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JANNY'S GONNA FREAK
this is the thread
GET IN LADS
GET IN LADS
Stop pretending you're one of us
never say dude then
Phwoar how much is there
brit would be great if it wasn't for student gimps
they bring nothing to the table
Hahahaha who’s done your nut in
I don't because I don't talk like a retard
Would drop this plummy cunt with one punch
britain should have nuked Argentina
an individual born on the 'wrong' part of the planet forefeits all right to discuss British culture
what did he mean by this?
also revoking your right to say man
Certainly not a desperate yearning to be connected with some idea of heritage that yanks have
Some of them are pretty funny. The one that talks like hes working class he might be I have no idea but he's had me laughing a few times.
Leave then haha just a thought lol
prep to move
scan your arcs
all round defence
take a knee
Mans just ere init
is this a rap?
Why would I talk like a retarded yank? I'm not one.
maybe if you had a concept of heritage your country wouldn't be in such an absolute state all the time
mad that humans invented a liquid that numbs the pain of it's own existence
we truly triumphed over god
Means that they shouldn't have acted up about tea taxes and shit
I am not british as I am not inbred
Mom did live in dunoon though
Pengdon, Pengtipal of the Penited Pengdom
my social life peaked in 2014 when this choon was on repeat
America's oldest building
why do you act bad in your old music vids? you aint on piss you little fraggle
I never see Russians shitting up /brit/ or desperately trying to fit in but now you're starting to show the same insecurities that yanks here have.
god is eternal, we are not. when you meet him in his domain, you will be punished for your heathen ways
You’re literally speaking English man is English
alcohol facilitated society as no one would wageslave or literally slave as in the past without it
they'd just kill themselves
Looks like a disgusting Asian ant person city now. For shame.
alcohol is naturally occurring
someone is training to kill you
Yeah it's me haha
Our oldest building is older than your country
playing video games, so i can pwn them in the virtual world
Would poke u
playing rising storm 2
i top the leaderboards with ease so i reckon i could kill him
God will greet me with open arms as I understand his purpose.
Do we have any chance of regaining Hong Kong? I think the Chinese would never bloody allow it.
I hate puffs
we didn't 'invent' it just as we didn't invent fire
we just mastered the procurement of it
What's his domain?
pissing and shitting everywhere
lookit ese 'orses
Revoking yanks' rights to speak the English language and demoted to a level lower than that of an animal for being so fucking stupid.
Looks lovely, apart from the Walkie Talkie burn that to the ground.
Okay, sorry. Utlised would have been a better choice of words.
um,, still here sweaty x
got driving lesson tomorrow
Not as new as you eggface
it's cliff dwelling structures actually
and then the colonial stuff in Puerto Rico after that
Big dick energy
no chance but china is unironically not upholding their end of the joint decleration treaty so we might be able to start a war with them over hong kong
saw a wall spray painted "SAVE OUR ENVIRONMENT, VOTE LIB DEM NO TO TORIES EXTINCTION REBELLION" today
, hate cities
Hello resident gimp. Dance for us.
ate all the danish butter cookies
I speak American
should be renamed to puerto not so rico now
UK doesn't have the bollocks to declare war on anything.
Just been shagged by a puff
i declared war on your mum's fanny
Ay, boy, whatcha say, boy?
You tryna play coy like a Gameboy?
Hit my phone boy, is you home boy?
Are you alone boy? Come give me dome, boy
US doesn't have the bollocks to declare war on Israel
But you can’t own guns hahahaha
bit gay, that
the lad's trigger discipline is appalling
wet guy stop acting bad ur a washed up 24 yr old from bristol u aint on piss n ur daughters gonna be a violated sket in 10 yrs
Am fluent in several dialects of the English Language
is that the english punjabi girl who posted a ton of selfies and had a 200+ reply thread here a few days ago?
As much as I like to gloat about how great this country is, I don't think we'd ever have a chance against China. The Americans wouldn't help because they're terrified of colonisation and colony protection as they were in the Falklands War.
b-but the television says they're our greatest ally
Lil PY got smoked, no bong and I'm tryna smoke man with this tre, no Songz
SJ, I've been a real bad boy from young and when I had my Rambo I wasn't allowed in prom (I weren't allowed)
This bad B in the nizz with phones, she keeps telling me she wants the Niners gone
Bando's telling her she can ride along and if Lz in the cut, this ride gets long (Woi-woi-woi-woi)
Like, everyone's trapping and everyone's banging, I think I might just stop rapping (I might)
These Nine boys just jumped on a track, K-M-T, who gassed these faggots? (KMT)
They ain't done no blammings or splashings, what are they rapping? (What they rapping?)
