Ask a bored Portuguese girl everything you want (except for nudes, because i will not post them)

do you like cod?

then what are you good for?
would you fly to canada and let me eat your ass.

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Do you like black guys?

Have sex, incel virgin freak

how similar or different is Galician from Portuguese?

are you portuguese?

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Quite androgynous

No, i'm not a lesbo.
Do you like Portuguese bacalhau?
Never tried it yet
obviously
very similar

rate my Portuguese
quanto mide(?) sua rola?

>m-ma'am can you post your feet?
>n-no? ok miss have a good day
>NOOOOO DON'T BE MEAN TO MY QUEEN YOU VIRGIN INCEL MGTOW MRA FREAK

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how old are you and what is your earliest memory

Would you suck my willy?

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I doubt you clear 6 inches, Lachlan

>how old are you
31
>what is your earliest memory
What a stupid question
no
Incels pls... women only like feminist men. You are rude to women and then wonder why you are a incel

Timestamp please.

Post a time stamp to prove it is you

why not?

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are you like 8 inches or something

how is it a stupid question?

Get this shit cut yo... disgusting

The date it's on OP
Stop, disgusting animal
It's a teenage, facebook question

die kike

What would you prefer we ask? Have you ever been to the Azores?

have sex

>The date it's on OP
That's not a timestamp. Pretty sure you're larping.

give me one good reason

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>31
ay dios mio
is this one of those times women lie about their age?

No, but i would love to go there

hey OP your mom's ugly as shit why do you use her for your shitposting

never heard of it

You never went to the kitchen to smell Mary's bacalhau?

youtube.com/watch?v=Bc-Y_2c_DSM

Will you be my mommy?

sorry, only crap food up here

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Still waiting for that timestamp user.

You like me bby? Of course you do

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timestamp
why are you using some poor girl's pic for your own entertainment on this cancerous board? not cool.

It's on OP retards
You never licked a bacalhau?

>It's on OP retards
That's not a timestamp. Post timestamp please larper.

pajeet has been catfished too many times to fall for your tricks OP

C'mon answer you bitch

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Your failed attempts to see my boobs will not work, pajeet, go harass some girl on the street

kek. fucking pajeet-show-me-vagene-tier incel fucks.

>Your failed attempts to see my boobs will not work, pajeet, go harass some girl on the street
I'm not trying to harass you or trying to see your boobs, there's no need to post that.
Since you have no qualms about posting your face, I'm just asking you to take a pic of your face alongside a timestamp.

Não devias de estar nos grupos de Facebook?

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Poha tia entro em site que só tem maluco

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

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>Listen here little baby.
Imagine a glasses wearing chinese diaspora singaporean saying this. typing in front of his computer.
probably touching his sweaty ballsack and smelling it after.

why are these internet people all so fucking desperate for a pussy?
even just for posting female's face for one single time? it's enough to trigger to get dick pick as response?

Now you're just being rude. Unlike other anons I didn't ask for your feet pics or bobs/vagene pics anywhere in this thread. Just a timestamp.
You're doing the same thing after accusing others of doing the same thing >You are rude to women

Did i hurt your feelings?

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No, not really. I've developed a pretty thick skin after being on Jow Forums for so long.
You're still deviating from the topic though. You're still to provide a timestamp user.

They think Jow Forums isn't for girls

I hope you die alone lying in your own shit you stupid bitch

Nice incel posting

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>June 26
>no year
very convenient. you can create this bait thread every year. just set up a reminder kek

this exchange

Well 4channel is certainly not for girls.

>broad day light in the window
>june 26
>thread was created at 3 am local time
Is portugal north of the artic circle?

I never said that. You're more than welcome here. It's just that you didn't post a timestamp with your picture and people here are known to larp.

The pic is older, retard, i just posted with the date as a timestamp

Do people post timestamps on /faces of int/? No. There's no rule that tells me I should do a timestamp

Nice cock

This is not me
Man up faggot

Ah so it is the proof it is June 26 in Portugal now! I see. Lmao. We see your flag yes. what's the point of a timestamp on your phone top kek.

I can appreciate and commend male aesthetics and bodies. You need less insecure men in Portugal. Mind if I visit?

Are you white?

I like men, not soys

Well, they are correct

Trips of truth

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OP started the thread with mentioning she's a girl. And this is an AMA. People on plebbit provide timestamps during AMA, even moot used to provide a timestamp (along with his trip) whenever he did an AMA. Since "she" has already posted her face, taking another picture of her face along with a small piece of paper mentioning the time, date and Jow Forums wouldn't be too hard.

Can I ask you a question? Are bodybuilders gay?
Is Mr Olympia himself, Arnold a faggot?
I don't know what kind of men you have in Portugal, but if they can't appreciate a nicely crafted cock like this one , they're fruits just waiting to fall out of the closet.
Now, where do you live and when can I come by and what food will you prepare for me?

>Are bodybuilders gay?
Yes
>but if they can't appreciate a nicely crafted cock like this one
No you can't faggot
>I don't know what kind of men you have in Portugal
Heterosexual men
What kind of """"""men""""""" do you have in Sweden?

>Yes
Hate them because you can't get them
>No you can't faggot
When will women learn that there's nothing wrong with aesthetics.
>Hetrosexual men
I don't know about you, but the last time I saw a Portuguese man in media, he was dancing on stage with a feather suit.
They seemed to have projected their insecure world view onto it's women as evident by your response to my appreciation of the human body, which got himself crafted as a depiction of himself.

Now, you wanna se my cawc before I come by so that you can prepare?

Totally ignorant of how timestamps actually work, I guess we can confirm it really is a 31 yo female boomer

>Sweden
>there's nothing wrong with cocks aesthetics.
You are a living meme

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>implying timestamps are a zoomer thing

Is it true Portuguese women hate sex? That's what my Portuguese frens told me

is that 17cm?

Lol no, they probably can't get any and lied as a excuse

Obviously I'm gonna comment if I see a good looking cock. If I see a cut cock with a dry tip, I don't.
Your ignorance is stereotypical like the Portuguese posters I've argued with lately.
Do you live in Lisbon? Which street corner has the best cocaine? I'm treating us to some before supper.

Pls don't come to Portugal we already have tons of brazilean faggots we don't need another one.
Don't you have a viking looking heterossexual brother? Tell him to come instead

niggas, you don't imagine how shit the posts of this feminist are in /luso/
she seems to be a woman that couldn't find a decent husband (probably was a huge slut during her teenage years) and is now a turbo feminist, not even being an incel about it

DIOS MIO

suck my dick roastie

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Do you like cawc?

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Can you ask her in Portuguese if she likes cawc, bro?

Lol really? I guess that lines up with how this thread turned out.

dude, you're talking to a hardcore feminist, one that can't find a decent man anymore and is crazy because of it