Dear Californians

Stop moving into and ruining my state. You know very well which one

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if you live in tuscon i will rape your family

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Oregon, Washington, Utah, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, North Carolina?

Gonna move to Colorado bros!

Starts with an I. I’m sure you can figure it out tee hee

YES, I AM CALIFORNIAN
YES, I WILL MOVE TO YOUR STATE
YES, I AM A DEMOCRAT
YES, I WILL CONTINUE VOTING DEMOCRAT
YES, I WILL DRIVE UP THE PRICE OF YOUR LOCAL REAL ESTATE
NO, I AM NOT WH*TE
NO, I WILL NOT DRIVE SLOWER
NO, I WILL NOT ASSIMILATE
NO, I DON'T CARE HOW LONG YOU'VE LIVED IN YOUR STATE

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what is life like in boring U.S states?

Oregon? That's where I'm from and was only gone for 5 years in the military. I moved back after I got out and wondered what the fuck happened. Wasn't even back home for 6 months and decided to get the hell out of Oregon.

I live in Tucson, but I'm not a commiefornian

>YES, I AM CALIFORNIAN
>YES, I WILL MOVE TO YOUR STATE
>YES, I AM A DEMOCRAT
>YES, I WILL CONTINUE VOTING DEMOCRAT
>YES, I WILL DRIVE UP THE PRICE OF YOUR LOCAL REAL ESTATE
>NO, I AM NOT WH*TE
>NO, I WILL NOT DRIVE SLOWER
>NO, I WILL NOT ASSIMILATE
>NO, I DON'T CARE HOW LONG YOU'VE LIVED IN YOUR STATE

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>I live in Tucson
i'm so sorry

,’:^() Picture this, kiddo. On the east coast, Bob Evans and Sheryl as far as the eye can see. Farmland. Bikers. Meth. On the west coast, A Song of Thots and Incels, Fred Meyer and Albertsons as far as the eye can see

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I like it here though.

I still don't know. Californians move to arizona, washington and sometimes texas. That's pretty much it.
you have a victim complex. California's +/- immigration is pretty average. There are just more of Californians than other states so you see them more.

*Sheetz, not sheryl

No you don't

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Yes I do

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Nigga they’re literally invading Idaho tf you talking about

It's scientifically impossible for someone to like living in Tucson

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Aidajo
Aiowa

>Idaho

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>he doesn’t know

California is way too crowded. Half the state should move to Wyoming or something.

Nope. No reason to move to Wyoming. Nothing to see here. Move along.

>24/7 perfect weather except during monsoon season
>extremely low cost of living, can easily live well while putting a lot into savings
>city surrounded by national/state parks, mountains visible from every point in town
>whole town filled with 10/10 restaurants
Every single day I'm surrounded by beautiful scenery like this, I'm financially better off than most of my generation, and the city itself is comfy as fuck. What's not to love?

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The leftist state and the rightest state.

Because the city is a dump. Why would you live there when you could drive 2 hours north to an infinitely better city? Cost of living is cheap as shit everywhere in AZ

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unironically though nobody wants to live there other than maybe illegal immigrants

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Phoenix is nothing but soulless suburban sprawl, and is more expensive anyway. Tucson unfortunately seems to be trying to head in that direction but overall it's still much more comfy.

desu the entire lower half of arizona is soulless, all the cool shit is up north

Objectively incorrect

you have no idea how big this state is.
i can't speak for s*cal but you can be outside anything slightly resembling sprawl in under 30 min anywhere but the bay

Why would I want to leave, I'm upper class and live in a good neighborhood

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cheap real estate. You can live like a king in flyover country if you save up for just a few years.

How so, the landscape in the north is infinitely more interesting and varied than the hundreds of miles of sand, rock, and concrete to the south.

>cheap real estate. You can live like a king in flyover country if you save up for just a few years.
not him, but there's nothing to do out there
I'd rather live in a comfy small place with lots of things to do than the reverse

>cheap real estate
And give up:
Authentic mexican food
Comfy beaches
Friends and family
California history
A state that actually matters

>california
>authentic mexican food
all the authentic mexican food is to the east

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>live in small town in Utah
>Californian influx begins several years ago
>only a few at first, but eventually almost every third car has California licence plates
>Whole Foods comes to town
>shitty ritzy cafes unironically begin serving avocado toast
>half the homes are empty 9 months out of the year because they're just vacation homes for the Califags
>they all wear polo shirts and flip flops at all times

PLEASE stay in your fucking containment state

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what's wrong with polo shirts and flip flops

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The south is full of mountains, and the desert is beautiful

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Dear Californians: visit Baja California and give us all your monis pls

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Baja California is rightfully californian clay

Piss off Tejas. Just become your own country already.

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I really like that place. I was taking a look at it in google images and the scenery looks good. Is there much cartel presence there user?

Utah and Arizona are fucking unbelievable. One of the most beautiful places in the world. Northern California too

reminder

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>doesnt live in California
I live in Tijuana and there's shitloads of actual authentic mexican restaurants everywhere in California, Tacos El Gordo are literally the exact same shit they're selling on the other side of the border (just marked up 100% in price) and I've lost count of all the fucking mexican sea food food trucks everywhere.