/brit/

what's that box in the ceiling behind him?

never had sex

dont leave the desk dont get up for anything until you see a good window of escape and you will be okay

youtu.be/0cJYMgAdvpI
please support the australian comedy industry

got a wife and kids in baltimore jack
i went out for a ride and i never went back

I am a fallen angel leaving Fordlandia

your post says that it's the 06/18/19 but that can't be right because there're only 12 months in a year
something weird's going on here moosey

no you don't

no you aren't

>wife
just fuck off

favourite pornstar lads?

went out of my way to participate in the uni discussion, had stuff to say. Everybody else just babbled meaningless shit because all the bachelor in social sciences cunts had to do it.
and they gave me a 7/12 in the token participation marks. FUUCK YOUUU. I hate uni.

might do a midnight gym sesh

i only watch amateur porn

it's 12.50pm

don't know
i like anissa kate

very interesting edition of this day in history posts

yer mum haha

brain's all jumbled up

Any GGX man in?

yeah I mean later
just planning ahead lad

Just missed a few editions there lads what are we gonna be doing for our mate Lachie?

going to march outside of parliament with a placard that reads "Arrest All Women"
who's with me?

Good man

Pick him up by the scruff of his neck and drag him into the boozer, force him to banter with some slags, and then facetime him giving him advice on how low the hole is and how to deal with it

mandy majestic 2bqh

Kevs posts on boards are honestly depressing.

oh yeah, proper GGX man me
can't start the day without a bit of GGX, love it

Would piss my pants if this ever happened
It would be hilarious

Excellent. I 100% back this
get him with the boys and then among the girls

aye she's a goodun

find him too fake usually but hes alright when he’s not trying too hard

>Hong Kong's leader Carrie Lam has apologised for an extradition bill that sparked mass protests, acknowledging it is now "unlikely" it will pass

wew

Attracted to women who look like my mother
I think her being so strict when I was young has something to do with it

about to go for a haircut

got called racist in varrock east bank

can't get into amateur porn tbf

aside from the lower production quality, i don't like the idea of people who actually know and like each other doing it together, prefer the idea of shattered mentally ill drug addicts selling their bodies

carrie lam must step down

carrie lam my wayward son
therell be peace where you are gone

about to iron all my clothes to put in my suitcase for my holiday (i go on thursday)

wogs give the best haircuts

nice

Facebook's cryptocurrency

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asked a player with dark skin how he was using his greegree out in falador

BOYUC

bit of an unprecedented statement but yes that's true

all the barbers near where i live are bald

Yeah if you happen to be a wog yourself

the virgin zodiac

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stuck driving with this boy from work all day he's barely said anything think he might be a serial killer lmaoooo

chadricorn checking in

Libras are all chads

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used to make my living in runescape by mining and selling green essence (before the grand exchange) and for some reason i got it in my head that i'd find more buyers in falador than i would in varrock, which likely wasn't the case

probably could've sold it better in edgeville because you've got all the runecrafting lads up there going to the nearby altar (actually saw zezima himself doing that once)

Actually managed a solid 15 to 20 minute conversation with the female co-worker but then I got out of the car for a minute and when I got back in, the convo didn't get started again lol. 4 hours together and maybe a half hour total of words being spoken. Absolute state.

me in the yarmulke

there is no greater curse than being ugly

Any fellow Chadquarians?

thanks mate

>green essence
bloody hell, meant rune essence

Rorke denying links to MI6

would unironically love to play osrs if the GE didn't exist

you could have polio

>t. virgitarrius

At least you have a foundation to build on lad

play ironman

Unironically a freemason lads

3.5 inch willy

Not trying to sex her or anything tbqh lad, just hate how awkward I am lol

could play Ironman but then you can't trade with players either

virgin: taurus, pisces, virgo, cancer, libra
deano: aquarius, leo, scorpio, capricorn
shagger: aries, sagittarius, gemini

She had enough of you after 10mins

Accurate post, except Kev is not really in the running these days

m6 is the chad motorway
poorfags need not apply

my wog haircuts have always been top tier and they hardly talk

which sign is turtle

What did you talk about la'

Also worth remembering that a conversation involves two or more ppl and there's no reason you should feel bad if she wasn't talking to you either

Rubbish

reckon jagex adding the GE was the beginning of my spiral into social anxiety

imagine being attractive but horribly mentally ill
like a sick prank
luckily im not attractive so i don't know how that feels

Dumb cunt

cant be true im a sagittarius and also a VF

shared this with all (2 of) my mates

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no none of the zodiac signs are represented by a turtle
though cancer is a crab

I am very good looking but am a skitzo

Things I'd love right now:
>A drink
>Work to be over
>The immediate death of all non-Catholics
>a poke
>my bed

That's all I ask fs

nonsense, i'm an aquaman and i'm the very antithesis of a deano

Cancer

eva elfie rn