/brit/ + /birt/

female edish

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JANNY'S GONNA FREAK

this is the thread
GET IN LADS

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>GET IN LADS
*cringe*
Stop pretending you're one of us

box: shot
p’s: stacked

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Say less

never say dude then

Phwoar how much is there

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brit would be great if it wasn't for student gimps
they bring nothing to the table

Hahahaha who’s done your nut in

I don't because I don't talk like a retard

Would drop this plummy cunt with one punch

britain should have nuked Argentina

>an individual born on the 'wrong' part of the planet forefeits all right to discuss British culture
what did he mean by this?

also revoking your right to say man

Certainly not a desperate yearning to be connected with some idea of heritage that yanks have

Some of them are pretty funny. The one that talks like hes working class he might be I have no idea but he's had me laughing a few times.

Leave then haha just a thought lol

>vehicle front
>vehicle rear
>prep to move
>move
>contact right
>contact front
>scan your arcs
>watch spacings
>all round defence
>take a knee
>on me

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Mans just ere init

is this a rap?

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Why would I talk like a retarded yank? I'm not one.

maybe if you had a concept of heritage your country wouldn't be in such an absolute state all the time

mad that humans invented a liquid that numbs the pain of it's own existence
we truly triumphed over god

cops: rang

Means that they shouldn't have acted up about tea taxes and shit

I am not british as I am not inbred

Mom did live in dunoon though

Pengdon, Pengtipal of the Penited Pengdom

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my social life peaked in 2014 when this choon was on repeat
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>America's oldest building

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why do you act bad in your old music vids? you aint on piss you little fraggle

I never see Russians shitting up /brit/ or desperately trying to fit in but now you're starting to show the same insecurities that yanks here have.

well?

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god is eternal, we are not. when you meet him in his domain, you will be punished for your heathen ways

You’re literally speaking English man is English

Hat

alcohol facilitated society as no one would wageslave or literally slave as in the past without it
they'd just kill themselves

Looks like a disgusting Asian ant person city now. For shame.

me? youtube.com/watch?v=Vya-GTQaz5w

alcohol is naturally occurring

Eating Starburst

>someone is training to kill you
Yeah it's me haha

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Our oldest building is older than your country

playing video games, so i can pwn them in the virtual world

Would poke u

BRAP BRAAAAAAP

playing rising storm 2
i top the leaderboards with ease so i reckon i could kill him

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hownew.ru

God will greet me with open arms as I understand his purpose.

^
soulless
< soul

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Do we have any chance of regaining Hong Kong? I think the Chinese would never bloody allow it.

I hate puffs

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you: dumb

we didn't 'invent' it just as we didn't invent fire
we just mastered the procurement of it

What's his domain?

pissing and shitting everywhere

Alri.

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lookit ese 'orses

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Revoking yanks' rights to speak the English language and demoted to a level lower than that of an animal for being so fucking stupid.

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Looks lovely, apart from the Walkie Talkie burn that to the ground.

Okay, sorry. Utlised would have been a better choice of words.

um,, still here sweaty x

got driving lesson tomorrow

Not as new as you eggface

it's cliff dwelling structures actually
and then the colonial stuff in Puerto Rico after that

Big dick energy

no chance but china is unironically not upholding their end of the joint decleration treaty so we might be able to start a war with them over hong kong

saw a wall spray painted "SAVE OUR ENVIRONMENT, VOTE LIB DEM NO TO TORIES EXTINCTION REBELLION" today
, hate cities

Hello resident gimp. Dance for us.

ate all the danish butter cookies

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I speak American

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should be renamed to puerto not so rico now

UK doesn't have the bollocks to declare war on anything.

Just been shagged by a puff

i declared war on your mum's fanny

Ay, boy, whatcha say, boy?
You tryna play coy like a Gameboy?
Hit my phone boy, is you home boy?
Are you alone boy? Come give me dome, boy

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US doesn't have the bollocks to declare war on Israel

But you can’t own guns hahahaha

bit gay, that

the lad's trigger discipline is appalling

wet guy stop acting bad ur a washed up 24 yr old from bristol u aint on piss n ur daughters gonna be a violated sket in 10 yrs

Am fluent in several dialects of the English Language

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is that the english punjabi girl who posted a ton of selfies and had a 200+ reply thread here a few days ago?

As much as I like to gloat about how great this country is, I don't think we'd ever have a chance against China. The Americans wouldn't help because they're terrified of colonisation and colony protection as they were in the Falklands War.

b-but the television says they're our greatest ally

Lil PY got smoked, no bong and I'm tryna smoke man with this tre, no Songz
SJ, I've been a real bad boy from young and when I had my Rambo I wasn't allowed in prom (I weren't allowed)
This bad B in the nizz with phones, she keeps telling me she wants the Niners gone
Bando's telling her she can ride along and if Lz in the cut, this ride gets long (Woi-woi-woi-woi)
Like, everyone's trapping and everyone's banging, I think I might just stop rapping (I might)
These Nine boys just jumped on a track, K-M-T, who gassed these faggots? (KMT)
They ain't done no blammings or splashings, what are they rapping? (What they rapping?)
SJ, I ain't on no chattings, man been verified, blue ticks, old fashioned
And if I start talking 'bout these drills they'll fold up and this song might get taken down (Oh shit)
And if you've been touched, please own up, king on your block, let me take that crown (Let me take it)
Mans seen armed Jakes at the exit, I asked broski "will we make it out?" (Might not)
Oh shit, oh shit, I just see a opp, let me take him out
RIP Lampost, didn't make it out, ouch (Dead up, dead up)
She tryna send man down south, when they stay up north, they get saved like "how?" (How?)
Them boy are like Mickey Mouse, they just want attention from kids, some clowns (Some dickheads)
Post pics like "drip or drown", let me drown mans drip, where's your drip gone now? (Ching, ching, ching)

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aah yes, I remember putting this on the old ipod nano and blasting it down the park

Your country is still full of niggers

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standby
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