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remote controlled vibe up her fufu

probably caught whetever Hillary Clinton has scissoring her at one of the bilderberg orgies

be glad you have your father in your life even though that may be what you're used to. do your best during the day to find work. when all is said and done no matter what you wont feel guilty because you will have done the best you could've

Get your mind out of the gutter, lads

i'm looking at the stars

blue board ffs. I have it displayed on the toil screen

my supplier in France just got fired

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at the seaside, getting a pizza then dipping out for a swim

blog off

perfect cast for angelina jolie haha

On this day in British History

>1497 – Cornish rebels Michael An Gof and Thomas Flamank are executed at Tyburn, London, England.
>1556 – The thirteen Stratford Martyrs are burned at the stake near London for their Protestant beliefs.
>1743 – In the Battle of Dettingen, George II becomes the last reigning British monarch to participate in a battle.
>1759 – General James Wolfe begins the siege of Quebec.
>1760 – Cherokee warriors defeat British forces at the Battle of Echoee near present-day Otto, North Carolina during the Anglo-Cherokee War.
>1806 – British forces take Buenos Aires during the first of the British invasions of the River Plate.
>2007 – Tony Blair resigns as British Prime Minister, a position he had held since 1997.

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my supplier in france just got killed

Mental how the cultural identity of Southern Europeans can basically be summed up as 'being a bit of a creep to women'

2007 is the only one of note

I can get you a new one

also naps

toilmate is a runt of the highest order

watching catchphrase

what your telegram

good post thanks for the info

say what you see

why

Ostholstein?

On my phone lads, what flag is this ?

*tells it how it is*

theres 10 people in my office and i was once asked why im the only one who keeps his self to his self, told them im here to make money not friends and they seemed shocked

Wish I had a toilmate, I’m the only person under 40 in my office aside from the new girl who just spends all day ranting about politics.

*keeps things ticking over in midfield*

greece

uruguay

why are all 7-elevens manned by pajeets

nepotism

greece mate

this

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Fuck off.

shall be posting more nsfw content unless this post gets precisely 5 (You)'s

>107626024
kk

grim toilmates make it bareable. need to find the young offices

kys

This. Same with a lot of minority’s, as soon as one gets into a hiring position they only hire their own

>107626024
better be good

no one @ the canadian

is she RPd on the JQ?

early thirties
divorced
child support
a 10l crate of beer a week
spends all his money in techno clubs and drugs every weekend
over 200 euros a month on online poker
i could go on

no u r

>spends all his money in techno clubs and drugs every weekend
sounds like a fucking legend lol

>child support
only drag in that splendid list

i told my dudes dont give up
but we all know that we're all fucked

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NEED a this gf

good lad, ask him to take you out

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Are you with the IRA?

*virgin nasal tone*
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You're not the Irish national football manager are you.

suddenly have jungle fever lads

No she’s was saying the other day how she cried when Leave won and she deleted everyone who voted leave from her facebook

Haven't felt any strong emotions for as long as I can remember.

blog on

Reckon I've seen about 80% of the female czech population naked

LOL state

he also is overweight, has 0 matches on the ‘der, complains about not shagging and i bloody well hope he doesn’t post here

you probably masturbate too much unironically
if I don't have sexual release for a couple of weeks I start acting bipolar

...

just ate a lolly i've been hoarding since 2004

Same. Don’t even get excited about anything anymore

read a book

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the neurotypical brain in action

you should get close to her, sex her and scream "BREXIT MEANS BREXIT" at the climax, imagine the laffs

does he have glasses?
do he kind of look like an arab?
is he breton-gascon or whatever?

shouldve gave it a rub on the old sphincter first

really fucking hate fat people
like I actually get angry when I see them taking up 80% of the room they occupy
they need to be put in fucking camps

>why yes I do whine about my pathetic life on anonymous message boards
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He sounds exactly like the kind of person who would post here

>iM MEntALly iLL

I'm 12 stone and I take up 100% of the room I occupy

She’s pretty hideous mate, fat but with no arse or chebs, glasses, really pointy nose and an annoying voice and laugh.

tax the fat

my dick is 6 inches long

can already tell shes the type to have a smelly fanny

He scored from his own half for Man Utd.
He scored from his own half for Everton.
He scored from his own half for DC United.

Form is temporary, class is Wayne Rooney.

sounds like me except im not overweight, have lots of 'der matches and shag (not a lot recently that's true). so it's not me

>leave room
>get comment about how leaving my room is unsual
>stay in my room unless i have to so i don't have to deal with being thought about

but imagine the laffs

she's not that bird off peep show is she?

wow show us that monster lad

lmao you autist, you won't get far with that sort of performance

whatever happened to slagposting? not the waifu nonsense we see from the likes of emmayank and that other cretin but good honest salt of the earth stolen pictures from your sister’s mates facebook slagposting

>tfw swarthy dark blue eyes instead of based light blue eyes
Several of my coworkers and friends have them and it's like looking into the eyes of a god or goddess I just can't deal with these shit eyes

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I'm genuinely not sure who you're referring to on Peep Show that matches that description
Dobby?

I've got grey blue eyes.