/dixie/ - Southern US & Friends

>wake up
>no /penisocean/

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my literal nigger

post you stupid fucking nigger faggotsqzgsd hj,

for me, it's being French and making threads at 5:30 in the morning EST

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brumpf

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>be Star Wars character
>have American accent
>both you and your neighbour grow up on the same planet in the same region
>he has an English accent

no anime

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no anime

hey guys is the South dixie???? can I post here????

NO GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE

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grr h8 h9 blacks

I am delivered!
I am gay no more!
I love anime!
ANIME ANIME ANIME

yank tier

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I just made this for yall while I sip..
*sip*

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bama's looks more cutesie. I wont win that contest.

Don't worry about it. Seeing other people draw is better than any contest.

aaa shucks

If bama would be so kind
I would like you to transform my zadar kot to have a cigarette in it's mouth and a coffee cup next to it, but it shouldn't have a smile on it's face in that scenario, maybe some "I just woke up" serious look
It would be great thank you

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sip coffee every day

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Hope he isn't too miserable.

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Thank You Bama, Very Cool!

LOL classic

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WHOA

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i genuinely dont get it

muh gunz and muh freedumbz

the American soldiers in Normandy died so that fat boomers can make hot dogs for their kids who for some reason dress like it's 1994

if they hadn't then the Nazis would have banned hot dogs and being fat

nevermind i didnt even see the red titles
god that is painful to read

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Just like my damn weiner dog.

>if they hadn't then the Nazis would have banned hot dogs and being fat
tfw gramps betrayed the yt rayce

you ever wonder what would have happened if Germany & Japan won and killed all the commies?

man in high castle haha XDDDDDDD
muh freedumbz

Yeah I watched that show for a few episodes. It doesnt seem realistic some how

Dude its so orwellian woah deep
they are gonna take our guns man atlas shrugged woah

the free french™ would stop them before that happens obviously

Clean your room man hail liberty haha
EU more like EUSSR man amerika fuck yeah dude bro

Do not blaspheme my prophet

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The human race would probably under one collective fascist government where porn and anime are illegal. Although, we would probably be colonizing space by now.

was freedom ever an option?

this guy became pop-philosophy american garbage really fucking quick.
Its mostly cause he can easily manipulate 80 IQ retards to buy his sub-par books

why is this guy a thing
his talks always sound like he's on drugs

>he paid attention to him in the first place

>Its mostly cause he can easily manipulate americans*

he jews his books to alot of *nglo-sucksons and their ex-colonies aswell.
Ausnz and england is basically america lite anyway

Hard disagree there chief. I've never touched his books but his lectures are GOAT.
Also he's Albertan so muh regional loyalty

He probably has 'spergers.

why does he sound like Kermit the frog tho

his older lectures in uni are alright, though only some of them, others are more like the guy is on a mushroom trip

now all he does is shill his book to dude liberty bro and muh manliness (chavs,boomers and MGTOW-lite) crowd

he offers really simple advice to normie IQs whos parents didnt even tell them basic things. its super basic shit.

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What do you think about his stuff on religion or Jungian psychology in stories

There's a very large contingent of people who need that tbqh. Half the people I know had crappy parenting growing up and I'm in one of the most socially tradionalist places on the continent.

his religious studies are alright but sometimes it gets too a little bit too protestant/anglican.

tell me about the kurd, why does he seethe about literally everything

no because the war was unwinnable

more like
I never knew how many people weren't told basic shit until I had to interact with them in college and at work

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you seethed about memerson even before i did, bucko

before or after the US got involved? would it have just been way drawn out if we had stayed out of it?

He actually scares protestants quite a bit with a lot of his views. He's more Orthodox than protty imo, though my understanding of Orthodoxy is super limited since it's almost literally nonexistent in the west.

even if US didnt join hitler would have ran out of steel and oil before capitulating USSR.
Not only that but the industrial outcome of germany kept being stagnant once the war started while the allies and ussr's increased

>religion

without any US involvement, the germans probably would have just fought the soviets to a standstill and the border would split poland in half with the axis controlling everything west and south of the carpathians. the british would have dropped out in late 1942 or so.

contrarian yuros will try to minimize the impact of lend lease but you shouldn't listen to them

>dude american war profiteering saved the war bro

interesting info on their resources.
checked. thanks for the explanations. very informative

