Vocaroo thread

Trying to improve my english, and kinda drunk. Gimme sentences to say and post your own vocaroos.
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what a faggy thing to say

say this
"your real mother was a hooker, your real father couldn't get laid, your mother threw you in a dumpster, you were adopted by two gays, you are adopted"

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Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast and the taste is... fleeting. So, you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.

Please read this in your sexy voice french user

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sorry for the delay was fighting with my neighbour, love yas

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why the long face my circumcised fren?

say this:
fuck all niggers, just smash their fucking skulls in, if you see a black baby just step on its head, if you see a black "person" walking down the street just spit right in their face and then shoot that black monkey, death to israel and death to america"

Racist and obsessed, bad combo bro.

>I AM
>I AM
>I AM
>I AM
>A giant

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i like your voice, mind doing one more for me?
say this:
Back in the time of my youth, when I still felt happy, I would often go up to the mountains with my girlfriend at the time. She was my first and I was her first. We were both young but very much in love. We would spend hours in a small stone house in the foothills of a range of blue mountain tops, hugging and kissing in front of a warm fireplace. That all changed when we got a knock on the front door. We opened to see who it was, and there before us stood a fucking nigger so we shot it in the face and tossed that rotting black monkey corpse in to a ditch to get raped and torn apart by wolfs. Make Africa Slaves Again.

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LIES
Terrorism, drug import'n & illegal immigr-n R destabiliz'g efforts of secret societies (S.S). Churchill, writ'g on destabiliz-n, said the Illuminati "is the root of every subversive movement of the 19th cen." Socialism, Islamic TERRORISM, university radicalism, public ed. & KKK grew out of the Illu. It includes the Vat. & its S.S. (Jesuits, Masons, etc) work'g with S.S from other rels. Rels. R so similar the same group behind them is obv's: Beyond psych'l control, rels. R fronts for Asia's hidden nobility (see # 1). S.S R an int'l, male-run criminal netwk prey'g on the unaware. Initian-ns & a univ'l secret hand sign (H.S) syst. bind initiates to a S.S H.S. R subtle varia-ns of normal gests. We innately watch faces; our minds ignore varia'ns in hand pos'n. Color (black) & props (watches & rings) aid ID. H.S R most obv's in rel. art & ritual. Many smbs. mask their worship of Saturn, god of time e.g. the Rosary; Prayer Wheel; Single Eye; Skull & Bones; Islam's Kaaba & Vat's Ring of Stars. The god of the Golden Age WAS SATURN, not the "Sun." Lord o/t Rings is pure Sat. myth'gy. WORLD GOVT is the goal. Sports, addictive techn'gy, created conflicts (GOP vs DEMS) & war distract us while they scheme. # 1) The Dragon Kings. Egyp'ns said they're man's oldest race. They're tall & light-skinned w/long skulls & eyes & red hair (resrch skull elong-n, Phrygian cap). This tiny group rule us b/c we permit their lapdogs to control key pos-ns in govt & mil. Lincoln & JFK warned us about S.S & their corps. The Vat. is the top S.S & "oldest, largest & most secret corp." ISLAMIC TERRORISTS have kissed the Pope's Ring (Sat. symb'm), show'g submis-n to the Vat.
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Are you pronouncing the R in horse?

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All English speaking countries pronounce the R in horse afaik. Not just here.

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im not bosnian ya cunt

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My finnish brethren

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Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore :^)

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And i'm not finnish tho.

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That's a good one. Maybe also

Rubber baby buggy bumpers, rubber baby buggy bumpers, rubber baby buggy bumpers,
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck would chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

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>sea shoaa

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>si shoAhH
It's getting worse.

