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Drain edish

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>Why yes I do support 4channel by purchasing a pass, how could you tell?

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hi

fUCK
oFF
yANK

got a new job lads
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>yank edition

Yilo Minneapolis' life was like a regency romance. He was the Beau of the London social season; everything English nobility respected; clever but vapid, wealthy but lazy, and drop dead gorgeous. Yilo Minneapolis was the apple of every debutante's eye despite his queerness. Yilo was a Man's Man who knew just how to butter up and devour male flesh - especially the ebony type.

"Pish-posh Figgy, you would understand but your heteronormative mongoloid brain couldn't appreciate good old jolly buggery." Sighed Yilo

"Maybe so, but why is it specifically big black cock?" Figgy said lightly

"Because degeneracy is the essence of pleasure; beyond the bounds of propriety, to naughtily break the taboo." Exclaimed Yilo

"One would think when one is queer one is already going beyond the bounds," stated Figgy

"One would think, but when there are old Queens like Her Majesty Figgymumpous imposing the old order on the new man, there are new frontiers of buggery. New provinces of sin with which to disappoint God and your parents." Retorted Yilo

Yilo Minneapolish lights a cigarette, and despite the adversarial reparteé, Figgy reached into Yilo's trousers. Yilo's mind wanders between puffs of a cigarette as Figgy wanks him off while he contemplates how to import big black cocks into 1820 Regency England.

6MG'S I FEEL LIKE MJJJJJ

wish i had a lower IQ so i could be happy with the pig swill that everyone else enjoys instead of striving for an impossible ideal

consultant means I help solve business/strategy problems. I'm just a small cog at the moment though.
I studied engineering, but my job is unrelated

your mum

is drill basically the zoomers grime? can anyone explain to me, i remember grime used to be the ‘roadmans anthems’ but now theres this drill genre

2 plates, the natty limit

a wog just missed a pen for england lads
turn bbc1 on now!!

Real non-yank edition

*rattle rattle rattle*
KSCHHHHHHHHHHHKT

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Congrats lad! What are you doing?

Is he going to legalise opium?

your godly aura, of course

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What does the N. stand for?

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FUCK
I miss when the house next door was for sale and no one fucking lived there
now there's constantly people banging around and walking and looking through my windows

Money don't make you
Fame might change you
Damn, I hate you
Yeah, ayy
If you rich, you don't mean shit, yeah
I'm a heartbreaker
I'm a soldier to this shit
So sold my soul to a bitch
Yeah, the devil is a bitch
Yeah, the devil is a motherfuckin' bitch

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there was an ad on the telly here ~10 yrs back encouraging people to work for mcdonalds and the crux of it was that this one lad started working there and he was getting slagged relentlessly by all his m8s, then at the end one of the lads ends up working there too and serving the customers (with a FML expression on his face) while the first lad is now floor manager or something and smirking at him

really don't think the ad did anything for their recruitment rates haha
>checked to see if it was on yt but doesn't seem to be

grime was more about production and wordplay and rapping about how good you are at grime
drill is larping about postcode wars to shit beats
only bellends like lisicki and actual nicknocks like it

Why are you posting on /brit/ on a Friday night instead of going out out?

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Fuck off splitter

going out this coming weekend instead. dont like going out too much

where's 190

they're right you know

Why is he wearing a y-3 cap tho?

...

instagram.com/p/BydqNMfF1ST/
holy
fucking
PENG

Breizh Atao

i have very deep insecurities so i fear getting close to people, i fear judgement

It's the Africans Grime

might do it

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my wank is over by necessity
might do a bit of asceticism and go to bed hungry

Because if i have one more slightly uncomfortable experience with a 3d humanoid im knocking someone out

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yeah

I poo

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same haha

rorke on the ropes

>tfw only took 5 a-levels, only got 2 A*s and went to imperial
feels bad

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Boomer: ska
Xoomer: jungle and dancehall (shabba ranks)
Millenial: grime
Zoomer: drill

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now this was a good one

Only God will judge me

>All that muscle
>5 pullups

Wtf is the point?

grime was a proper british movement, drill niggers are just roleplaying as chicago niggers
yeah knife crime has gone up but london is still nowhere near as bad as these drill larpers make out

have lost my motivation to go to the gym
have more motivation to do things when I've a social life when I don't I just dick around on the computer all of my free time
currently have no social life

*judges you*

so is grime not really a thing anymore then?

My firstborn child will be named Napoleon, regardless of sex.

leftypol take your meds

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Don't be a wannabe yank dickhead and use the non-yank edition

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Yoooo I went to Imperial, feels bad man

sport specificity

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Nah

>waa i went to one of the best unis in the UK
meanwhile I go to uclan

Wasn’t expecting god to be German tbqh

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anyone remember the el cuckio meme?

unironically true

105 4x6 feet up paused today :)

What sport does she do?

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Yeah I don't know what they've been teaching you. Jesus is too.

no
the big names are all making pop shite or in hibernation
jme will do something this year though

what a narcissist

Something really Yankoid about the shortening of university names.

England Vs Argentina womens world cup on right now lads who's watching

It’s full of unsociable Chinese kids

haha you joker

although I can tell that I'm a cut above my colleagues I still have the fear for when I get into a rat race with an oxbridger

there are only two good places to live in the country and they are Solihull and Failsworth

Pretty growing up at intersection of the pre internet and post internet world

>Nigga is trying to get big
>Finny shitting on him
Dont be like that

Whats his insta?
Is he still lifting?

Are you intentionally trying to make her dryer than the Sahara
Christ..

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She'd heem you

the devils variation

What's score in the match lads

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0-0

Boutta go greaze mode

where did you lads meet your gf

dead, just looked into this drill shit seems like most of the highly rated artists have been locked up for 10+ years. also noticed that mark duggans son is a drill artist lmao

same with half the degrees at uclan

inventing a new music style
it's called electro-baboon howling

Mind boggling stuff