Don't approach me sh*talians, or else I might do it

Don't approach me sh*talians, or else I might do it

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Go ahead. Make my day.

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>Go ahead and do it bro. Best way to cook spaghetti is to break it in half! How else will it fit in the pot??

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based

Is there somebody who doesn't at least break them in half?

nothing personal kid

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Finally a thread where to fight for something useful.

You're now aware that Italy is making 66 pounds mozzarella balls for fun.

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Expose me your troubles, I'm here to help

Why do you anons buy a long cut pasta to make it short? Why don't you eat penne instead?

This but unmemechadically.

You made me do it

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Your bad, I'm still having my long ones french

I don't approach frenchmen because they stink

This is a zizzona di Battipaglia
Zizza= tit

pasta is unhealthy carb trash only fit for pig feed and subhuman meds.

Pierre you fucking monster, you didn't want it other

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based schizoid incel

It's how we always had it in my family. What's the point of keeping it long? It's just harder to mix in with the sauce and messier to eat.

Want a drink Frenchie?

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Spoken like a man who gets all his carbs from Falafel. Good on you, Sven.

>messier to eat.
By the contrary, it is easier to eat. Longer pasta = just stick fork in, spin a little bit and a nice little "ball" of spaghetti is made in your fork.

DELET

If they're that much long there's a reason
It's not hard, just take a bigger bowl/pan. Not messy to eat, learn to use the fork; it's actually way harder if you break it, as it gets impossible to roll it on the fork. And takes literally one minute to help it go down in the boiling water, worth your effort innit

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Italy is #1

unironically kys nigger

That actually looks pretty good. I'm going to have to try this.

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Basado brasileiro

coke and red wine is a thing..??

No it isn't

good
I would hate to waste wine on retards

how do you even pick them up with a fork if they're short?

If I ever buy a drink these days, it is only ever going to be a cheap bottle of red or white, mixed with half a two litre bottle of pepsi max, drank straight from the bottle. Been doing this for around half a decade as more or less the only alcoholic drink I drink.
Used to be a heavy drinker as a younger adult but after giving it up I couldn't return to expensive beer and whiskey, desu. It's pleb but I only ever drink alone.

You only need to twist less times and it comes up in a ball just like with long pasta.

Using a knife. At least that's what I did before italians enlightened me.

This is the saddest image possible

Man really? Wine there even isn't probably as cheap as here, why don't you just drink beer or something

>Wine there even isn't probably as cheap as here
IIRC shitty wine (goon) is dirt cheap in Australia and is the drink of choice for the economically minded drunken Bruce. Similar to malt liquor for us burgers.

Australia actually produces a lot of wine, we even import some here

Cali does too, but it's way more expensive than italian. Dunno about cangaroos