SJ, I ain't on no chattings, man been verified, blue ticks, old fashioned
And if I start talking 'bout these drills they'll fold up and this song might get taken down (Oh shit)
And if you've been touched, please own up, king on your block, let me take that crown (Let me take it)
Mans seen armed Jakes at the exit, I asked broski "will we make it out?" (Might not)
Oh shit, oh shit, I just see a opp, let me take him out
RIP Lampost, didn't make it out, ouch (Dead up, dead up)
She tryna send man down south, when they stay up north, they get saved like "how?" (How?)
Them boy are like Mickey Mouse, they just want attention from kids, some clowns (Some dickheads)
Post pics like "drip or drown", let me drown mans drip, where's your drip gone now? (Ching, ching, ching)
aah yes, I remember putting this on the old ipod nano and blasting it down the park
Your country is still full of niggers
Got a bachelors from some mid tier uni and now do the same job as cunts who got masters from imperial and UCL.
Yes I can, mate. I'm in a shooting club.
Why would they?
Your country is full of pakis
not to mention all the chinese spies already here
hard to picture zoey, a so-called half cast roadman sat in doors all day posting on Jow Forums
Did I say you can respond to my post you disgusting yank reject?
Easily pattern u up pussio lmaoo
doing a watch
Make £80,000 a year
kek this was me
Your country is full of yanks
listening to portishead lads
south will rise again la
Raining a lot senpai minimal activity
I've gotten prescription for Sildenafil Actavis 100 mg because mfw
There's a girl coming over on Monday and I 110% want to make sure there aren't any problems then, should I double down and take two, or will that make my dick explode?
imagine being white but having the mannerisms and accent of a wog. baffling.
moni goes on a date with a chad in lancaster
user sits in his room alone being a VF
she is so fucking based lads
guarantee you get paid less
t. 40k pa within a year of finishing
you didnt have sex with them though
Tweed is god tier. Its the highland dress of England.
wow moni looks like THIS??
Mad how literal chavs make that in a week
white trash rising again
Half of London u25
Our shooting clubs are cooler
Which county has the best flag?
Zo3y non meme question
Do black people drink much? You never really see em in pubs only in nightclubs
Made that today on twitch.
You're still trash now
eat my dick yankee
please notice me senpai
not those exact people in particular but similar person and situation except was only 1
Yeah, Jamaican rum?
As are you. Go back to the orphanage, Oliver Twist
PORN BAN IN 2.5 HOURS LADS
I'll drag Zoey by his dreads
i'll leave his father dead
War of the roses...norf vs norf...
Imagine being black or brown but wearing tweed and speaking RP.
What do gangsters even do with all the drug money they make. They’re always absolute lowlifes living in shitty areas leading grim lives
quick get one last wank in
What’s the point of liking the Democratic confederacy when the republican union was clearly the best pro-white choice?
WOah! Is that a pop culture reference!?!?!? Damn yank banter is so sophisticated and witty!
Eyes are drawn to Cornwall
Babylon captured my dreads
Cut them in case I was going pen, didn’t wanna look to peng if ygm x
Are there black bars or summat?
suck ur mum u aint about it zoe ur 4 years older than me n id still have u running shots for me lool if ur that bad give me your snapchat n come bait yourself out in N17
HOLY FUCKING PENG
vile nonce freak
they probably blow it on stupidly expensive cars and "bling" instead of investing it
but if they were smart they wouldn't gangsters
Cornish Rebellion (2031)
These Tory leadership lasses don't half look fit
for me it's that empty bit of farmland to the west of manchester
they should build a new town there
Whats noncey about are sola
Legitimately decent looking pic of London
yeh mate 1024x768
don't know just felt like calling someone a nonce
Nah mate, we earn the same. Grad programme.
Yeah that's good if you're in Hull or something.
tfw it's a getting drunk and watching funny Graham Norton clips on youtube sort of night
it's in july you stupid cunt
imagine this but trees that size instead of buildings
would be a sight to behold surely
me? I make 10k working at tesco
Witty on your titties. Don’t talk to me
would look boring as hell
phwoarrrr rory looks like vanessa kirby
same will be starting job in september where I know oxbridge tarq cunts work hahaha
Ayy, naughty, naughty, no one call me and no Snapchat for the porkies
Gassed little rat, got family in north you probs already work for me
I said speaking RP, not whatever the fuck that is.
