How do you deal with the soul-crushing fact that you will never be Norwegian?

How do you deal with the soul-crushing fact that you will never be Norwegian?

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i would rather be swedish in an alternate timeline where sweden is less cucked

Nobody thinks about Norwegians. I'd rather be British, German or American

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Pretty good actually, thanks for asking

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My life would be better if I lived in a civilised country like norway

You asked a question
I gave an answer
The fuck do you mean Johan

Easily
Norwegians smell like pigshit and are dumber than dirt
Unless for some Oslo is not the primary destination for the best and brightest or Norway (Which it never will be hint hint) and I'm just "wrong" for some nebulous reason or "seething"

Maybe if you lot quit jacking off goats and did something worth a damn you'd be better off even without oil money but whatever, that's probably just a titch too hard, isn't it?

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eat shit, im probably whiter than u r. homo

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>9% Götaland
Come home Gothic man

God, I wish I was born Somali instead so I wouldn't have get depressed.

Norway is shit and everyone who lives there is a massive faggot who sucks huge cocks and Norway never contributed anything of note to humanity. Fuck NorGAY

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>(((Oslo)))

Most somali's are depressed and suicidal as fuck here

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Man I ain't going through slow fade captcha to post this

I'm fine, thanks

Norway is a socialist hellhole with a population that is among the most brainwashed nations on planet earth.

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How do you deal with the soul-crushing fact that Norwegian girls are prefering kara bogas to you?

I wish I were Norwegian so I could get free college and then use it to move to a country where I can live like a king

Jesus christ this thread lmao

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t. Johnny kåre

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the peak of Norwegian invention!

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Free college is a scam. If anything, you should only feel sad you weren't born in a country that practices it before it implodes

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For real though, our country is pretty boring desu.

I really hate Norwegians, wish I were Danish desu

>self-hating faggots

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your mother didnt put up much of an argument when i asked to stick it so far up her arse it tickled her taste buds

stop lying, you seeth in your sleep that you are not part of a scandinavian country

Why you ever wondered why we are so "happy"?

i met a norwegian girl once. she liked me and wanted to flirt. i told her i dont like blonde hair. she asked me why. i said because it looks greasy, it lacks soul and it has the colour of piss. she looked at me startled and then i went away. never saw her again

The fucking copes itt hahahahaha

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Danes are the only good nords.

>i suffer in norway

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>i suffer in jordan

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Imagine having to follow EU law without having a say lmao

EFTA nations are Vassal states

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>He's still trying

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t.osloenser som går i pride tog.

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danish people are 2x cuter so if I had to choose it would obviously be denmark
tough luck, norway...

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The (((norwegian))) government is busy putting up windmills in places like that so they can sell electricity to the EU which we supposedly aint even a member of.

By being a based Bosnian bull

you couldnt tell the difference between a norweigan and a dane if you tried

by moving there

>tell the difference between a norweigan and a dane

one of them speaks like pig and the another one looks like one.

you literally could if you were mentally challenged
for fuck's sake I'm not gonna do a google search montage, just open your eyes next time you see something that isn't f*male

We all look the same, dont try and tell me about my neighbours

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>one of them speaks like pig and the another one looks like one.
my sides

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>danish people are 2x cuter
that's a lie, at least 4x
Most Norwegians don't look good

Is this dummy having a stroke or a nervous breakdown?

Pull it together, you were a viking once!

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Look at you poor fags, always jealous of our glorious inventions.

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maybe it's a difference in your diet
though some weird looking norwegian kids grow up to be halfchads

I liked Norway before this thread

Just imagine that you live in such a place .....

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Danes have a pretty bad diet. Though they do have more apparent facial features compared to Norwegians. That's from my experience the least

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