The American dream

The American dream

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this looks like UK

Most are owned by banks so Americans really have to dream now

how to they find the right house if they're visiting a friend?

Count the bullet holes in the door

I just want a cheap house. I don't care if it's not unique or special.

>dude it's right around the corner you can't miss it

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Something about the green space between the houses looks very comfy

It looks fucking weird. Why aren't there any gardens, pools, trees, bushes, porches?

Is this the fucking Sweden hate on America Hour?
Don't you have a fucking job or something OP?

>his city is arraigned in a grid pattern and not random horse-powered cart trails converted into roads

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Don't see many problems if every member of the family has a car, otherwise, you are fucked.

comfy
maybe I watched too many generic 90's American movies as a kid

What’s an address?

Imagine having a barbecue or playing ball with your backdoor neighbor on your commonly owned backyard

>so, yeah, turn right on that one street and keep driving until you see our car

Sounds comfy , fren

>These are the people who call asians insects

Don’t middle class in Brazil live in a house like these?

#notallhouses

dont you wish you had a nice lawn and a place to park your beautiful 2005 ford focus which you bought for $1800?

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Not really most of us live in messy colonial port city's so no grid or organization

>Dude, you just don't get it. American suburbs are just lacking the SOUL that Swedish suburbs ha-

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looks comfy

>most of us live in messy colonial port city's so no grid or organization
how do your housings look?

Op is a bitch

At least they can walk anywhere they want

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Stockholm is unironically in a grid pattern

cope

I see no problem with this

>car on the RIGHT side of the road
>UK

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imagine living in an apartment LOL

all the noisy niggers and rednecks constantly fucking up your day, police dont give a fuck

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imagine living in a american suburb house LOL

all the noisy niggers and rednecks, methheads constantly fucking up your day, police dont give a fuck

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American only care about their own square meters. They don't consider being able to walk to a lake, woodland, school, cafe and other common areas when they buy property

It's not a big deal, just put a headset on

Do you think they know what they're missing out on?

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>imagine living in a cardboard house
>imagine you fear for your life when there is light wind outside

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i posted my house above, niggurds and rednecks cant afford this neighborhood and as a result it is quiet and comfy forever

massive, massive cope

Gross, I want to live in the big city.

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we are allowed to build house out of brick or concrete if we want?? lmfao

this house was built 85 years ago and is completely fine

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bugman

"""brick"""

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america has 330 million people, i can't be responsible for someone else's retarded construction

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lmao...americans really do this???

>me me me me me
this is why your country is so shit

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lol yes lots of poor niggurds build with brick facade, you're correct

face it, 95% of americans live in hell, and 5% of americans like me live in paradise

Houses = prison

>And when the farmer has got his house, he may not be the richer but the poorer for it, and it be the house that has got him. As I understand it, that was a valid objection urged by Momus against the house which Minerva made, that she "had not made it movable, by which means a bad neighborhood might be avoided"; and it may still be urged, for our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed in them; and the bad neighborhood to be avoided is our own scurvy selves. I know one or two families, at least, in this town, who, for nearly a generation, have been wishing to sell their houses in the outskirts and move into the village, but have not been able to accomplish it, and only death will set them free.

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>mirror an image of uk
>"why are americans so ameridumb"
>Jow Forums falls for the bait

>I live in another suburb where there's more whyte people, so I live in paradise.

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"me me me me"

IMAGINE GIVING ANYTHING TO RAPEFUGEES, LET ALONE YOUR WHOLE COUNTRY HAHAHAHA

if someone in georgia wants to die of a heart attack in their cardboard house, let them!

det behövde inte sluta så her, men det ãr inte mit problem

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i hate people, if I could, I would live in the forest

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plz see attached sven

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The actual houses is not even the problem, american houses are huge and relatively cheap. The issue is that their planning means they're confined to their homes because theres nothing to do outside of them

I wouldn't call that paradise

looks like you got mail you discord tranny

>we are allowed to build house out of brick or concrete if we want?? lmfao
>99,9% of all american houses is just plywood
check yourself before you wreck yourself nigga

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Sweden looks a million times better, even with your cheery picking

we just party at our comfy ass house instead of at a public place

it looks exactly like sweden

i need to turn off notifications for all the random groups im in

i cant be held responsible for other people's retarded choices if they want to make their house a shed

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>it looks exactly like sweden

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I've never felt this way. It's not like suburbs are located out in the boondocks.

