The Nordic Countries

because of our nature

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Can I come to Denmark?

The color of our skin.

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Great relations

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Socialism.

No. We don’t like your kind.

yes you can

>american edication

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Sure you can :]

fuck burgers

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jantelaw

Canadian influence, desu.

pure hazard

this is also my last post before leaving this continent bye

Oh, the special snowflake excuse for not being successful. "People think my idea is shit. It must be jantelaw." "People think my singing is shit. It must be jantelaw". Seriuosly, there is no jantelaw in Scandinavia more than any other country.

danes are jantecucks. they have a real slave mentality.
janteloven is what turned danes from fierce warriors into chips and anime loving weaklings.
look at the danethread and how pathetic and boring it is! no one causes controvwrsy and only fake "good feels" are allowed.
swedes are not like that. we love debating, bantering and just plain shitting on people.

kek

My ancestor...

thank you, I also think we're great :)

>faroesewishfulfillment.jpg

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This, same with blaming taxes or "socialism".

Estonia is not a Nordic Country.

sorry but it is

except our comedians shit all over you and your PC government all the time lmao

Low population, resources and close to the great powers.

So you make fun of us behind our backs? Never heard anyone do that before. So cool.

not really "behind your backs", we do it openly
you should watch some danish TV sometimes, it's hilarious how much we look down on you

>not really "behind your backs", we do it openly
>you should watch some danish TV sometimes
you see the problem here, right?

there was that one time one of our comedians went on public swedish TV and insulted you right to your faces, and the indignation was amusing to say the least

We've had a lot of news articles of how butthurt we are over denmark talking shit about how immigration politics

Það væri ótrúlega sársaukafullt

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No idea what you're taking about.

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please please don't make fun of each other. Here in America we love all Scandinavians. We love how your beautiful blonde women love our big amerimutt cocks stretching out their tight wet pink pussies.

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those results have been debunked several times. swedes have small cocks and you're an idiot if you believe Ecuadorians have a 7 inch penis size average

>those have been debunked. Here, take my word for it instead.

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cope

The Congo figure is self reported. The median age in the Congo is 14.

The smaller dicks on the map (East Asia, most of Europe) are medically measured. Google it.

>Dude just google it. Take my word for it.

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Why include Finland and Estonia? They're much cooler and have their own thing going on.

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Which Nordic country has people most similar to Americans?

Norway

Outside of rockabilly enthusiasts how come?

wait, so you actually believe Ecuadorians have 7 inch dicks on average?

i know this guy will believe it since he's a low IQ polack subhuman

I also live on a peninsula though.

Strong anglo influence. Take a look at Emma Ellingsen's channel to get a understanding.

you've yet to provide a source for different statistics and I have no reason to think that their dicks aren't that big.

no culture

So you're saying socialism good? But why would FOX news lie?

What are Icelanders like. Are they even really European?

They also lack culture.

>posts a map without sources
>won't google it's own validity

The map is based on "research" by Dr Richard Lynn, of Ulster University. A full in-depth review is here:

psychologytoday.com/us/blog/unique-everybody-else/201210/the-pseudoscience-race-differences-in-penis-size

These are not stats. This is some butt hurt american on a us blog claiming penis size is pseudo science.

can someone swear at me in a nordic langage ?
i juste love it

Håll din jävla käft din jävla kuksugande fittfransos!

You're welcome.

(Means "Shut the fuck up you fucking cocksucking fuck Franchman")

They bully me on Jow Forums when they know I'm half-Swede. Norwegians are good though.

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Negerkukälskande fittgroda

(Negro cock loving frog fuck)

A Swedish TV host is also 50/50 Swedish-Portugese. Sök efter "Vem bor här svt" så finner du henne.

This one ?

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I remember masturbating to her when I was a teen.

Yep. Swedish father and Portuguese mother.

Looks like a legit stroke victim Tbh

We have one of the strongest folk cultures in Europe, what are you talking about?

She looks somewhat cute. I look a bit off, all though I like the contrast, some girls have told me I look "cold".

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we use drying cabinets

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I remember her looking better, though.

Seriously, she is noticeably very asymmetric and it seems to be mainly due to muscular imbalance, like an actual stroke victim.

freaks

What's lighting?

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I take that back

lucky for them back in the old days brainlets can't survive winter

Fuck off

very american post, nice

Why are you orange, Swedefriend?