How long does it take to drive across your whole cunt?

How long does it take to drive across your whole cunt?

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why did you increase the size of your cunt

If I increased it it would be like this.

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3-4 hours. Italy is like 20 minutes away, Germany 3 hour and 30.

A full week. Don't (You) me.

You can cross Catalonia, north to south, in 4 hours. Huh.

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looked it up
apparently, 5d14h from the western-most state of Perlis to the eastern-most state of Sabah but I have to take a ferry into Indonesia then into Borneo

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It took me 2 and a half hours to get from St.Gallen to Luzern by bus though

That's about 5,400km I think. It usually takes 4 to 5 days to drive from one coast to another if you follow speed limits and stop for a full night of rest each day. Closer to 3 if you don't.

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Because of mountains, probably. From Austria to France is around 6 hours I think

35 hours, a bit under 30 if you drive through sweden instead

I'm from Veneto and in august i'm going in Calabria, and it's about 12 hours

oh no no no no no
More Azeris live in Iran, than in Azeribaijan :D :D :D :D :D :D
5-6 hours

for 1200 km

6 hours from north to south
1.5 to 2 hours from coast to Spanish border on the east.

Biggest cunt

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no landlets allowed itt

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>not crossing through canada and then on to barrow, ak before catching a boat to hawaii

You can't

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Hmmm...

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didn't say russians weren't welcome

Depends on which way you drive across it

Shorten than I expected desu

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Pretty much the same as us, east to west.

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google can't tell

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>79 hours
that's very optimistic

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I don't know

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3h and 19min taking the longest diagonal by car according to Google maps. More than I expected, since 95% of the route is highway.

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That's not even true if you walked.

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>all those fucking construction sites
Yep that's part of the experience of driving through Germany.

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That's just the shorter route. From Durango to Sinaloa it used to be 12h before the highway was built. From Tijuana to San Lucas is also another 12h.
It's mostly because of the mountains.

>It's mostly because of the mountains
Same here. If this place were flat, the journey would be shortened down from almost 2 days to 14 hours

WIDE BOI

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We are the greatest country in the world. Deal with it.

you can't.
archipelago master race here.

that's a big detour on the east

is there a highway through the Amazon forest?

You guys are pretty great but not in size. Don't act like that's a bad thing though.

There are many different acrosses here. The most autistic is pic related, but it goes through the roads that are by the Balkan mountain so they're not that good or fast.

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Timur was Uzbek you Oghuz trash

Around 22-23 hours. I've done it but it took near 30 hours because we stopped for food and bathroom breaks.

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it is twelve hours by plane if that puts it in perspective , going from the tip of florida to the highest settlement in alaska

I think I walked across a netherlands once when I was gardening

According to google it takes 108 hours to ride on a bicycle but me and my dad did it in 132 hours (almost 6 days) and we are both in pretty good shape and live riding bicycles so.

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I don't think google plans sleep breaks when calculating routes.

>live
"love"

That's probably true. Because it's the same when you check the time it takes to drive it like user did here , It's not accurate at all.

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It calculates some averages. Same with walking.

I thought it takes even longer

yes

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You could do something like pic related, but on slower curvier roads so it takes longer. The detour on the east is done on a relatively straight and fast highway.

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google doesn't take road conditions in consideration.

Google Map directions are not available

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If it takes less than 24 hours to drive across your country, you don't live in a real country but just a LARPing microstate.

2.5ish days

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Walk to Saba from Amsterdam

yes, that's why I said it was very optimistic

Not part of the Netherlands anymore. The Netherlands Antilles don't exist anymore since 2010

>The Netherlands Antilles don't exist anymore since 2010

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Keep on SEETHING, landlet

>Dutchies insecure about their tiny country
Lads pls, your economy is booming and it's super practical to not be limited when looking for jobs cause you can drive anywhere within an hour if you live in the center or somewhere in the randstad. You don't need to be big.

what do I win

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about 4 hours

>you can drive anywhere within an hour if you live in the center or somewhere in the randstad
In the Randstad you can't even drive to your local supermarket within an hour and you know it

It's fine if you don't live actually within the city (who would want that anyway?). My Dutch friend can be on the highway within less than 5 minutes.

Three of the became (in name) independent countries, but the other three became netherlands proper. Saba is more a part of the country now than before

Longest i could find (although you have to cut through belgium for a bit)

I think you may have forgotten something there user

This much

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we wuz empire

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longest actually driveable route

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I think this is probably the longest distance

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east-west

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I think Brest-Nice would probably take the longest

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About four hours.

Three days. However, taking into account sleeping, eating and increased traffic in peak hours, it'd be more like just over a week

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Lol it took 3 days for our family of 24 hours driving to go from Urals to Sochi. Can't believe that this may take this short.

Still can't overcome us

About the same for the other axis too

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I wonder how Latvians feel about this estimate you chose

would you motorcycle instead of CarDrive?

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Well, that's fucked up.

I cycled from trelleborg to Stockholm once, Sweden is pretty comfy to cycle.

I don't know, 9-12 hours maybe, depending on driving style and route?

This is not a country and never will be, I just wanted to remind you

Catalonia is a very nice country, btw.

Just wanted to remind everyone.

something like this

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Like 2 days north-south. Like 2-3 hours west-east

Are there actual highways accross russia east of the Urals ? Or is it just shitty dirt roads ?

>including béarn and gascony