>BRO why build houses from BRICK and CONCRETE when you can make them with PLYWOOD, the real AMERICAN way, like lmao, it's CHEAPER and who cares it rots away in 10 years, having a house is a PRIVILEGE not a RIGHT lmao

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That looks like shit desu. Imagine being able to hear your flat neighbors whenever they talk in their own rooms, or hearing people stomp up the stairs in the middle of the night

I live in an apartment building. I've never been able to hear my neighbors talk.

>Imagine being able to hear your flat neighbors whenever they talk in their own rooms
the walls are made out of layered concrete, not single sheet of paper

One thing I will say about suburbs is they are basically the densest form of housing normies are willing to accept. Suburbs can nearly match urban density in most cases without the stigma. As shit as they are at least they are dense.

But they don’t rot away in 10 years..

>But they don’t rot away in 10 years..

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>imagine being able to hear your flat neighbors whenever they talk in their own rooms or hearing people stomp up the stairs in the middle of the night
Movies are real life

Bullshit the suburbs are decadent money and environmental sinks. They suck.

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He's right though. Why would you build houses out of brick, when you can simply use plastic instead?
>never rots
>takes a day to build
>don't like the place? just take it apart and reassemble it somewhere else
If you think that bricks are good, you're clearly stupid.

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They really don’t though, my parents have been living in the same house for 30 years and it’s fine

american apartments are constructed as cheaply as possible by dirty jews

if you can't afford a house somewhere and you want privacy, you will have to go into the wilderness

Just ignore the retard, he's going to keep posting stupid greentext shit
Nothing in this thread makes sense, my house is 140 years old.

Did you read what I wrote? Of course they are shit. I literally pointed out the one good thing about them and you sperged out

>my house is 140 years old.
So why do you take whatever is in this thread personally?

You people are retarded.

Suburbs are intended for families. Young people don’t live there

I don't understand these. So basically you're surrounded by the street from both sides???

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of course it would be the canadians who are arguing about who is more decadent and polluting than the other

god you guys really are cucks

cities skylines tier

>you want privacy, you will have to go into the wilderness

here ya go
>1266 acres
>512 hectares

>I literally pointed out the one good thing about them and you sperged out
of course, this is Jow Forums

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>young people dont live there

fuck you socialist, get out of this country, why the fuck would you want to live being influence by the trash living in our cities

yes, so? It's done because they can't fit businesses in there because the area is only zoned for detached single family residential.

cherrypicking
on top of cherrypicking

lol

You can park on any side of the road in the UK

>you will never grow up in a condo in a European city where your friends will shout at your bedroom window from the streets
>You'll never go romping through narrow cobblestone streets playing hide and seek with your friends
>You'll never hide in a bakery and nibble on warm loafs of bread while your friends shout and search for you

Why live

acres
hectares

I can't even picture this in my mind

you guys are focusing on houses in las vegas and phoenix

you should see the real houses we have in new york and the original colonies

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they always post the desert

Post some american suburbs built post ww2 for me. NO cherry picking.

and they say that we have no understanding of geography

Why the fuck don't they have gardens?

Suburbs are literally the worst of both worlds when you think about it. You don't get any access the city nor any access to the countryside. But you got a couple of extra rooms out of it and a patch of grass to mow and do nothing on. Yay.

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Imagine the car lights coming and go every second everywhere in the house. Even I would freak out and go shoot a school.

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I doubt that's real brick seeing how that roof is signature mcmansion. It was also built in 2005.

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most of suffolk county new york was built up in the 60s

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You guys cherry pick the worst suburbs though. There are suburbs where the lawns are bigger and you have room to do things, like plant a garden, have a swimming pool, have a fire pit