/brit/

yeah you probably just start new subreddits now tbf

Listening to mbunto ogimundo

rubbing my cock against the toildesk

BIG DOUG IN DA HOUSE

Chucled at this

Get a diet plan and start smoking

the /brit/ posting station

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valentines day is
ovahhhh
its ovahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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What part of england says matey

yanks be like: shieett i be late for holocaust class *sucks on crack pipe*

Where were you when you first heard California Stars for the first time?

Beautiful song, I was laying in bed and it came on a random. Very peaceful easy feeling

pirates

i'm here now lads

whatever part I'm in

is this ironic or are there actual runts scouring twitter for rubbish like this expecting accolades

Remember when me and my mates went to the cinema when we were 16/17 and went to watch How to train your dragon and then picked up and left after 20 minutes in lol no clue why we did it 2bh

no specific region apart from a few cringe mongs dotted over

>Told not to work from home at all this week
>"Big changes" happening
>Important meeting for everyone at some point this week
I'm getting sacked aren't I? Bet they want me in to get the phone, laptop and pass back asap.

absolute madmen

fedpol is listening to me wanking using my amazon echo

Yankees be like ‘oh dayim 4 pm time for my daily fentanyl’ lmaooo

go away chink boy

only ever heard the workers playtime album desu
parents would play it incessantly during my childhoog

Dougpol reporting in

blog on

I'm in position

anyone here in 2019?

fuck off chinky chink cunt

Come on, don't you not find that funny Diego?

Sucking a golf ball

daily reminder that these two disgusting freaks are barracking and harassing timothy james byrne at his rented flat in high wycombe

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Euthanise Prince Phillip.

my name is emo phillips

I use matey and blokey interchangeably. Don't like it? Fuck off

*Walks into /brit/ disguised as a black man*

based

Mid the rattle of the battle
Came a whisper soft and low
A soldier who had fallen in the fray
I am dying, I am dying
And I know I'll have to go
But I want to tell you
Before I pass away

they'd never do anything if he was anything but a white man

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looking at some new bikes, might buy a Suzuki Raider in a month or two

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Hahahaha

freeze the cunt and put him in the British museum

yeh i know i was the one that doxxed him a bit back lololololol

Collecting intel

have you ever met a chinese man named douglas?

alri

What are they doing? I don't live far from Wycombe

The chinese? A great bunch of lads.

twitter.com/JohnOberg/status/1140932768957906944

Roaring

Decided that hating women was more important than my heterosexuality so I've decided to dedicate my life to being a 24/7 misogynist

"I like going to the park and watching the children run around because they don't know I'm using blanks."

going to tim's flat and harassing him and trying to say that he goes around calling people the n-word which is obviously complete lies

Okay lad take it easy

Boris is a sociopath
youtu.be/gRHfgF0l1Jc?t=358

Regularly? That's bang out of order. Could stake Amersham Hill out in a wheelie bin and spook them off

Ah yes, the MRA manifesto. A noble sacrifice, your own sexual gratification and reproductive desires in exchange for the world knowing that radical feminists are a bit mental.

>Boris is a sociopath

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surely the rest of the shark can be eaten, seems wasteful and cruel to toss it like that
at least kill it quick

he's right though

my tomato soup is fucking pants, revolting

I use matey to refer to a person in a story of whom I've forgotten or don't know their real name
simple as

I think they only went once but he said that Tim was racist so he's going to go back and beat him up and film it

They live in Margate mate

shark meat is chewy and disgusting and very hard to cut

why's he look so queer

Simply dont care about anyone but me and my family

>replying to a tongue in cheek post seriously
are you on the spectrum

Alri

this but i also remember your name but want to demonstrate how little you mean to me. never call people ia ctually care about mate or lad etc

Tried to make mozarella yesterday and it basically ended up as cottage cheese

Just saw a load of black people

This except for the family part. My sister's a cunt and my parents don't give a shit about anything.

you arrive in the Toildome

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Hello lads it's me, old relatable Doug

She the prozzie?

Cottage sneed

instagram.com/p/BxnLtrhhQMi

there's a picture of him outside tim's house

found your mum's little black book, did ya?

it's for chinks, tell em it enhances virility or something and they'll eat it

>Just saw a load of black people

Did you swallow it?

What a fucking creep

Also has the same jacket as me, a size too small on him though, the fat bastard.

Oi

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BLACK
LIVES
MATTER

sadly the chinaman is wise to the hebrew’s tricks

On Dublins narrow streets?

what percentage of r/amitheasshole posts are made up

oi delete this m8 that's my gf