Well done, neets, well done. Very good indeed

Well done, neets, well done. Very good indeed.

HOWEVER

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Is how to be a good slave for government?

>aged 27
>get married
YIKES

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>tfw 31 and not married

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>37 start earing 40k a year
>start enjoying two holidays per year
>buy first home
>have 2 kids
yeah this was written in the 1960s.
40k a year is like 20 dollars an hour

Fuck normal biography.

did a retarded boomer do this?

I'm 19 and i already fucked both of the milestones

This image is even more depressing than being a 30 years old NEET.
Imagine having such a bland, planned life

I'm 23 and I've never had a full-time job.

This pic is making me very anxious

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>stumbling at 15
fuck my life

i thought people in arab countries get married before 30

dont you have arranged marriage?

>first full time job at 19
>start earning average wage at 30
>40k per year at 37
yeah this is probably sarcasm

>Brits only earn 40k a year at 37

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Most people do, I was actually engaged at 28 but she turned out to be a cunt so I canceled
Not anymore, it's extremely rare

>buy first house
>29
LOL

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based, glad you dodged a bullet

>37
>owns a business
>40k a year
Rofl what a failure. The fact he owns a home on that merger salary and has two kids sounds like some completely unrealistic boomer tier shit.

>THAT'S IT YOU STUPID PROLES, REVEL IN YOUR SERVITUDE

Sorry I'm a pedophile. I only fuck 12 year old girls