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oy vey

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I found this on Jow Forums

That's so rediculas its laugh out loud for real, all of it, LOL. You're just a troll or very misinformed, bc 1) Not one word about starting trouble, making scenes, encouraging and/or starting (ha or being paid encase u missed the news rpts on every channel including THE FAKE ONES U obviously get ur news frim, LOL, to be involved in ANY TYPE OF VIOLENCE IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM (EEHHEMM unlike your buddies)2) the ENTIRE WORLD KNOWS WHAT'S BEEN GOING ON & COMING...Something BIG about 2 happen?! Hmmm, could it THE 20 PAGES OF UN-REDACTED FISA [THAT EXPOSES W/O A DOUBT/ PROVIDES ALL THE EVIDENCE THE PUBLIC NEEDS 2 KNOW B4 THEY VOTE] - NOW I CALL THAT A HUUUUGE DROP (say goodbye 2 UR babie eating satanic pedo pig days & friends tick tock tick toc, should be ya'all afraid of the clock3.) AND: Ready the Memes [LMAO how u tried 2 twist it] = means get ready for the bs propaganda "NEWS" and MEME's FROM anti-TRUMP anti-AMERICAN treasonous lying cheating greedy power hungry swamp creatures worrying about their billion dollar WW biz trafficking our innocent children [u fcking piece of sht] being stopped AND worse - being CAUGHT & SENT 2 GITMO & ROT THE REST OF UR MISERABLE TIME ON EARTH]...
YOU KNOW, corrupt evil greedy pedo pigs turned scared little cry babies and the inhumane ones so far deep into it the sh*t they try anything to regain power bc they KNOW THEY'RE CAUGHT, YEAH, THEY BUSTED BABY, ABOUT 2B HUNG(Nice try but ur idiotic misleading comments wouldn't even be believed by the ones still on the fence)too bad soo sad LMAO TIC TOCK TICK TOC NO MORE TODDLERS SCKING UR ***

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Sorry for my bad english

At least OBAMA TOLD everyone who he was blasphemously publicly shamed the Holy bible gee his mother was a royal lineage agenda 21 PURGE RAT RACE Obama. ..TRUMP DRAIN THE SWAMP. .CHEM TRAILS CRYSTAL TEC COLLECTION OF INFO WHEN YOU PUT FACE TO THESE PARABOLIC MIRRORS. ..GEE THE LORDs prayer HAS CHANGED MATTHEW 6 : 9 forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us now reads forgive DEPT as we forgive our deptures...THEY REPENTED NOT AND HAVEN'T EDUCATED THE MASSES TO SOCIAL MEDIA ADDITION. ..john rev 3 19 condemnationS...OBAMA OWNS 3RD TEMPLE SOCIAL MEDIA ADDICTION STUPID JUICE. ..mark Zuckerberg trial 1 DAY 2 WELL OBAMA. ..OBAMA OWNS FACEBOOK. Rev 13 what 7 apps are linked to Facebook what 10 kingdoms took it in..what kingdoms didn't take it in..ALEX JONES WORSHIPPED THE BEAST AND HIS IMAGE. .JONES is gone..chem trails are gone WATCH FOR THE POPPET TO PREACH NO HELL. ..DID YOU PEOPLE NOT SEE THE POPE JUST SAYING NO HELL..THEY REPENTED NOT. ..AFTER SEEING AND NOT BELIEVING. THEY LORDS PRAYER HAS CHANGED MATTHEW 6 : 9. FORGIVE TRESPASS AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESPASS AGAINST US NOW READS FORGIVE DEPT AS WE FORGIVE OUR DEPTURES. ..GEE THE DEPTS ARE STILL THERE THEY REPENTED NOT. ..DEPT MONEY...GEE I WONDER WHO IS HERE. . WHAT MORE PROFF DO YOU DAMN PEOPLE NEED
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Lords prayer changed long ago. .tick tock how is the doomsday clock looking. .the judgment day clock....baka..social media addiction messed up the LORDs TEMPLE 2 HEART MORAL COMPASS THEY HAVE NOT REPENTED OR EDUCATED THE MASSES. ..

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