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women cannot know love

firsto

To the toilet I go,
For a wee and a po

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yes i do remember when 350000 brits supposed to support us and defend belgium had to be evacuated

this is me except white and without a bag and wearing a white shirt

why do we think we had to be evacuated? because you guys fucked up so much that our defence was rekt

remember when I actually got a gf and completed gf2019 and thought I’d actually made it but she never had sex with me and broke up with me for not trusting her and being too insecure

bore off maggot

haminahaminahamina

why didn't you trust her? what were you insecure about?

Pissypants ploppypoos

remember when everyone told you to blog on?
blog on again

yeeeesh... have sex

if you had a daughter would you let anyone fuck her or would you keep her locked in the house her whole life?

ploppy, son of ploppy

I would only let her shag black bucks

bucks is a diminutive white woman

I had good reason not to trust her considering it seemed really one sided and would often make shitty excuses not to see me. She just said she was sick of me not trusting her and me keeping asking questions like is she ok and stuff

her life she can do what she wants
i'd like to think she'd a sensible girl

i made a lot of mistakes
in my pants
in my pants

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That Twitch streamer is sending his Discord after Tim again
twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1143835740956241926

Paul Theroux is such a hack

would raise her with good values and teach her the importance of self respect and modesty so i dont have to stunt her and make her mentally ill by locking her inside, instead she will be able to enjoy lifes experiences and develop into a good wife for a lucky man

simple as

big fan of a standoffish gf personally

What the fuck is that cunt's problem?

what are the odds of oxford bender contracting HIV from this orgy

cuck

Lol right after his gfs dad insists its all made up by the incels

plus his son is nonce enabling scum

0/0
can't get it twice

almost none considering he is the sort of person who spends all their time talking about it taking photos. will rock up. sit quietly in a corner taking some pictures for an hour and then leave and spend the rest of the week talking about.

thought he already had multiple strains

Hypothesis: Top Gear, The Grand Tour, and Formula One are all continuations of Filippo Tommaso Marinetti's Italian Futurist movement

mentally ill cretin sort yourself out

Yeah it's an oxymoron like pigs flying or a blue moon

last day of me jollies lads
get back home at 5 tomorrow

dont care

He's been hit financially (lost donations due to no TIm content) so he's grown desperate.

if you daughter ever gets shagged by anyone you have failed as a parent and are a cuck, simple as

imagine having so little life that you go and terrorise a mentally ill man on behalf of a random twitch streamer

you won't ever have children you incel freak so give it a rest

seek help freakoid

bet you'd let your daughter do porn you cucked degenerate

this is the one virgin freak part of me . i just dont understand why girls like cock what the fuck is up with that. at least vagina penetration i get there is some biological pleasure but what the fuck is up with them "enjoying" sucking cock what the actual fuck. if my daughter liked giving blowjobs i would have to disown i recon

hello woman, show us your tits love

youtube.com/watch?v=l8SLc6HShoI

>identfying themselves in the comments
The mind boggles. Are they intentionally trying to get police cautions?

Recon what? Ghost recon?

do you not like giving girls pleasure? for me, the male orgasm is the most meh part of sex, like if i wanna cum then give me a bathroom stall and three minutes, there's more to sex than that

women who have sex before marriage should be forced into prostitution tbf

once a whore always a whore

>women are allowed to enjoy as much sex as they want, you incel freaks!

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>why yes, my partner's orgasm is more important than my own

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reckon your mum would be fucked, in both senses

sure i like giving girls pleasure but not my disgusting shit. i'm not gona have her piss in my mouth just bc it gives her pleasure. people need more backbones.

women who do poos before marriage should be forced to poo in my mouth

SO IM MOVING TO NEW YORK

Women should have sex with me.

are you comparing oral sex to drinking piss? actual virgin

alri dave hope you weren't too bullied yesterday

fairly certain trouble started when you and the yanks refused to listen to the sound and safe advice of german partition
it was all about big money anyway, who cares if some plebs get killed some years down the line, war is good for the economy

Thinking about the penises of black men.

alri charlie

hello brainlet

Don't like you

what would you lads do for a gf

Wow why?

Fuck off, paki

not drink her piss that's for sure

Your posts have nothing to do with British culture.

Kill

Nothing

Feel sad for my mates on SSRIs

What the fuck is up with her dad anyway. Your daughter is dating some guy who is sending people to stalk and harass a severely mentally ill guy and you defend their behaviour anyway? I wonder if (or when at this point) the police get involved they'll have to use his self-doxxing posts on here as evidence, what a family of cunts

A bit gay lad.

chinky boy

do nothing (already got one)

wait what the twitch streamer is aysha's boyfriend?

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Topicsperg gets angry if we post anything relating to British culture and moans that we should change the subject. You'll note he's not flaring up while we don't discuss British culture.
He loves weeb shit though so he'll like you a lot.

Want to drink piss now

I stopped taking mine.

> the sound and safe advice of german partition
Lmao. You'd be speaking german if they did this. You never learn on the german contrarianism spirit obviously

how about i slam my british culture in your mums arse til i leave it looking like your flag you slit eyed gimp

Was fishing for a “very American post” (You) but oh well.

The squad's all here

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twitch.tv/granaut1smo

homealone on the far right

Have a job interview where they're going to ask me about customer service experience but I have none lol

Why? One of my mates just look like they are on stimulants and the other just looks normal because he has been on them for years (he still acts all sad every now and then)

tell them you used to sell fags in school lol

>german contrarianism
was never much of a problem until germany assembled

I peed in my mouth once. I got on the floor and put myself in a position where my dick was halfway inside my mouth, and I peed. It tasted really bad so I spit it into the toilet. I was 13.
In hindsight I should of just sucked my dick instead.

Now I see some British culture here.

Kills libido. I like waking up in the morning with morning wood.

how come gay men can't handle spicy food?

make something up like you moderate an forum for free.

Too many pakis on /brit/ these days

I can