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dunno what you mean mate this is a girl

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come on lad dont be like that lachies a good bloke

dont really care as long as he posts a pic of himself before he does it

>Be a light skinned pardozilian
>You love anglo-saxons and germanic people more than anything
>Your name is João Severino Souza Silva Santos
>Thinks "my skin is lighter than Pele's, maybe they will accept me!"
>Looks to the mirror: looks like a tunisian or a moroccan
>Starts to cry
>Hears that the South received some germans during the XIX century
>Thinks: there is hope!!
>Starts to spam on the internet that the South is germanic
>Starts to modify Wikipedia articles about german-brazilians to change the number from 5 million to 14 million without giving any sources for your claims
>In all Youtube videos about Brazil you type "the south is white and germanic!"
>Starts to planning your trip to the South to know your germanic paradise
>Arrives in the South
>90% of the people are pardos, muttalians, araberians and mulattoes
>Starts to cry
>Kill yourself

looks like a win. scontent-cdt1-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/1885d5545f59279f028124ab63afdd37/5D0D5F79/t50.12441-16/65045378_327548854838911_5995351622899276091_n.mp4?_nc_ht=scontent-cdt1-1.cdninstagram.com

not a single word

melvin offered to buy him a birthday present but he declined

VIRUS DO NOT FUCKING CLICK

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you ever seen this pic lad?

Have seen it repeatedly since I was a kid and only recently did I realise that bomber is flying right over my home

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Not with an FW190 you won't

Sorry is this /luso/? What the fuck do you think you're doing here? Get out!

can't stand melvin
ruined aussies for me

Does suposter still post

dont care virgin

that's no way to speak about brazil's first lady, shame on you lad

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hope the bomb is stuck in some twilight zone time delay and it'll kill you soon

they're here to discuss pretty brazilian girls

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Why is this every Brazilian and Argie on this godforsaken board

lel pussy

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why is her fanny so puffy

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i miss her lads

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me when i see drumpf

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name?

Lower Saxony is rightful English clay.
Please liberate us.
(no bombers, plox)

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impotent soyboy rage

he looks like a jew

think I love her

>brazilian girls edition

youtube.com/watch?v=ZlUHx4h5zxw

Find out the food hygiene rating for your local takeaway chaps.

ratings.food.gov.uk/

Me in the white filming

what's Manchester like today /brit/?

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Fuck off, Deepak Jackson

>.

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This is what the internet does to people

*Chases out the Brazilians with a broom*
Get lost! And don't come back!

find out the food hygiene rating on my purple headed yoghurt slinger

maybe we should get him one of those moonpig cards, instead of buying it and sending it to his house we just save the image and post it

drinking a beer or a pint, as one from Britland might say

a briny transformation, perhaps?

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Not sure but within 21 hours I'll be in Manchester

currently reading unknown pleasures, why i'm curious

based

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prodigy are shit why does everyone pretend theyre good

sounds like the musical intro to a fucking team building presentation

brb jut becoming a faggot

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you've never slapped your bitch up?

that weird feel when some hot girl (or guy) says "no, I can't, I'm vegetarian".
They sound apologetic but secretly they feel superior and do it precisely to feel superior and hang with "better" people.

NAME

fingers crossed. unexploded bomb was actually unearthed very recently nearby during some pipe works

i love yoghurt
may i have some?

SO IM MOVING TO NEW YORK

PYSCHO IM CRAZY HAHA WOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA KILL MYSELF

big fan of this idea lad

It’s like you know me

Why is brit split up again. Bunch of nonces

youtube.com/watch?v=JNpZGHPE9oU

found the guy

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got anything good planned?

*emerges through the crowd holding up my shaggers license*
alright alright out of the way, what seems to be the problem here

PRESIDENT

CORY

BOOKER

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youtube.com/watch?v=vmD-9_ZifB8

I'm an eastern european immigrant AMA

roaring

Felipe

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>post-war

booker isn't going anywhere lmao

are you the gay Romanian? post Cat

stop posting that ugly Brazilian twink

>furfag
dropped

Sex, probably.
The day after I'll probably spend going to a gallery, going for food, for drinks, enjoying the sunny day. Gonna be a nice Friday.

heh

no I'm Bulgarian
I do have a cat too though

absolutely disgusting

the devil is trying to get you to fuck bums lads, don't give in

phillip

song of the century? for me it's No Diggity by Blackstreet (ft. Dr. Dre)

All transexuals deserve to be killed
*shucks and jives*

How come tommy fury is black but Tyson is white

can I come?

no!!!

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hmph

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best city tbqh

gtfo, make your own thread, yank.

delete this at once

god i wish that were me

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there's a crowd, sorry

>no bombers, plox
then whats the fucking point

t-that's not a girl

could do the brit sgt pepper with happy birthday at the boottom as the cover and then we all sign the inside

here's hoping mate ;)