His country doesn't have land in at least three different continents

>His country doesn't have land in at least three different continents
Holy shit, are you even trying?

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I kinda gave up and I'm happy with what I already have.

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thanks to embassies most cunts have land on 6 continents

>He has to count embassies
holy shit that's great

But we do

>his country never had hands on Antarctica

do islands count

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The sun actually never sets on the French Republic.

We have land in all 6 continents, lad

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>counts embassies as a cope
>still doesn't have all 7 continents

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>Throwing a couple hundred grunts in irrelevant mostly allied nations somehow counts as owning land
wew lad

Embassies are still the sovereign territory of the country they're in, it's just that different rules apply for policing and taxation purposes

based.

Does the north pole and antarctica count?

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Yes

The North Pole isn't really a continent, but sure

fucking french

We own the forts and militaries, same thing as the french do with their "colonies"

What are you talking about?

British-Argentine Antarctic wars when?

giga cope

I think some of WWII military cemetetaries are american soil, and maybe in an other continent?

Why would we expend money directly controlling a bunch of worthless islands when we can create puppets out of entire countries?

>his country doesn't mostly consist of islands
lmaoing at your life

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we are european and have land in south america and antarcita :)

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xD

Did you know that France have direct border with Brazil?
Hello to our Brazilian neighbors!

Yeah, no. It's mostly a matter of courtesy between states, there is no actual treaty regarding extraterritoriality.

Can we unite? We tried in the 16th century already, but Henri was afraid of English bullies.

LMOA

Don't worry, the EU will manage that

Imagine not being a continent and also not owning more of Antarctica than anybody else

Are you trying to cheat on me?

Of course not, the Gallic Empire will prevail

My country is big enough to be it's own continent.

cope

Well, just make sure our province will be called Germania Superior next time, because Germany's self-satisfication caused two word wars.

I say Berlin burns