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got avoidant personality disorder myself de laaaad

>non-stop rain until a week Friday
roaring, normoids BTFO

still doing drums lads

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take the cringepill and embrace your inner cringe
cringe is normal, cringe is good, none of us can escape from cringe

he was shooting at charles but his aim was shit

I know I would

I think they call it “African American” nowadays

had a wank, measured my penis to be 7.5 inches
feeling pleased

youtube.com/watch?v=9DpswIq-7xc

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Get back to you in 2050 when the UK hits hits emissions target and this image finishes loading

women with 35+ bodies do this

because this "disorder" is a just fancy psych term for me being a mean-spirited twat

>tfw moving to Manchester (well Salford but lets not be pedantic)

What do lads? First time living in the city

dating a girl with crazy eyes

rain is based af. i spend a lot of time outside but love the rain more than the sun. on sunny days i have to deal with faggots on bikes and paki families clogging my trail but on rainy days it's just me running as fast as i want

the ol' track list

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SHIT! I need to get my clothes in off the line, cheers for the reminder

whatever happened to that girl mark used to hang around with

I've only went and joined the Orange Order, lads!

had a loud sloppy wank because everybody else was out
then a chick who lives here friend walks out of her room

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stay inside on the computer all day and develop a steadily worsening porn addiction

I believe the PC term is now "Basketball American"

Lol why doesn't your mum do it

Mikeys gonna getcha

the definitive virgin freak post

she’s away

The virgin club*

The gf is always having her photos nicked and posted on Instagram

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Thought I was all out of braps. Did some knee stretches just now and erupted once more

first step is to PICK A SIDE

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What a bizarre setting.

gross

Totally ludicrous and also utterly pointless, our reduction will be countered 1000x over by the continued development of india, africa and China

Drinking a liter mug of tea

won't deny it, bro.

why are women who do 'dance' always the most vapid sex pigs on the planet?

Was it a girl?

salford is grim mate unlucky

*snips your head off with a big pair of scissors*

Sounds pretty accurate tbf

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thats fucking retarded hahahahaha

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i think she fits right in

theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/13/parliament-is-out-of-options-to-stop-no-deal-brexit-tory-mp-oliver-letwin

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their fannies have assumed control of their brains, they must constantly be gyrating or they will die

>your age
>the youngest you'd date
>the oldest you'd date

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can you redpill me on oxobutterfly

Inconvenient truth?

22
14
40

yes

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but how old were you when you dated the youngest and the oldest. otherwise it's a bit useless

Lives in Arizona, trad thot, mentally-ill, obsessed with SeasideMark.

You're an inconvenient poof

sorry but anyone that goes lower than 21 is a guaranteed nonce

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16
21
below 16 are little children and above 21 are old ladies

Their lies will be exposed

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714
14
16

21
Date? 18 (shag? 16)
Date? 26 (shag? 45)

youtube.com/watch?v=9DpswIq-7xc

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date 18, shag 14
date 30, shag 30

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she looks half decent though, why would she be obsessed with a fat alcoholic mentally deficient fish scented dosser of all people

Dance is an inherently sexual act. It unironically gets women horny and horny women have no control. It's why there's so many cheating scandals and divorces on Strictly Come Dancing. Women are evil, selfish creatures.

nevermind I didn't read it correctly

to shag without dating? well that's just, just insidious

psst
don't listen to it all at once x
youtube.com/watch?v=OUx6ZY60uiI

Cos she can't smell him probably

In short, shuts fucked and Nige won

34
16
N/A

26
20
33

now that I think about it I'd probably shag a 15 year old if I could get away with it

Nowt as queer as folk

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29

ok what about every other factor, i thought it was a catfish but now im unsure

cant see how anyone could be into him

Pass expired lads

Did you keep wanking?

'

wtf there are actual nonces in here???

Will to live expired

Absolutely mad that they managed to delay Brexit for 7 months. If deano and boomrorke would take the wool from over their eyes we could of had parliaments proverbial noggins on spikes by Easter

I must say, life’s a bit droll at the moment
not much to do, not much to aim for, not much to look back on fondly

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16
30

>tfwwould shag illegal age if there was a guarantee I wouldn't get caught

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see 16 is legal here but it just feels a bit too young for me

now 17? that's prime real estate

when I read about physics or the universe it fills me with a sort of cosmic dread and I become very depressed

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18
55

19
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50

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Victory.

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do you mean dull?

Deano only gives a fuck about football