Yuropeans be like: " oh gosh someone just broke into my home! Okay honey just let him do whatever he wants to us...

>yuropeans be like: " oh gosh someone just broke into my home! Okay honey just let him do whatever he wants to us because we're not allowed to kill him"

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>oh gosh someone just broke into my home
You wouldn't believe how rare is such an occurence when you don't have to live among niggers

>american schoolchildren be like
>nothing because they all got shot

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european niggas be like "just call the cops while they're robbing your house, they should be there within 2 hours"

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>canadian schoolchildren be like
>ching chong ping pong

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>jews be like

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>Ameriniggas be having people regularly break in to their houses
>Ameriniggas be too poor to buy homesecurity but can buy an execution device for the price of a slimjim

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Israeli school kids be like hey how come there's no water coming out of the showers

Amerisharts be like
>No officer don't shoot me. I'm 0.001% italian, I'm not black I swea-*BOOM*

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>they actually believe in it

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This. You don't have to worry about fucking killing people who break into your house when there are none in the first place.

>The Canucks and Aussies get super defensive when it involves Chinese people
AHAHAHHAA

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are you a palestinian or something? why would you deny the shoah! oy vey!

>American gets defensive over Israel

That actually got changed here recently, now you can defend yourself if that happens

i would rather have chinks than niggers and mexicans t.b.h.f.a.m.

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Gypsies don't break into houses?

>American defending his Jewish overlords

>Pardon me sir, i noticed some unpaid bills in your mailbox, let me slip some money through the window

Oh the horror

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They usually don't have weapons neither. Sometimes they even openly ask what you have, it's just poor people

>no u
Peak chink Jow Forumser LOL

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Not where I live.

>when you don't have to live among niggers
But you live in russia

gooood goy, goooood!

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>Someone breaks into your house
>Hold negotiations over what they can steal because you're both too afraid to get into a fight

lole yuros

>not dissing gypsies when given the opportunity
I spotted the gypsy

not in the way you think no
they do at the counryside where they know if an old person is alone or something and then they do some animalistic shit but typically they arent burglers

I'm probably whiter than you

>doesn't deny being gypsy
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

This is something americans actually believe. But if you bothered to read what the law says (different in each european country of course) and read news about home invasions, then you know that you can kill in self defense. Even sadder is that lots of norwegians don't even know our self defense rights. They also think you can't use lethal force in self defense

>American "humour"

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To be honest, I'd shoot Italians too.

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>Because you're civil
>Because you don't want to pass years with lawyers for a 50€ robbery
Fixed

>Europoors have to fight a robbery in court
AHAHAHAHAH

Home invasions aren't that common in the US either you're 100x more likely to get your house broken into while you're not at home. 'Muh home defense' is just a rationalization by gun owners.

How weird Billy the kid, innit

>american wants to kill people instead of convincing them of their wrongdoing
Typical

> a Kraut saying that
yikessss

>Israel defending its brother USA
OwO

Kek based

>Americans be like oh gosh someone just broke into my home

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Based and shekelpilled

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Well you can, but it's still kind of risky since then it all comes down to if the investigators conclude the level of violence was warranted. If the burglar is armed you're probably fine, but if you kill an unarmed burglar, even though it's self-defence, then they might conclude excessive use of violence and you could get in trouble.

They have to look at what actually happened, yes. They do that even in America to rule out the possibility that you just murdered someone. But this isn't something to worry about in a legitimate self defense situation

>be american
>be asshurt that the Chadopeans are bullying you
>go and shitpost on Jow Forums
LMAO

hey who said you could take a break from mining bloke, back to work