and don't move

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Neet just like everyday

Trying to survive today
>tfw 26 is comfy in comparison

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No, I'm quite comfy at the moment actually. It's like 22C indoors.

>pay for an escort
>use fake money
Heh, nothing personell dumb slut, i just nutted in your mouth for free

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do you have AC or what, it's almost 27C indoors here.

27 African degrees of heat.
I have to go to hairdresser to cut of my heat retaining hair. 6 months of glorious ''man bun''...all gone.

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>man bun

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Jow Forumsaverageredditor

Sit at home because it's too hot to do anything outside.

You are not girls.
That long hair is not for you.
I swear on mi mum I am doing this with a huge regret.

I will go Auschwitz mode on my hair but leave the beard just noticeable

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Nah mate, no AC, just a cleverly built house. Although if it keeps getting worse I might actually consider gettin an AC system.

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My god you are cringe

>grows it out for hoes, not himself
>considers cutting at the first sight of discomfort
lmao look at this fake ass nigger
hahaha poser
tough it out you pussy

Kauniečiai, kur netoli yra kokių ežerų su gerais paplūdimiais? Aš ne vietinis, nk nežinau

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Lampėdžiai

Women are gay, real niggas suck dick

Arba Draseikiai

Boomer latvian please... stop the cringe

>cringe
>stop the cringe

I don't understand ''the lingo'' you digg!?
These Zoomers are cool, just don't understand their ''jibba jabba''

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>reddit filenames

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Those letters in the name of my gif I posted?
Oh, we hate the ''reddit''
Cool, I hate them too.
I am ''down'' with the whole ''4chins'' culture all the hackers engage in

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You guys are so kewl.
It feels like I am a part of some elite Internet gang
with their slang, culture and etiquette.
This is just so BASED...am I saying it right?

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seething

seething
adjective

filled with or characterized by intense but unexpressed anger.
Noted.
Cringe.Seething. Young people use one word replies.Based.Zoompilled

our boomie is learning lads, I'm proud

It's just too hot, friends.
Office ''AC'' has newer really worked...will go and chat up girls from Logistics. One has a shirt that shows her bra and luscious mom tits.

I'm living in Wilno old town so thicc walls make it very cool inside. I'm naked now and I think I'm almost feeling cold ;)

based

Nice. I would stand nakid in front of a window with my arms holding both window sides.
Decadent!

rich bastard

I'm jelly. I love the old town.

I'm chillin on a balcony drinking ice wine and smoking. It's nice and warm. Thinking about my home in Tallinn old town makes me feel cold :DD

>living in the centre
I bet you see like a million niggers every single day

Found the kaimietis. Most tourists are other Europeans or Asians. Very few blacks.

Why yes I'm from marijėėėėėėėmpolė

Nah, negros are in Kowno. Wilno has pajeets and turks.

nah Kowno also has wayyyyyy more poojeets than nigs

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Marijampole

I know right best "city" in Lithuania

Stupid weather... because of you my chocolate buns are melted....

Why are lithuanian jews the most zog?

>Thinking about my home in Tallinn old town
?

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Where is this heat coming from

Who stole that name? You from Ukrainians "Mariupol" or them from you?

I don't know. The sun maybe?
They don't sound even remotly the same

Yes they do.

Both of them from Constantinople

But seriously, Mariupol has pol and it means field in Ukrainian ...If Lithuanians don't have meaning for their name ...

>Ma-ri-jam-po-lė
>Ma-riu-po-lis
No

Where are you visiting?

>Mariupol
Mapиýпoль

he is probably a Georgian ''businessman'' with property in Lithuania

A short read on wiki would told you that the name comes from a monastic order that settled there + greek "polis"

>Ma-ri
>Ma-riu
>po-lis
>po-lė

not same?

Stfu smartass

>Georgian ''businessman''
So a thief in law or a just a burglar, aight

the "jam" makes it sound different, you don't speak lithuanian, so I don't expect you to understand that tho

We have Egypt in Latvia.
We Wuz Egyiptiunz

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>thief in law
not everyone is a subhuman thief nigger

how do you pronounce it

>not everyone is a subhuman
not everyone is, but you specifically are

KANGZ

Ēģipte, the same as country in Africa.

Talks who ? Some russian thieving rat, low life nigger worthless life, bullet behind ear and nobody cares about you.

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Wow, so the shittonian dog really cant follow instructions, I told him last time to never @ me again, unless I instruct him to do so. Maybe a drop kick to his cheese block head will make him sensible.

>eegipt
whats the purpose for "e" at end if you dont pronounce it

you do.
''pte'' combo just sounds muddled if you pronounce it fast

Also you can do the first ''Ē'' real long like ''ĒĒĒ''.
Girls usually hold the letter making longer sounds for some reason

Thinking I should go for a swim in Rėkyva river lads

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What are latvian (latvian) girls like?

finna boutta eat a pizza snack lads

>tfw last few days have been over 30c
>northwest usa is a lot like uk's weather

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i can feel the rain coming, lads

Same, its getting windy and cloudy in western lithuania