Just got back from the co op run picked up the last pack of these bad boys
god imagine having a girlfriend
they're the min wage/gig workers of the underworld
the big lads live large in flash gaffs and penthouses usually moving between countries and the middle lads live the same middle-tier areas most working/middle-class suburban people do
Javid is kinda peng
yeah gray slabs of concrete with identical patterns of windows
exciting and fresh... yeah
Haha wow that post is like that one scene from STAR WARS!! YOu know that film? My humour won't work unless you've seen it!
They don't have Easter in Africa
we're getting a pay rise tho
want to die really
Yeah we have that haha
do americans really do this?
the neck thing, love it
what's it called
Easter was over 40 days ago la
We just had Pentecost. Jesus has ascended into heaven since then.
My drug dealers in NY pick me up in flash cars like S-Class mercs but live in shit neighborhoods. Doubt they get paid much iih but are paid in favors
Nonyou didn’t, any perishables that we’re on sale around Easter would be grossly out of date for co-op
hebraic hooved clacked this one out
choker but that's just part of her shirt
A decision was made. Time will tell if it was the right one.
Yes they do most of Africa below the Arab bits are massively Christian and the church plays a massive part in their lives
99.9% of people working in these office buildings commute 1+ hour from some zone 26 shithole and couldn't afford even 1m^2 in one of the flats within the vicinity
madness, and these are the "elite" workers
who owns it?
I have one. It's a bit overrated la.
She's just been making all the moves and I've just gone along with it. I like having someone to kiss and do things with. Sex is nice, but overrated when it's on tap.
Peng, as they say
listening to bjork
Imagine being that cucked
Black in the wrong place*
rorke is still adamant that we’re full
Poo bum nigger
Give cute british accent gf
hello me 3 years ago
NOOO WE NEED HOUSING FULL OF 3RD WORLDERS TO OCCUPY EVERY INCH OF OUR ISLAND!!!!!
Tell the Copts that. That's fun killing time for Islam in Egypt lol
You mean that film with British actors?
nowt wrong with it
still think vespertine is one of the best albums of all time
Racial minorities should be rehoused in public parks
Need to lose weight but can’t stop myself from binge eating
looking at my posts from 2017
butter pies should be on there
just because people aren't living there, doesn't mean that we're not fun
I mean the clue's even in the bloody post
thoughts on dutch courage?
Thought scotch eggs were good
yeah nothing wrong with it at all just haven't listened to bjork in a few years
still got over a thousand pics of her saved tho
this is british culture
Couple bars don't make you big
I'll snap Zoeys neck like a twig
Tikka Masala is the best food you have
Can white people make ANYTHING that isnt pastry?
Not looking good lads
Monmouth is still the true king
u caught all the white off ur mumzi you neeky guy ur done out ere lol
business idea: backtrack on all regulations restricting asbestos and actually putting tonnes of it in random products it was never even being used in in the first place for the laugh
every town in the uk is pretty much the same
and a market of sorts
Watching women play footy is so fucking sexy lads. Long socks on toned legs, firm arses in those little shorts, perky little tits bouncing up and down with their ponytails, slightly sweaty faces.
Phwoar, going for a wank after this match is over.
molly mae is such an uninteresting vapid cunt
Nothing to do with skin colour when u get wetted up
that full body shiver you get when you listen to a good bit of music
Not the foggiest who this is.
tfw no katrina kaif gf
Make an Africa thread and fuck off to it mate, you aren’t welcome in /brit/
Used to love the Jocks Vs the Geordies lad.
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BASED EDISH'
the absolute STATE of these philistines who cannot comprehend bladee's esoteric lyrics about drug abuse, depression, self-harm and consumerism
they will never truly understand how deep the incongruity between evil sociopath bladee and innocent naive bladee is
truly he's the thinking mans musician
My town doesnt have a pandora
that full body shiver you get when you listen to a good bit of music
slag from love island
blogging about it here because for some reason i'm rangebanned from /tv/
By the way it's obvious, to make beautiful things, it requires a beautiful and noble soul. The jew has a rotten soul. When you press grapes, it makes wine, but when you press shit, it will never make wine. This is why the jew takes a good bottle, puts shit in it and shouts to the world "look how good I am!".