I unironically wanted to buy my mother Peterson's book for christmas but instead realised that I'm a complete degenerate for even trying to spend money on him so I bought her a book from pope Francis
Actually the main reason why I didn't buy her Peterson's book is bc his main advice is to wash your penis and I found out that my mother in fact does not have a penis
Stalingrad happened bc Rotschilds urged Roosevelt to send help to Stalin and germans had no chance against the mighty jew
t. watched Greatest story never told and I basically know everything

>I found out

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I fought in WW2
ama

By verbal investigation of course

>pope Francis
why not jay pee tho

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by the end of operation barbarossa german industrial capability had already peaked and was going downhill as most factories were getting emptied out and filtered in with female workers which the nazi regime wasnt too fond of doing, thats why they stupidly tried to ''beat the russians in one swift blow'' to a fault, most likely if they had dug in through winter by summer they wouldnt have any meaningful industrial capability to push the soviets.
One smart thing stalin did was to make propaganda of women actively joining the industrial workforce

i see soyboys reading memersons book on metro from time to time

also british bombing on german factories dealt a some blow to western germany's industry but even with big targets like the one time they destroyed a dam going towards netherlands and flooded an entire town the germans fixed it in like a year and a half

am i dixie?

She already had some books from my man Karol but nothing from Francis
I heard that the book has a lot of christian themes in it and that was the reason why I wanted to buy it to her but it's probably something for a young man who never had a father and some religious guidance in his family
Soyboys might be the perfect audience for his book

only if you live at least 1000 miles away from the closest municipality and vote Republican sweetie

>turkish week in Lidl

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oh i live in a city with no current cultural ties to the south despite the fact that 150 years ago my county was pro-secession, i guess im not dixie then

only brainlets discuss history on the internetz

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>turks
i've never seen any proof that turks exist

only brainletts talk about brainletts
>o fugg

gas the fags y'all

i love my ex-rumelia family :^)

also isnt lidl a shitty supermarket

yes
fitting then if i may say

my danish aunt would buy us shitty chocolate from lidl when i was young to woo us but didnt realized we had better sweets in turkey

>danish aunt
explain

she is an alamancı.
One of my like 8 aunts.
She married to a danish drunkard, got 3 children.
Until a couple of weeks ago i tought she had 2 kids but appareantly she also had a daughter with mental disabilities that noone talked about.
She lives a better life sweeping government buildings in denmark with and with only a uni diploma then my doctor aunt here.
All of her children look like germans, blonde, wh*Te and blue eyes. I saw one of the daughters once when i was really young and dont really remember her all that much, appareantly she got married and had 2 children of her own.
The 3rd child is like a year older then me, he used to visit us alot when he was younger and both of us learned english at a very young age so we were good friends, i remember him being very autistic (in a northern european way) but just figured eh maybe thats how all europeans act. I think he went to a 2 year uni for game design or something similar to that.

I remember he liked pokemon TCG's (appareantly it was popular there, we had yugioh here instead) and played old runescape
Mom says he forgot speaking turkish which is a good thing tbqh

only a high school diploma*

also she is a single mom, danish gibs are pretty good appareantly

also i think her husband looked down on us for being 3rd worlders.
I remember him also being very autistic in a north european way.

>alamancı
?

lower class turkish european diaspora
most of them live in germany so we call them alamancı (germanoid worker) but the term extends to all of western and northern europe

It's shit in germany but here it's one with the best price/quality ratio

we dont have lidl here, small-sized shit supermarket chains in turkey are based and redpilled.
Our larger supermarket chains are european though, migros (swiss) and carrefour

Idk how it is in Germany but otherwise yes it's a top tier budget supermarket, went there all the time as a student

The beer selection sucks tho but that's ok

carrefour is dope
for me carrefour>>>leclerc>auchan>>>>>intermarché(lol)>>>>>>>>>casino>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>U (literally who tier)

classic var

all me btw

I've never seen a supermarket suck as much as Leader Price

Wew we often have craft beer weeks so there like a huge row of different selection of european craft beers

Not really since they actually sell brand stuff under different packaging. So the yoghurt you buy at your normal super market and the one you buy at the discounter like lidl have the same quality and are produced by the same company under different names. Both are still profitable for the company, the former just has an additional idiot tax. In Germany there are websites dedicated to track which no-name products are actually produced by subsidies of famous brands.