I want an american gf so bad. they would be so impressed by anything

I want an american gf so bad. they would be so impressed by anything

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+ they look better than european girls

>they would be so impressed by anything
explain?

Imagine the smell

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By his flamethrower, uniform, big black stove.

Yeah if you like fat girls

Cigarettes and walmart perfume?

lmfao

it's just when i tell them where i'm from, where i've been. how many languages i speak, they are always impressed .
i guess they see europe as this magic place.

Yes. Now where's my American girlfriend?

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>American women
>Impressed by anyone who isn't their father

LOL

kek

exactly what i imagined. i love it when they hide big tiddies under sweatshirts

I also want a high BMI gf but I prefer Asians.

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I also want an American girlfriend, but they don't want me

Look at those thighs

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Do girls from the southern states like French people?

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>Imagine the smell
Jean-Luc, you've dug yourself a grave there, prepare to be bullied.

Yeah but southern women are ugly.

t. Lives here

i dont get it

>americans want to replace THIS

I want to smell her thighs

I know way too many girls here with daddy issues

Grass is always greener on the other side bruh

Currently I’m dreaming about this crazy girl from Berlin I met at a hostel... she was super slutty and artsy and into hardcore jungle and trance music like me but also really smart (math student)

And damn her accent was sooo hot... even better than French accent

this is what i meant when i said americans are so easily impressed

No you do not. You may like the idea of one, but reality is often disappointing.

Well you’re wrong... American girls from the city all have princess complexes

I suppose you could easily impress a 4/10 poor country girl... but that’s just because you would be so much richer / cultured than them. But then that begs the question why not just go find a polish or ukranian girl