Wake up from coma

>wake up from coma
>your whole city is deserted

What's first thing you do?

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steal as much cash, jewelry, etc. as i can and move to another city

head to the obituary for a quicky, then

First priority in that kind of scenario is calling my family. What comes next is seeing if the stores are looted or not since that will tell me a lot about what happened while I was asleep.

steal, drive around on empty roads, and uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh that's about it

tie up pieces of cloth and write big HELLO on it

Since I live in America I go the gun store and become a one man army

This

Probably take a piss and get breakfast

Ask Captain America and Black Widow for help

Masturbate

Find a guitar to play a samba about loneliness and saudade.

Find a little girl and rape her

>Jakarta
>Deserted
Ah, it must be Eid al fitr

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

Go to the defence base and load up on guns and ammuntion

get knocked out by a black kid

Get all the pringless of sour cream i can get in the close walmart and die of overdose

Go to the zoo and club all the baby penguins to death.

Probably just look for people. If not that then go to the capital and crown myself as the rightful king of England.

Move to Saitama

Raid the laundry baskets of cute girls.

i masturbate
furiously

Head over to Anfield, steal their trophies, and place them in Goodison Park instead.

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Wank on my bed.