Please provide 2 professional and 2 personal references (not relatives)

>Please provide 2 professional and 2 personal references (not relatives)

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I always suffer for that shit. Isn't that discrimination against autistic people?

>List the places where you have lived beginning with your present residence and working back 10 years. Residences for the entire period must be accounted for without breaks. Indicate the actual physical location of your residence, not a Post Office box or a permanent residence when you were not physically located there. If you split your time between one or more residences during a time period, you must list all residences. Do not list residence before your 18th birthday unless to provide a minimum of 2 years residence history.
>You are not required to list temporary locations of less than 90 days that did not serve as your permanent or mailing address.
>For any address in the last 3 years, provide a person who knew you at that address, and who preferably still lives in that area. Do not list people who knew you well for residences completely outside this 3-year period, and do not list your spouse, cohabitant or other relatives.

>List all of your employment activities, including unemployment and self-employment, beginning with the present and working back 10 years. The entire period must be accounted for without breaks. If the employment activity was military duty, list separate employment activity periods to show each change of military duty station. Do not list employment before your 18th birthday unless to provide a minimum of 2 years employment history.

>Provide three people who know you well and who preferably live in the U.S. They should be friends, peers, colleagues, college roommates, associates, etc., who are collectively aware of your activities outside of your workplace, school, or neighborhood, and whose combined association with you covers at least the last seven (7) years. Do not list your spouse, former spouse (s), other relatives, or anyone listed elsewhere on this form.

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>entire period must be accounted for without breaks
>you are not required to list temporary locations of less than 90 days
Wew, already off to a good start

why do businesses feel the need to own us bros?

They really ask for all that shit in Japanese jobs?

yes

The first time I encountered the resident history I was so confused. I had literally lived in like 8 different places in the last 10 years at that point. I just gave 3 and said fuck it

Why didn't you make any connections when you were studying?

lel I can't believe this is real. I wouldn't consider anyone that is required to provide that shit as a free person.

Professional references should be easy. I used a professor and the current county prosecutor for the county I did an internship with. Personal references are harder. Use childhood friends if you've kept in touch. It's what I did for the character and fitness check for the bar exam.

>interviewer/s don't even satisfy half of the shit they expect from entry level applicants

>Please attach your resume
>Next page
>Please fill out all these details that are already on your fucking resume
WHAT'S THE POINT

Lol why bother being honest unless it's for a high position job?

>Use childhood friends
Sometimes I feel as though the only fucker who was forced to move from place to place as a kid. Everyone expects you to have formed deep and longstanding relationships with people and have a base of support, contats, etc. and if you don't, you're fucked.

cause i dropped out lel

i heard in america if you dont have a facebook or instagram you dont get a job

exactly. Just tell them to see resume. They're not going to hire you anyway. They only fill entry level positions with people who have 5 years experience anyway. May as well poke fun at them.

What the fuck. What job was this for?

Not true

>Requirements: At least two years full-time work experience.

I thought getting a teaching job in China was supposed to be easy?

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Applying to Petco for a basic retail position is almost as bad as this for some fucking reason

It just makes it harder for employers to snoop around and dig up stuff on you if you don't have one. There's no requirement for you to give out your personal facebook or instagram to them to perform the job they are paying you to do. It might be a requirement if you apply or work at Facebook though.

>Entry Level IT Position
>Minimum Requirements:
>Bachelor's Degree in Computer Science(Master's preferred)
>Minimum 5 years experience (not including internships)
>Maximum 6 month gap of no work with legitimate reason (excluding education)
>TS/SCI Clearance
>MSCA, A+, Network+, Security+ certifications (MCSE and CISP preferred)
>A deep understanding of SQL and Some Arbitrary piece of Software from 1989, last updated 2003
>$15-$18/h
Yeah dooooooood.

That's not a job application, I'm just farming (You)s. It's from the sf86.

