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did the word “sloth” or the name of the animal “sloth” come first?

*gets your nose*
what you gonna do now?

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would have gave me a boner

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got nowt to listen to at the gym

as do I actually, get complimented on my eyebrows quite often
feels nice

used to have thsi female dentist with big knockers in my teen and your head would end up rested against the bottom of her breasts, pretty comfy.

do you ever catch a whiff of sweatty fanny at the gym?

just listen to the bydloest hardstyle mix you can find on youtube

Would you rather spend a year in South Korea or Vietnam?

maybe but I dunno what fanny smells like

Imagine making as much money as the Flappy Bird fella did and then voluntarily pulling your app offline. What a nonce

you know many times i just had to yell kentucky burger at the drive-thru bc australians can't understand my northern english accent??? SIX TIMES before i had to lean out of my car window and yell kenTACKY !!!!!!!

south korea

C-can this actually be done?

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>Why yes, I do indeed watch the 'flix

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like skips I imagine

n-words lads

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How will hippofags ever recover?

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Vietnam
Looks cheap and mad

yh

lads I think I’ve found the causation to my anorexia lads

being australian must be mad

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I believe, despite having no basis for it, that the word came first
originally meaning apathy/melancholy, it has since changed to mean slow/lazy - in part because of its attribution to the slow and lazy animal we know as "the sloth"

depends what you're doing, SK is supposed to be stressful af if you're working.

not eating, I reckon

*shoves a sandwich in your gob*

so assuming the sin “sloth” is in reference to its original meaning, being apathetic, glum, depressed, is a sin as opposed to just being lazy?
mental that

>Oh user, can you help me with this
>Oh user, can you come here for a moment
>Oh user, can you do this
>Oh user, can you this as well
>Oh user, can you do this too
>Oh user, can you add this to your list of things to do
Fucking hate the life of a toilsman

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imagine the sausages you can make out of this one, lads

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yeh but why I won’t eat
it’s ‘cause I don’t buy food because I feel like people will judge me for buying snacks in ‘sco

that's correct

came out as an incel to my parents at 28 lads. they said they thought as much but are happy i'm not gay at least lol.

that's literally what 'sco is for you mentalist haha
get a meal deal down you mate, you're skin and bones

weak minded gimp who cares what people think lmao you really think the average NPC walks around analyzing your day to day antics? truth: they dont

thi is some next level retarded attention seeking shitposting fuck off you mong

always thought the sin was in reference to lethargy and indolence
so I can be a worthless lazy cunt and not be sinful?

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twitter.com/prisonplanet/status/1139110519154139137?s=21
the london experience

not exactly rational thinking I know, just always had that mindset about me
thread was a bit lifeless and I’ve got nobody to spit it out to

those are inherent within laziness.
to be a worthless lazy cunt is to be apathetic etc

yeah but if you're being a lazy cunt then you're probably not going to church or being a good christian
that's why it's hard to define - there's a lot of overlap
"apathy" is probably the best synonym for it, "not caring"

what kind of mad accent do you have to not pronounce the te in tesco?

can you buy loo roll or is that too embarrassing as well

lol this episode of undercover boss usa has the mayor of pittsburg going undercover. imagine bojo going undercover haha

Corrrrrrrr just remembered I have a fucking cornetto in the fridge boss

the /brit/ 'cent

prefer not to answer

Neighborhood kids keep stealing the mangos. Fuck off already.

sounds like a fire alarm is going off but im on the toilet and cant hear it through the speakers in here so ill ignore it for a few minutes

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mad to be you

I’m alri with buying essentials but eating seems like a commodity to me, if anything it’s almost a chore
not necessarily fearful of eating, more apathetic (or slothful, if you will)

uh huh ha, yeah uh, y-yes I suppose, I suppose I uh I do, I suppose I do look a bit, a bit uh like him yes haha yes

There could be no one looking and he'll still feel like someone is judging him bc he's not "worried about what others will think" a practical sense where other people are physically observing him but more that he's worried what the BIG OTHER will think

who the fuck puts their ice cream in the fridge

Eating it right this second

I think you're a gimp

righto
so i got a bit nervous so i got off the bog and when i left the changeroom all the fire doors were closed and i could hear the alarm but its not gone off in my department yet so i dont need to worry so im gonna have my dinner now

trying too hard lad

Freezer i meant dickhead but same thing innit
i keep my fridge cold as freezer anyway fucking cucumber turns to a block of green ice

cornetters mad

is it a classico? mint? strawberry? divulge the details lad

who the fuck is big other

the blue one just vanilla ice cream la

Had some Steve Irwin valentines day cards when I was in 4th grade and gave a lass I liked this cheeky little number that said "Crikey!"

more or less
I do feel like people are watching what I eat though, or people judge me from what I buy in shops
fucking retarded way of thinking now that I type it out innit

Anyone else’s left testicle go flying up into their groin when they wank and they have to poke it out?

clipping my toe nails x

business idea: cucumber jam

Aggghhh...they all said I was the prince that was promised......why did she lie to me? I was supposed to defeat the Big Other..........AAAGGHHHHHhhh......Davos.............

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abc.net.au/news/2019-06-13/11208002
>Detectives believe a man who died in a Nowra unit suffered horrific injuries caused by his dog after he suffered an epileptic seizure.
reckon some breeds just need to be done away with, simple as
there's no reason for staffordshire terriers to exist

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sometimes
feels horrible
i cup my balls with one hand when wanking always and sort of hold a little spot just under my bollocks

a respectable choice, I suppose

Delet

Good post

Tesco then gym then neet it out for the rest of the day

This but humans

uhh they were voted Britain's favourite dog last year so back off, yeah?

Apparentally our cremaster muscle is overactive and it should just be resting in the scrote, not retracting so far up. Swear it feels like it’s forcing its way through the wall of my groin or something when it does it.

hairline? receding
hair top? thinning
crown? balding

my testicle has been stuck between my groin and my ‘sack my entire life
reckon someday it’s just going to get sucked down eventually

Yeah same

never got the whole ball cupping thing
like yeah I can feel it obviously but it doesn't do fuck all

then you push it and you can feel it fall back down
grim grim

pretty based in all honesty

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