>take a shit
>"welp, i must take a shower now"
Why do Americans do this?
Take a shit
Jayden Thompson
Cameron Williams
You just time your shit around your daily shower. No big deal.
Angel Gonzalez
>take a shit
>"welp I must finish my shopping now"
Why do Americans do this?
Nathaniel Johnson
What happens if you get constipated and take another shit after you shower?
Chase Russell
...
David Long
>take a shit
>"welp, my ass should take a shower now but not the rest of my body"
Why do muzzies do this?
Wyatt Lopez
Stop shitting all over your body.
Liam Clark
do you wash your hand after your lunch or take a bath?
Logan Ortiz
neither
Ryan Myers
if possible i wash my ass everytime i take a shit. it's disgusting not to do it.
Luke Walker
you re take the shower.
Jacob Lopez
americans don't have bidets
Oliver Wright
think again sweety
Alexander Clark
Why the fuck did you dump your toilet paper into the toilet bowl?
Cameron Morgan
real cultured americans don't use bidets
Noah Perry
their toilets aren't as shit as ours
Gabriel Martin
im obsessive compulsive when it comes to wiping, i hold the flashlight of my phone up to the paper
thought your butthole was clean? think again trooper, there’s still a tiny bit of poop residue that you’ll see if you shine a light on it
Ayden Sanders
holy fuck
Jordan Adams
alright
Gabriel Morris
And you throw it into the bin so it stinks right?
Sebastian Allen
How long do you leave your papers there?
Not even my uni's public bathroom paper bin stinks.
Cooper Sullivan
First world countries have good toilets, the only thing we shouldn’t flush is shit like wet wipes or tampons because they don’t desolve as easily and create a mountain that could block the whole canalsystem
Nicholas Campbell
Are you telling me you don't shower after taking a shit?
Isaiah King
I mean, we can do that, at least mine can, but I still don't do it because I think it might fuck up something since no one does that here and we have bins everywhere.
Brody Bell
take the final redpill
you can laugh at me all you want but only my anus is truly clean
Jordan Mitchell
You are right
Chase Cook
why not simply take a wet wipe as a finisher?
Robert Evans
clogs the pipes if you use too many and there’s sometimes that last little bit of doodoo, they’re great but the only way to know if you’re actually clean is to use the light
Jayden Jones
Eat some fibers, whole or hard bread and fresh fruit and vegetables.
Every perfect day begins with a wipe free morning dump.
James Howard
implying i care, problem of the city