/brit/

Gonna be brutal looking for work in that deadbeat town

why are you still banging on about it then

Keep having this dream where u
I'm back at school in my final year about to graduate, and I remember there's an entire subject, usually French, I never went to over the whole school year

there is. its called Striking Vipers and you would love it

ah yes airbnb a 4 person shared bedroom for 40 euros a night wonderful
fucking hell

Interesting conversation topic.
Do most people eat some sort of british dish even weekly?

Always makes me laugh how Dave will go on endlessly about how video games, anime and weed are only things that virgin freaks enjoy (despite these things being runtishly normie amongst Redditors these days) but his use of Jow Forums is fine because he thinks Jow Forums is a normie website nowadays

Internet's fine, there's no cell phone tower though. WACKY!

>Man found dead in Nowra unit likely mauled by dog after epileptic fit
Wonder what dog would do such a thing

Over animated to fuck

Hes unironically right though.

don't make me stick your market-picked guinea fowl up your arse

you implying that because it was an agressive attack it must have been a pittbull? fuck off racist

No, he's not. Jow Forums usage is categorically more abnormie than video games, weed or anime

If you live in most urban areas of the uk there are markets where you can buy fish and meat cheaper and more varied than the supermarkets

I also peruse ethnic grocers for spices or sauces.

Really though
the whole place is on some
>come home, white man
type energy

fucking serene
if the bombs drop i'm so covered

Nintendo saved E3, I look forward to buying the Witcher 3 for Switch to play in the canteen at work on my lunch break.

What the fuck even is a British dish

Ye my I alternate every dinner between bangers and mash or a roast

Fuck our shitty tasteless "cuisine"

Late for work lads. Might just not go in.

im interested to see how it looks and runs on the switch

They call it the Switch because you can "switch" between playing on a telly screen or playing on a handset screen

I thought it was because it had an on/off switch

Personally I look forward to buying Super Mario Maker 2 to play on the bus!

Thank you Nintendo for your high quality products!

Genuinely feel a bit out of it lads

the mc in mc ride stands for minecraft

i got a switch and played mario on it twice then never touched it again

turning 200 in july

I imagine Nintendo stuff is cheaper in Australia
Doesn't take as long to deliver Japanese stuff

are you?

the switch has been memed so much by now I can't imagine ever looking at it as a serious console

Has to cross the Equator though

I got it, played Zelda, then Mario... Then I tried Smash, it is shit to play solo... Literally nothing else worth a shit on it that i can't also get on my PS4 or PC

fuck you're well old lmao

Got some new forms today and loving the way they look. Made my day.

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yeah

oof

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Yeah but like
Britain's very far away from Japan

if you don't humor this mentally ill individual then you will go to jail

might get up early tomorrow and go to the farmers market
havent been in a while

could've sworn I clicked Jow Forumsbrit but it's redirected me to /v/
fix your fucking website, Hiro

>I look forward to buying the Witcher 3 for Switch to play in the canteen at work on my lunch break

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heh, remember /vint/?

love everything about girls

Also want to mention that Zelda and Mario odyssey were very good though.

Remember there being a lot more Brazilians than I expected

Can't say I'm the biggest fan of vaginal discharge

i don't eat fast food
i don't watch netflix
i don't use social media
i don't watch television

don't have sex either do you

same except for the fast food part

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right now?
no
in the past?
yes
seriously stop eating that shit
you'll feel better and loose weight

reckon over two hundred girls have seen my dick
I've only shagged three girls
But Ive sent a lot of nudes to a lot of girls online over the years

fucking STATE of you

Do you do this unsolicited?

no
I never send a nude out of the blue
there's always some flirting and leadup to it
they're girls who consensually find me attractive and aren't opposed to seeing my cock

4 days running I’ve slept in now

Aren't you worried that someone will attempt to use these pictures against you? As a 'fuck you' or blackmail or something?

Not bent but would prefer having a boytoy over having a tranny gf

/vp/ is in a complete meltdown over Pokemon though

bent

Wait I can explain

always thought this story was mental
good for them I suppose

would prefer you delete your post and never post again

find it ridiculous people ever transferred pokemon from game to game anyway, me
it's a new game, just use the new ones for fuck's sake

the vast majority of them are girls who I've seen naked as well so it's not like they have dirt on me that I don't have on them
besides I mostly use apps or sites that aren't tied to my personal accounts so I'm not doxxable
apart from Skype I guess? But have mostly good relationships with whoever I've talked on there with

Hello my Australian friends
Hello native /brit/ lads
Hello others

How is everyone?

I am
*shakes magic 8-ball*
well, thanks, and you?

Yeah not bad myself how's life treating you?

Just need enough money to drive a pickup truck with a light bar that can run over ethnic people

I've got a few mates who play Pokemon maybe once every two years and they still have their mons from like Gen IV or so, so I'm not surprised /vp/ and that general fanbase is kicking off so much

>I'm not gay, but (literally the gayest thing imaginable)

state of the retards in these threads I swear

Same

Fair enough I suppose. Be safe dickpiclad.

I think that's the joke, not too sure though

That's good to hear lad

cheers matey

Yeah nice mate, pretty chuffed myself this last week has treated me pretty well, feeling pretty good today

thanks mate
*shakes magic 8-ball*
fuck you

want to download a bbc radio 1 mix but don't have an account and can't make one as a frenchmen, such is life

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drinking espressos
They're not very nice but I've got to have an alternative source of energy to keep me going after a sleepless night

got banned for saying I don't want brown people to exist

1 cup of tea 1 small cappucino a day man me

Janny is a faggot
What can you expect?

wonder if the GCHQ agents that monitor these threads have a tough time following 4channel lingo
chuckling at the thought of Agent Smith asking Agent Jones what the hell "based" means and why these retards keep saying it

they'll never crack the underlying code. FYI operation moose slam is still on lads.

can i come crash for a few days? always wanted to come there

I'M DANCING AND SINGING IN THE RAIN

riiiiiight

albanians and portuguese are not white