Yeah, I got similar questions when I applied at a grocery store

Sounds like the bar exam application.

is there anything more laughable then when empolyers write out all this shit and then dont even pay you more than 40k a year

How do I get a job as a NEET. Never had a job or references.

heh
fuckin SF86, mine took 2 years

Why are you lying? I just have a high school degree and I've never had trouble finding a job. Those ads always have ridiculous requirements for some reason but in reality you don't need to know even a fraction of that

convenience stores and gas stations are the easiest places to get and keep jobs, just make up some random names they wont check them, then once you work there for a while you can use your managers as a reference

gotta remember that each department has their own budget constraints. they are just trying to optimize value and get the most bang for their buck. can't really blame them.

but they can't really blame you either when you tell them you want more of the pie for the skills they are looking for. if there aren't any local competitors that have similar skills then you are golden, boy!

I knew a guy who was doing a nurse practitioner residency at a specialty hospital (dont know if europe has these, they are basically a higher level nurse that has a PhD, practices mostly independently, and can write prescriptions). It was a pretty good job but was still entry level as far as being a medical professional goes. A full year into his residency they randomly decided to randomly audit his CV and found out that he listed a two week shadowing experience as full summertime employment. He was fired on the spot and virtually blacklisted from every hospital affiliated with the one he was working at.

Its not likely but lying can fuck you over hard

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My dad landed a high paying job and lives with his family in another state, basically leaving the family he never bothered to put the effort into.
His job was provided thanks to knowing a family member of one of the regional bosses. A position that would otherwise require all of that bullshit plus have already been working for the company for at least a decade. It as also a promotion heaps of young people in the company were applying for.
Haven't heard from him in nearly four years. I swear, the boomers and generation x are the most selfish cunts on the planet.

tech jobs in america

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I have a degree in information systems. Do I still go for the gas station?

Unless you're treating a tech job search as a full-time job itself, then why not?

>unpaid
God I hope the head of HR for that company gets randomly hit by a drunk truck driver. Holy fucking shit.
Also:
>CEOizing
lmao

Because when I got home from class I just sat in my room to watch anime and cartoons and fap to gfur and other cartoon porn.

if you legitimately cant find a job and have a degree, i recommend insurance agencies. Plus they have a lot of software related jobs im sure you could at least move into it after being hired if not able to get hired for it directly

Seconding this, insurance agencies have lodes of entry-level tech jobs nationwide.

I never got the point of personal references.
Like why would I give someone who isn't going to give me a glowing review?

Pathetic. Feels good being a self employed chad

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They just want to know that there are people who will give glowing reviews of your work before they entrust their money with you. It's only natural because people don't play with their money. Well, smart people at least.

>Position: McDonald’s Crew Member
If apply for a position that’s asking me this shit, it better be because they’re offering six figures. I just applied for a lab tech position at a local biotech company and it took me like 10 minutes tops to apply.

Description Under supervision, the Hospital Lab Technician (HLT) I performs technical tasks and procedures to include preventative maintenance as appropriate in each section assigned. Perform all duties in a manner consistent with current laboratory safety standards. Additional duties will include inventory and ordering of supplies, timekeeping, clerical, telephone, and communication with laboratory customers. This position will accession specimens ensuring patient identification is correct. This position will organize specimens for grossing and ensure appropriate work flow within the lab. This position will assist in frozen section cutting and staining as well. This position will ensure ordering is completed as well as ensure logs are filled out appropriately. Other duties as assigned. Minimum Qualifications • Graduation from college with a major in an applicable natural science • or two years of college courses in the natural sciences plus two years of applicable experience • or an equivalent combination of education and experience. Preferred Qualifications • Microsoft Office: Excel, Word, Outlook. • Strong organizational skills. • Lab/Health related experience. • Excellent customer service skills. SPECIAL CONDITIONS • Must be able to work all shifts, week-ends, overtime, and at various locations as necessary in accordance with operational needs • May have possible exposure to biological and chemical hazards. • Employment is subject to a criminal background check and pre-employment physical.

>it's a fucking part time job $15/hour