What's the fastest way to become an american citizen Jow Forums ?
What's the fastest way to become an american citizen Jow Forums ?
Brandon Hernandez
Eli Roberts
Gay marry me.
Lucas Long
Get born here
Parker Anderson
Buy it, you can literally do it.
Hunter Martinez
shart in the mart
Robert Carter
You're from Qatar, you should have enough money to just come on over.
If you're a flip worker there, i recommend just "visiting" the country and going to California and just overstay it.
Jace Martinez
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Logan Mitchell
It would be tough for you because you're middle eastern. You'd have to fill out a million forms saying that you don't plan to do terrorist attacks.
Hudson Murphy
Impregnate an amerithot
>Get born here
kek
Cooper Brown
only takes a $500k investment to buy a greencard fren. there's a whole industry that's popped up around making it ezpz.
Eli Anderson
Just fly here
Brayden Collins
indeed
Noah Harris
cross the mexican-american border illegally
claim you're a dreamer
wait until amnesty
Christian Morales
marry ANYONE from here
Jonathan Reyes
The unironic only way for a Middle Eastern man right now to become a US citizen is gay marriage with an American. They seriously will not let you in otherwise.
Camden Williams
Go through the new Drumpf-approved vetting process.
Brody Morales
This. It has to be a gay marriage too, or else it won't work.
Parker Nelson
Fuck off. We're full
Alexander Allen
easiest way without being an american? be born in puerto rico
Daniel Mitchell
If you aren't born to either 1 American Parent, or born in the US, the fastest way is by serving in the US Army (if male) or marrying an American (if female). If you're gay, you'd have to wait an extremely long time compared to both
Justin Evans
If you have an American grandparent is easy. I did it in around a month
Ian Ross
>mfw saw a peruvian article discussing how you can get american citizenship by marrying a puerto rican
Lucas Thompson
give me a green card you dumb mutts
Isaac Ross
what's the appeal of USA?
Cooper Gray
That counts since you guys are considered US Citizens, but again, only if you marry a dude (as a female) can you get US Citizenship easy. Gay marriages are hardly recognized by the Immigration office from when I had to work there (under the last year of Obama's presidency)
Eli Watson
Commit jihad. The updated Quran rules says that you will also get a green card in the afterlife.
Adrian Perez
Get shot
Evan Baker
Go to Dearborn is the capital arab city of america
Joseph Myers
Get born there.
Evan Turner
Just buy a fake documents