Deano edish
/brit/
On this day in British History
>1381 – The Peasants' Revolt led by Wat Tyler culminated in the burning of the Savoy Palace.
>1514 – Henry Grace à Dieu also known as Great Harry, at over 1,000 tons the largest warship in the world at this time, built at the new Woolwich Dockyard in England, is dedicated.
>1625 – King Charles I of England marries Catholic princess Henrietta Maria of France and Navarre, at Canterbury.
>1774 – Rhode Island becomes the first of Britain's North American colonies to ban the importation of slaves.
>1917 – World War I: The deadliest German air raid on London of the war is carried out by Gotha G.IV bombers and results in 162 deaths, including 46 children, and 432 injuries.
>1944 – World War II: The Battle of Villers-Bocage: German tank ace Michael Wittmann ambushes elements of the British 7th Armoured Division, destroying up to fourteen tanks, fifteen personnel carriers and two anti-tank guns in a Tiger I tank.
>1944 – World War II: Germany launches the first V1 Flying Bomb attack on England. Only four of the eleven bombs strike their targets.
>1981 – At the Trooping the Colour ceremony in London, a teenager, Marcus Sarjeant, fires six blank shots at Queen Elizabeth II.
>1982 – Battles of Tumbledown and Wireless Ridge, during the Falklands War.
hmm
– At the Trooping the Colour ceremony in London, a teenager, Marcus Sarjeant, fires six blank shots at Queen Elizabeth II.
what the fuck show some fucking respect
Queen Elizabeth II? Big fan
got antisocial personality disorder lads
what happens to white kids that grow up on these rough gang ridden estates in london? you only ever see the odd couple involved but its 98% blacks, do they just permanently live indoors
anyone who unironically refers to themselves, other people, pets or objects as 'smol' or any variant s a pathetic swine
why did you attach this particular picture to your post?
got avoidant personality disorder myself de laaaad
>non-stop rain until a week Friday
roaring, normoids BTFO
still doing drums lads
take the cringepill and embrace your inner cringe
cringe is normal, cringe is good, none of us can escape from cringe
he was shooting at charles but his aim was shit
I know I would
I think they call it “African American” nowadays
had a wank, measured my penis to be 7.5 inches
feeling pleased
Get back to you in 2050 when the UK hits hits emissions target and this image finishes loading
women with 35+ bodies do this
because this "disorder" is a just fancy psych term for me being a mean-spirited twat
>tfw moving to Manchester (well Salford but lets not be pedantic)
What do lads? First time living in the city
dating a girl with crazy eyes
rain is based af. i spend a lot of time outside but love the rain more than the sun. on sunny days i have to deal with faggots on bikes and paki families clogging my trail but on rainy days it's just me running as fast as i want
the ol' track list
SHIT! I need to get my clothes in off the line, cheers for the reminder
whatever happened to that girl mark used to hang around with
I've only went and joined the Orange Order, lads!
had a loud sloppy wank because everybody else was out
then a chick who lives here friend walks out of her room
stay inside on the computer all day and develop a steadily worsening porn addiction
I believe the PC term is now "Basketball American"
Lol why doesn't your mum do it
Mikeys gonna getcha
the definitive virgin freak post
she’s away
The virgin club*
The gf is always having her photos nicked and posted on Instagram
Thought I was all out of braps. Did some knee stretches just now and erupted once more
first step is to PICK A SIDE
What a bizarre setting.
gross
Totally ludicrous and also utterly pointless, our reduction will be countered 1000x over by the continued development of india, africa and China
Drinking a liter mug of tea
won't deny it, bro.
why are women who do 'dance' always the most vapid sex pigs on the planet?
Was it a girl?
salford is grim mate unlucky
*snips your head off with a big pair of scissors*
Sounds pretty accurate tbf
thats fucking retarded hahahahaha
i think she fits right in
their fannies have assumed control of their brains, they must constantly be gyrating or they will die
>your age
>the youngest you'd date
>the oldest you'd date
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can you redpill me on oxobutterfly
Inconvenient truth?
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14
40
yes
but how old were you when you dated the youngest and the oldest. otherwise it's a bit useless
Lives in Arizona, trad thot, mentally-ill, obsessed with SeasideMark.
You're an inconvenient poof
sorry but anyone that goes lower than 21 is a guaranteed nonce
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16
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below 16 are little children and above 21 are old ladies
Their lies will be exposed
714
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Date? 18 (shag? 16)
Date? 26 (shag? 45)
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date 18, shag 14
date 30, shag 30
she looks half decent though, why would she be obsessed with a fat alcoholic mentally deficient fish scented dosser of all people
Dance is an inherently sexual act. It unironically gets women horny and horny women have no control. It's why there's so many cheating scandals and divorces on Strictly Come Dancing. Women are evil, selfish creatures.
nevermind I didn't read it correctly
to shag without dating? well that's just, just insidious
psst
don't listen to it all at once x
youtube.com
Cos she can't smell him probably
In short, shuts fucked and Nige won
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N/A
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now that I think about it I'd probably shag a 15 year old if I could get away with it
Nowt as queer as folk
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ok what about every other factor, i thought it was a catfish but now im unsure
cant see how anyone could be into him
Pass expired lads
Did you keep wanking?
'
wtf there are actual nonces in here???
Will to live expired
Absolutely mad that they managed to delay Brexit for 7 months. If deano and boomrorke would take the wool from over their eyes we could of had parliaments proverbial noggins on spikes by Easter
I must say, life’s a bit droll at the moment
not much to do, not much to aim for, not much to look back on fondly
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30
>tfwwould shag illegal age if there was a guarantee I wouldn't get caught
see 16 is legal here but it just feels a bit too young for me
now 17? that's prime real estate
when I read about physics or the universe it fills me with a sort of cosmic dread and I become very depressed
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Victory.
do you mean dull?
Deano only gives a fuck about football