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comfy tuesday evening edition

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Job interview tommrow .
Fucked up and didn’t prepare properly now I’m probably gonna stay up late taking notes

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first for outlaw chicanos

having difficulty pooping

mine went ok today hope yours goes well too

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already fucked up my interview. i have to wait until next week to do it again. recent employers orientation was supposed to start today

white pussy is so easy to obtain. how can their still be so many virgins

second for amnesty for illegals

hey bro wtf is your problem

where's the guy in the middle right's face from?

i'm dealing with my situation as best as i can.

>two (you)s
so there's now ANOTHER chicano here?

god dam why can't i poop

White girls are the easiest to have sex with

For me personally when I match with a white girl on tinder who is a 8/10 I don’t get excited . But if it’s a cute middle eastern or Mena girl who is 8/10 I’ll actually message

you don't drink enough water

no, i'm dirty dan!

i feel like i was looking forward to last tuesday night. i wonder whatever for?

tonight's dinner: chicken + cheese enchiladas from tom thumb, mike and ikes, and dr pepper

thats wrong
i drink water everyday

For what job
What happend ?

latex salesman

I POOPED!!!!

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I’m white and to be perfectly honest with you I don’t really find white Women that attractive

Good job, son

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toilman

thinking of doing this too, how was it?

perhaps you are gay

i got bladder shy during my drug screening :/

that's nice, user.
i trust you cleaned up properly.

how much water

Ben "10 kikes on 10 spikes" Garrison is getting better at his art.

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0-4 continue posting with no flags
5-9 post with flags for all of today

h8 when that happens
its like the choice is you either piss your pants before you go or you cant go there

> perhaps I’m gay

Latinas are the best looking overall. Also I live in Toronto the majority of the hot women here are non white. White Women are just average

>giant bug lands near me
>scream jump away
>take my pants off
>yell "NIGGER" and smash it to death
>the window next to me was open

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I don't really find women attractive tbqh

very beta user

mne ne nuzhen alkogol, i narkotiki ne interesny.
beru na diskoteku vnov, svoyo proverennoye sredstvo.
youtube.com/watch?v=2SYSI6R6ORc

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why isn't there some kind of service where you can rent cats to cuddle with
would be their biggest customer desu

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Most attractive women in order from hot to least hot

1 Mena
2 Latina
3 Asian
4 white
5 black

i should trick ale into redeeming a steam code for secret of the magic crystals

order from most alpha to most cringe

1 white
2 mena
3 latina
4 black
5 asian

cat cafe

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TERRIBLE taste tbqh.

go volunteer at the spca
0-4kms
0-5live

eating strawberries blueberries and chocolate

aliceposter is my gf

gonna continue watching cowboy bebop
brb in like 30 mins

can't imagine how that passes the food inspector

oops

watch trigun next

i feel like there's a new poster that i don't like

owl cafe

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>>yell "NIGGER"
I do this too, it's fun. Nigger is a nice swear word

they're planning on opening one of those near yale's campus

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those are some superb owls

>yfw da BURRZ win da superb owl

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apparently theres already one in boston and new haven

How easy is it for Canadians to move to the US?

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why did I not think of those
I always thought that was a more of a Japan only thing but apparently there's one an hours drive away from me

might do this

It's a good word, but I don't want to get in trouble.

she's MINE as soon as she gives me her FUCKING discord

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fairly hard, but they can buy property in the US easily and can spend like 5mo's here on a tourist visa every year.

If they're out of Canada for >6mo's they lose their free healthcare, but still have to pay taxes for it, soooo yeah.

i gotta get it off my chest
Destiny is one of the worst streamers

Go away beta orbiter. She loves me

holy fucking kek what year was this
i have only watched the past 3-4 superbowls

they have one of these in philadelphia.
>>take my pants off
???

>Destiny is one of the worst streamers
duh??

yet he's the only one I enjoy watching

>new haven
yeah that's the one i was talking about. i thought it was still under renovation, i had no idea it was open already.

Wait, aliceposter goes to Yale?

that was last season in the playoffs

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Weird, I assumed the USA would basically give them full right to live and work due to their population not being that large and then being wealthy enough not to have too much migration.

guess you have shit taste lol

>playoffs

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I needed something heavy to whack it with, and denim pants were at hand.

do you also only watch last episode of anime

HAHAHA THE "DOINK" BEARS SUCK LMFAO WHAT A JOKE CITY

took a nap for 3 hours
it's now 730pm

holy based

It’s crazy on /sp/ someone called the double donk before the game and the score line

drink a bunch of milk

i don't watch much anime anymore tbqh, but anime is nothing like football you nincompoopyface

heh

>yfw posting >yfw da burrz win da superb owl

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anime is exactly like football there are some filler episodes but in the end the good guys always win

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Feel like I'm really fucking losing it.

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>i don't watch much anime anymore tbqh, but anime is nothing like football you nincompoopyface
that wasn't his point, retard

get somebody to help you find it

youtu.be/KgzQuE1pR1w?t=5

I used to love football but it's been boring the last few years, I barely follow it.

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sup r words

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ur too soft. put your hand in here

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Hi n-word (NIGGER)

I'm poor but keep dumping all that I can into crypto

WHITE WOMEN AVERAGE:
Looks: 6-8
Personality: 0-3

This is why white women are trash.

stop dumping it into btc if you are. there's an impending crash

Listen to Keep On Slippin' by Injury Reserve

savages tbqh

feeling like absolute shit bros. never attended my prom because I was a huge loser and my little brother (5 years younger) who was always popular in high school brought his date home tonight before heading to the afterparty. she's really hot and has a huge rack. meanwhile I'm still a virgin. just fucking kill me.

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just broke my fancy 12 dollar metal pen i think

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