/brit/

nice thread kys

5am... /brit/....

Splatting shitties in the toily

i like the way she looks :3

Gross dude

alright so what's the go

I want to get up and start all the noisy systems (kettle for coffee, pc, boiler for hot water to do dishes, bathroom extractor fan to extract the poo smell etc) but they're too noisy and it's too early
just laid in bed on my phone texting /brit/ and waiting
runt life

Sorry broseph
Just cleaned the toilet
Sparkling clean la

good job you made this thread to catch all these posts and stop us from filling up the last thread and sending it flying towards page 10 op
that was a close one
just made it in the nick of time didn't you

Me? I vote labour mate, always have and always will.

I vote conservative like a real man

fookin fat bastihd, fookin soothers pooftah

at the rate this thread is going we'll hit bump limit in just a matter of hours
hope you're ready op we're all relying on you to be ready with a new thread

yeah I'll have a halls soothers, cheers pal I woke up with a right sore throat this morning mm cherry flavour

Cringe

BAAAAYTA

Emma Watson should star in a live action remake of Sleeping Beauty, with one detail changed. It would be called Pooping Beauty.

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underage little fag go watch pewdiepie you little school playground reject

Came up with a way to make £1000 before 20th September 20th. I live in a quite small town (6999+) but what if I sell my arse for but pay back the money with my student loan I get in September? So basically they get a free fuck.

are police corrupt there

blog on daft cunt

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incredibly so.

Waddling shit bag

>the nonce in here

sad

don't think he's a nonce

FONY

>(6999+)
u wot
also you'd have to pay me to touch your arse unless you're a fit bird in which case why pay them back?

underage little fag go watch pewdiepie you little school playground reject

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He is

Reckon I could just toss a few dollars their way and get out of any crime? How much does a murder cost in Thailand? Tenner?

>bane?

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>>>/fony/

doubt it
he has made anti nonce posts in the past

ye

*acts like a nonce*

No need to repeat yourself blubbering fucktard

wouldn’t mind having sexual intercourse with carol vorderman

All just a cover, he’s a notorious nonce freak

*dabs on the opps*

Murder isn't usually something you can buy your way out of since the media will get hold of it. There's been some high profile cases where rich people have tried and failed.

However, I know a lad that got caught with a bit of drugs and his freedom cost about 260 USD.

Don't actually know how many there are other than tat its 7000+ plus so I didn't want to lie. And obviously I don't want to fucking touch me, it'll be someone gay.

IM GOING TO SAY THE N WORD

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I see you’re a man of fine taste

wouldn’t mind having sexual intercourse

do you have any proofs?

who wouldn't

a monk maybe

that 411 sasquatch shit gave man some serious creeps tbhhhh

asexuals

Nonceyank is posting Sandy Hook victims again.

this namefag wigger hasn't gotten a reply in like 30 posts and is still here
pathetic

Saw this live bro's, AMA.

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>British man in Thailand
What more proof would you need

Reminder that the little redhead girl he’s posting is a dead child from sandy hook that he had a sexual infatuation with

Report all his posts and submit tips to the FBI

someone's doing smoothies haha
heard their smoothie maker go VRRRRR... VRRRRRR
I could tell they were trying to do it all brief and quiet but it's like an electric drill innit

Nonceyank is neither British nor is he in Thailand. The absolute hell are you talking about?

Based retard

now you see how delusional most of the posters here are. they're worse than high school girls when it comes to drama

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Shouts out

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>the yank defending the nonce doesn’t even know which nonce he’s defending.

How do you actually sign up up as a male prostitute? Preferable with ability to make the the designation that its technically free but you have to give me £1000 upfront and then I'll pay you back with my student loan?

Imagine putting your cock in a smoothie maker haha

here they come

youtube.com/watch?v=Bd5iEke6UlE

CANT SLEEP
AHHHH

>yank
*brit

State of me.

Dabbing on wagies
Wakey wakey time for work
Stop being poor

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just wank on webcam for old benders

Fuck off gingerpedo

I got enough (You)s today anyways
Make more posts about me though please

For me? It’s blue bra

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Do NOT reply to me you sick pervert.

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Middle one seems to have a little more hip.

wouldn't you like to live here for a year or something given the chance?

Nonce yank aka Emma yank aka super geek

fat cunts

nice cope ugly mutt wigger
now you know what /brit/ thinks of you

bit rude

No I’d rather not live in some scummy third world shithole

green bra is the only attractive one

bit big

and who might you be? the spokesman for all of /brit/ ? some nerve

this thread is fuckin dire
my sleep pattern has me sleeping through the prime /brit/ hours now
spend more time on Reddit than on Jow Forums these days
both shite
both just packed to the rafters with absolute twats
also
>phoneposting
>have to do 6 captchas in a row for no obvious reason
>please try again
>please try again
fuck this

/brit/ has been seriously fucked all day

Christ

Shut up faggot

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>spend more time on Reddit than on Jow Forums these days
Fuck off back there then, cunt.

Yank hours are always dreadful

no, evident by how your retarded namefag posts haven't gotten one reply for the past few hours yet you're still here talking to yourself, that's why /brit/ doesn't like you

You're talking to him right now.

hello lads, hear the threads going down a bad path so i'm here to discuss brexit