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taking estrogen might reverse it

for me, it's the having of sex
for you, it's the lonely masturbation
youtube.com/watch?v=IkiM48_7FAc

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ah, a lovely edition indeed

>The below picture was taken on my way home from work, it represents the lonely path I have walked in life and the lively beauty that surrounds me but never encroaching upon the road I walk.
Poley's blog is deep

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Fact of the matter is: I shag.

Land of hope and glory, mother of the free not good enough?

was in school and college but not so much nowadays

Going for a dip

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sucking a golf ball

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nah you're okay i've got a hair line jude law and a goofy face and i had a gf for a few months last year (20)

the crisps packet on the side of the road says it all

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how much do flights to New York cost?

Thought cannibalism was illegal

Never got this gimmick.

This terrifies the Englander

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fucking chinks

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good post

Patrick...

never even began

Love island looks ridiculous from the start tbqh. Hate the surfer girl

hope a gang of rorkes catch him down there and kick his head in

>centipedes are insects

looks like dmz

is google broken?

Wales mentioned

i'm not insecure about my hair so much as insecure about my hair if you get me

Where'd you find this picture of my local shagger's hole

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fell in love

mental, just mental

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why does it explode

few are me
few are in reply to me

need a headshot, but the camera has a little hidden gun in it HAHA

*swaggers into the thread*

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a guy who i shared a cell with for 2 months told me his girlfriend would suck my cock all night long as soon as i got out as long as i brought drugs to give her. not sure i want to associate with such people now i'm free though

Sam Hyde hates the English

yeah so how much

Visited a friend in Rotherham. People were mostly nice but a couple if drunk lads yelled at me to go fucking home.

I don't know why they were so mean.

stop please stop

How? Why? When?

me walking normally

and how

did you smoke spice in there

Because its dropped in boiling hot oil
Grim life you lead

not my choice it is how it is

hahahaha based

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were they pakis or were you the paki

What do you mean how? He just hates the English. It's patently clear to anyone that has ever has the misfortune of viewing his social media posts or the various "memes" of his that do the rounds on this website. Personally, I think it's out of some kind of twisted jealousy

taking a crack at it

based sociopathic cokelad

and how

should be whom but i'll let it slide this once

I've never felt the feelings of love.

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(I am not remunerated by the Oberon council)

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pretty much every day. as long as you don't smoke loads it's just like being slightly stoned. smoking loads of it and spazzing out was dangerous people would shave off your hair and eyebrows and cover you in toothpaste so it burns you if you were out of it

I just explained how. The real question here is why? Why does he hate the English?

F

this image reminds me of japanese game shows where they have to walk up a slippery staircase

and how

looks contrived like it was built last week

no appeal at all desu

"Stop trying to turn me on"

They were white and British.

"guess we're perfect for eachother then x"

spent a while trying to work out why they forgot the second t in 'visit to beron' before i read on
a lesson in reading something in full before doing thinks

"I'll put a knife in you"

tell her you've got a large willer

He’s the paki. I’m 99% sure that’s brum. Look at the way he bums zoey.

im the biggest racist around

"You too"

What would a woman call this sort of eyebrow drawing pen?

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The thought of prison helps stop me from breaking the law

"bad girls get a smack"

call her spicy women love that

I'm not a Paki i'm a normal man from Croatia.

Why? Break the law but just make sure you get away with it. Fuck the state simple as

read that as poison, was very confused

looks like (old) south wales

I'm wont to lead myself down that very same garden path oftentimes.

Not even the real Zoey

yeah that's the whole point

Eyebrow filler

i don't give a god damn

just saw a woman walking down the street

>Fuck the state simple as

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old south wales be like
"ryleh cthulhu f'taghan"

new south wales be like
*pots and pans fall down the stairs*