A country with just over 1% of the world's population has managed to cause 100% of the world wars

Stalin wasn't an internationalist but the Soviet Union was founded under the premise that the world should undergo a global revolution and fight anybody opposing their "progress"

Hitler was Austrian and you declared war on the Serbs

1/2 = 100%
>Poolish education

Blitzkrieg Poland best day of my life

Stop with these conspiracy theories , hitler was a proud german man and serbia doesn't exist

>Who is Von Hotzendorf
>Who is Hitler

>Stalin wasn't an internationalist
Communists are by definition internationalists.
>but the Soviet Union was founded under the premise that the world should undergo a global revolution
Except it wasn't. Stalin wanted to build socialism in one country and spread the revolution mostly through serving as an example and aiding revolutionary movements when the time was right. Trotsky was the one who believed that the revolution had to happen all over the world at once or not at all.

Sad that so many people died because of their autism
Worst thing is that they would do it again if they could
Germans are a threat to civilization

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>Stalin wanted to build socialism in one country and spread the revolution mostly through serving as an example and aiding revolutionary movements when the time was right.

After ww2 Stalin did believe in a world revolution user

Of course he believed in a world revolution, all communists do. He was just more cautious and patient than Trotsky was.

>Says the frog
kek

Germany caused international bolshevism, you dumb fag.

And got scot free. FUCK AUSTRIAN WOMEN.

They really are.

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The soviet union wasn't founded under Stalin user.

Quints of truth

Viljo Gruber, pls.

He was part of the founding. Obviously the goal of communism is to eventually have world revolution, but Stalin believed it was more important to focus inward and build up the Soviet Union first and let other countries follow the Soviet Union's example. Stalin disbanded the 3rd International to maintain good relations with the Western powers when he needed to.

>we never lost
they lost, got humiliated, and got dabbed on in the end

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Colombia knows

>unsourced quotes
>meaningless butthurt screeches

Discarded

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We should have repopulated all of germany with poles, danes and frenchies. The world would be a better place.

I will never forgive my ancestors for not being quick enough to stop the polish death camps

Tell me how they would have genocided 80 million germans you think.no one would notice an entire people being genocided?

>no one would notice an entire people being genocided?

Germany is like the little austistic kid we all had in our classes, if he dies, nobody will miss him.

>we

WWI was unironically Germany's fault though, they turned what could have been a fun little romp in the Balkans into an autismal shitstorm.

Yeah, we as human beings, You krauts are too brutal to even be considered an animal.

So you would go into german homes take germans and murder them, then germans would not know they are being genocided as their neighbors are being dissappeared, they demans to know where their neighbors are at and then begin an 80 million war of annihalation where the dice is rolled to who lives and dies and your life is part of the gamble.

Great thinking moor nigga.

being that rude isn't gonna land you a job you know

Fuck off Juan. You want another ass beating from us?

>Unironically thinking I said those things seriously

Sounds based

Why is Poland so evil?

Nope, Austria's fault. Germany even accepted Serbias little changes to the ultimatum.

fuck Austria

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Dont have to work if there are 80 million autistic robots working and paying neetbucks to half of Europe. Keep working, hans, cuz we are all enjoying it.

>Dutch
>German

wew.

Brainwashed germs

>Under the order of Seisinquart

As if those soldiers had a choice

member states don't pay each others welfare, nice meme tho

rican spitting facts out here we didn’t even want to get involved both times

>Be most powerful and biggest empire at that time in history
>Get your ass kicked for decades and fall into decline by a nation the size of a post stamp

wew

>we didn’t even want to get involved both times
Yet you did and then you for another 70 years made your own wars (that you all lost).

The old man is somewhat correct. The Nazis had the SD, the SS, the EInsatzgruppen, the Organisation Todt and probably more for such things as deportations and forced labour.

Everyone has its good times and bad times. However if I were you I would be a little concern with sea levels, it seems that Poseidon is after all real.

>member states don't pay each others welfare

You are still being leeched off, doesnt change a thing.

>You are still being leeched off, doesnt change a thing.
except Germany's economy profits from the infrastructure improvements financed in eastern Euro through that
meanwhile you've got what, 25% youth umemployment in Spain? gg

That is correct, but Putten was a direct attack by a combined force of both Wehrmacht and SS troops (even domestic ones). It was retaliation for an attack on a car full of Wehrmacht officers.

>However if I were you I would be a little concern with sea levels
No worries, we've been fighting this bastard for almost a 1000 years now.

If there is one country that should lead the fight against rising sea levels in coastal regions, it should be us.

>Lets build shit in eastern yurop so the very moment the slavs realize my crazy ass plans they fuck off

kek, if you think this EU thingy is gonna last forever.

they profit as well, eastern Europe experiences steady economic growth since years already. keep seething tho

And the wehrmacht often helped those SS units doing their job... the "clean wehrmacht" is a meme

>They profit as well

yeah, surely all the brain draining that is going on is something they are just happy about. You are literally stealing their most fundamental resource, their youth.

they don't emigrate as much anymore, they're economies have recovered from the post Soviet collapse to a large extend
euractiv.com/section/justice-home-affairs/opinion/poland-the-migrants-are-coming/
who are still emigrating are Balkaners

I honestly thought I'd get 2 or 3 replies of meme answers
Never would've expected these autists to sperg out about petty banter

Isn't WW1 Serbia's fault?

no

nope Austria with their autist Von Hotzendorf

>who are still emigrating are Balkaners

A shame, I have met a few of them and they are good folk.

Despite being just 1% of the population...

their countries are improving too.

Anyone who unironicly believes that it was mainly Germany that were responsible for WW1, are retarded.

I hope they all die

wasnt their fault either time desu

you posted the wrong image, my man

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Austria literally caused both wars.
Fuck Ostterech.

THIS IS NOW A GERMANY THREAD
SAY THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT KRAUTS AND GERMANY
ill go first
i had a nice student exchange there and learned to speak a bit of their language.