Why do Germans have such misconceptions about America?

Why do Germans have such misconceptions about America?

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their media has a hate boner for us

because germans are dumb and don't realize that we are everything that we pretend the americans would be.

pot calling the kettle nigger

Reminder that this image represents Americans perfectly

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>misconceptions

Americans are retarded.

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Modern Germans are more cringe than Americans tbqh

nothing in your pic is a misconception

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Remember that German journalist who made up a bunch of shit.

Think everyone has misconception about other countries based on how the media portrays it.

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Göbbels?

Classic

We only learn about American what their media and social media gives us and that’s Talk Show Hosts laughing about them not knowing where Illinois and France is and nigger stealing and beating each other over an iPhone on twitter
Our media is literally the biggest US dicksucker that is around, we even have a foundation between the US and Germany that curates articles for our press, we can nothing for it that your media hates Drumpf and forces everybody else to see him as the devil

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>misconceptions

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imagine saving this on all of your computer

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I've lived in America for a few years, and browsed Jow Forums on a daily basis for the last 4 years. None of those things are misconceptions.

based wolfwrangler

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i have the same image except it says ravenna ravine

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that's a coyote

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Why do euros always have folders specifically full of things about america?

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they all look same when they're wet

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don't those pisa numbers show that the USA is basically the same as scandinavia? Denmark is near-identical on 2/3 and Sweden is lower on 3/3.

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Because americans are hilarious?

Inferiority complex

They're obsessed

It's funny

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thank you

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Okay I laughed
what a retard kek

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imagine how based that person is

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>misconceptions

fuck i wish they would nuke california

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all of that is true, unfortunately many people are just like this here too thanks to americanisation, the worst thing that ever happened to us.

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>misconceptions about America?

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>this is considered normal in the US

At least he didn’t get shot though

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>that parking

actually wholesome though

based

To be fair, we did firebomb the crap out of Tokyo consistently and that is regarded as the worst and most destructive bombing campaign in human history.

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Wait that is pretty spot on

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most are somewhat true

woah okay wait what the fuck

this makes me sick
nuke ameriKKKa

These things are true of Bavarians, but not necessarily of Americans.

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>no concept of personal space
can understand the other ones but its my understanding is the opposite is true

It's spelled 'Bavaryans'.

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>literally everything is true

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I'm pretty sure 90% of americans don't even know where pearl harbor is

fuck off now

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Cringe

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>imperial time
Holy kek

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>he's still going
>he isn't even typing
>he's just madly solving captcha and dumping his Ameisenamerikaner folder
>this was provided by Google Translate™

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because they eat as much propaganda per day as we do

but unlike Americans, who have been demoralized the past 10-15 years, Germans are arrogant and proud motherfuckers who need to be knocked down a peg until they realize how good they've had it since 1990. I unironically want the USA to withdraw from NATO so half of Germany can be annexed by Russians again, just to show German asshat millennials what happens when you don't factor security into your budget.

Beyond that, Germans are cool and every German I've met (including some I've worked with) have been intelligent and passionate people.

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Well, technically it's not "official" de jure, it's just de facto official.

the USA doesn't have an official language tho, she's not really wrong

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She spelled official wrong so her point is invalidated.

you don't have to solve captcha if it's not been much since your last post

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