In public

>in public
>sneeze
>cover my nose with my hands
>ive got shit all over my hands now
>some of it is still on the nose and slowly gonna drop on my mouth
>reach out to my pocket
>no napkins

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Why would you ever not have napkins with you?

I've got shitloads of stuff to carry with me already, wallet, keys, phone etc... This is tough when it's summer so I've got no jacket only shorts.

just eat it bro

>at a lecture
>sneeze with my eyes opened, don't cover my mouth with anything
>see my snot land on user the quiet virgin
>my bro sees it and starts laughing
>stacy sees it and also starts laughing
>I also start laughing
>professor asks what's wrong and stacy tells him what happened
>he laughs it off and continues with the lecture

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>can't sneeze without blowing snot everywhere

what are you 6 years old?

happened to me in middleschool
i just rolled my sleeve and waited the end of the class to remove my hoodie

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What do you mean? Is that even possible? Is it maybe because of my allergies?

holy friggen BASED

I would put sometime put it in my pocket or eat it whole because I have autism

do yall seriously carry napkins with you? wtf

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they mean handkerchief

I don't know how to explain it, can't you just control it? Do you shit your pants every time you fart too?

I've never had this problem and don't need to carry tissues or a handkerchief with me everywhere I go and can't imagine this being a normal thing people do

i dont and have never carried that with me, i only carry my phone + wallet + keys
am i an autist? (i am but is this autistic)

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no i think on the contrary its autistic to always carry tissues with you unless you're currently sick

I agree. If I need something to sneeze on there is paper in most buildings near a sink.

>napkins
>tissues
>handkerchief
idk which one it is, but pic related is what i meant
sometimes I can block it but sometimes the snot is inevitable and there's really no way i can predict it

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just hold it

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even if I do a full on hard sneeze there won't be any snot fly out, worst case scenario is my nose might start running for a few seconds but only lightly and I can just sniff it back up

maybe it's genetic or something

>>cover my nose with my hands
You're supposed to sneeze into your arm

>not just blocking your nose like you'd do underwater

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yes, autism is genetic.
This way I would just get messier.
Wouldn't it kinda hurt?

autism would certainly explain why you sneeze like a downy

not really unless its a huge one