Why do British people have eyes so far away from each other?

Why do British people have eyes so far away from each other?

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they evolved from birds

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results of inbreeding

more room for brain

Those are just normal eyes

looks a lot better than too close

One eye on europe, one eye on the colonies

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4D vision

lmao

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that wasn't so funny

unironically hot trait.

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unironicaly no way that's a female

unironically no way you're not a newfag

Laughed out loud
Describes pretty good the history of england

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Imagine, an entire nation of Habsburgs.

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To check out the coast for french or spanish galleons

AYY LMAO

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It's an evolved trait from centuries of nonce hunting

Increased range of vision

It’s a trait of prey, whereas close together eyes are a trait of predators

We're the victims of history, we've always gotta watch our back with the eternal kraut and frog around.

>won both world wars
>was a world super power from 11th century to the 20th century
>owned a third of the world
>literally made china your crack whore fleshlight
>English is the lingua franka of the world
>we're victims
Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

We dindu nuffin, we don't have predator traits because we are big softies.