Translated a random /fr/ post for your enjoyment
ended up watching love island last night and i'm annoyed that i actually enjoyed it
tommy fury is a top lad and that irish bird is highly fucking peng
just got that listening to this
they're still getting on well it looks like he's cut bait with molly mae and going towards her
Shit 45 mins in
Here we go, here we go, here we go again
Here we go, here we go, here we go again
Take me up, up, up and away where the music is my fantasy
rorkie porkie on suicide watch
Trannies should be bulldozed into a mass grave
watched ONE video of some korean movie I was told had a good lezzer scene (which was pretty disappointing 2bh) and now I'm getting countless videos of korean movies/TV shows (including dodgy fucking daytime soaps) with lesbian scenes
weird for a country I previously heard had pretty severe anti-porn laws
The gf was trying to get me to watch it. She said I'd have to watch every episode or I won't know what's going on. Who has time for that?
What the fuck is wrong with kikes
Her entire page is just dick art
Good album 2bqh
some women have penises. wish rorke would get this through his thick skull.
Why is an Irish girl on an english show? Ugh, bloody foreigners taking english jobs I tell ya
Every British shopping centre is the same. A U shaped row of shops with parking in the middle. Every shop has the same steel canopy and bollards lined across the stores. They all have a TK Maxxx, a Debenhams, a Next and JD Sports.
im gay now, did you hear?
Because a white man wouldn’t be welcomed in Africa so why should we welcome you?
Just saw rorke in tesco, he was screeching at the staff because there wasn't anything left on the reduced section
Passing trannies are just better versions of normal girls tbf
TK is based, they have some pretty quality stuff if you're willing to dig through their shit
A Mcds, A KFC, A Five Guys
It's all so tiresome
calm down Rorke, not all art has to be pictures of dogs or flowers in a vase
Good evening my brothers
Said I was off the coke but now im buying a bag
State of me
can't stand that molly orange slag
not going to become a regular watcher, i despise the rest of the people but tommy and the irish girl are alright in my book
because you're underneath the british culture umbrella whether you like it or not
Fuck off us africanposters are by far the best /brit/posters
get a grip, mate
dont ever post this deanocore in my presence ever again
There's several white men in my immediate neighborhood, m8
A white man would be welcome in Africa lad. For his money.
he sent his daughter to work with harvey weinstein lol
If they were passing nobody would point them out as trannies, would they?
so what, it works well why change it
fat girl on facebook
look at her family
they're all fat
her boyfriend is fat
her boyfriends family are all fat too
Pipe down before I throttle you mboko
in what way? bristol may be unique in other aspects but as far as shopping goes, yes it is pretty much the same as every other city or large town on this island
Yeah people tend not to take kindly to you after you've raped and pillaged their continent for the best part of 5 centuries, baka rorke you're so fucking dumb
how new are you?
/b hasn't been relevant for years dip
verbalist white boy im done hearing how bad you are back what you say give me ur snap n come through we’ll see whos on splashing
unironically get a lot of my clothes from tk maxx tbqh
95% of it is utter dogshit that i wouldn't be seen dead wearing but if you spend some time then you can find some proper gems
Aha I'm such an addict lol what am I like guise
went to school with a great big fat girl
she never had a boyfriend
kept her on Facebook after all these years
suddenly she gets a boyfriend
he's thin and reasonably attractive
find myself looking through this stranger's profile trying to find clues about why he's such a dirty fucking bastard
It's Friday. See you lads down at the pub aye?
icedancer is great. he's still evolving, he's nowhere near his prime.
What’s janny on
the manor are proper british culture
1 white lad, 1 mixed race lad and 1 asian lad but all 3 are proper south london geezers and proud to be british
She's wearing full makeup and fake eyelashes
janny on the warpath
jANNY HAS lOTS hIS mARBAbLES
Can't believe Greater London is posting on /brit/ again
can someone explain this to me
*Make an early new because you're an idiot yank*
*Janny deletes it*
WTF OMG WHY THIS HAPPEN???
no because I simply don't care and really neither should you
Rorke rejected from yet another job at BP petrol station
rorke seen moving all the bacon to the halal aisle in tesco
Addicted to your aul one you little vf lmao
basically it's me wanting a shag, the gf saying no, and then me getting pissed off
yanks rejected from yet another job at the retard factory for being too retarded
But it says the fiance is a she
how long does 1g last you