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US embassy edition

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>no gates
>no mortars
>no machine guns
>no snipers
>no designated basement prison

everything in FYROM is fake

american one is in this old palace

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Kosovar embassy
Soon inshallah brother

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with nice garden and summer house so actually amaerican flag is flying above Prague

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A FUCKEN HOUSE

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>No gates
The front thing you see is a gate/security checkpoint

probably like a million EUR

seriously, we should move our capital to Poznań, just imagine an ambassador of Bulgaria appears in pic rel, would he want to come back to Warsaw?

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I'm suprised it's not located in Bayrampaşa - lots of Bosniaks live there.

>knock knock
>i'm looking for the fooken ambassador
>pess off that's me 'ouse

aaah, white people

and its used for their PC bullshit

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is this what we are doing now? fyrombey posting?

Could I become a Polack if I move to Poland and obtain Polish citizenship?

great place for the embassy of the UK

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Here's the North Korean embassy in London. You guys ever hear about when an official from here visited a barbershop to reprimand them for using a picture of Kim Jong Un in their window as a joke

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embassy of Germany

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I'm triggered by all your laptop resolutions

kek

Greek embassy in FYROM. Nice, but kinda wewuzzy.

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embassy of Japan

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brazil and argentina together

cute

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There is no streetview for it but here's the Polish embassy in Istanbul. Motherfuckers got very sweet spot I must say.

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>"No. WE can build more columns per square meter, MOTHERFUCKER"

and this is no kidding embassy of the Sovereign Military Order of Malta(maltese knights) in Prague

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WHYYY are yanks so defensive? It's either a bulwark or a mountain or a fucking river around it. Why are yanks so shy? They even outright refuse to communicate with certain politicians here and maintain distance.

A FUCKING MOAT

Based. Wish I'd lived there.

How the fuck do Polish cities look so developed at 14k nominal per capita?

altair at the entrance of the SMOM in prague, circa 1191

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They have a history of mobs storming their embassies.

I think they're just always preparing for the worst, just in case.

They take it to even more of an extreme than the UK

>Why are yanks so defensive

Maybe because there are millions of people who would kidnap American diplomatic staff in every country on earth, and they don't want to leave loopholes? They ain't spending money to show off.

Poles are smart people compared to us Balkanoids

very cute

very subhuman

oh it must be a street view image?

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Poznań is a city no one of you ever heard of yet it's the best city in this country.

It's definitely the most western looking one here. Seriously, it's basically indistinguishable from east Germany.

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>a regular house

You don't want to see the US embassy in serbia :D

They used to have windows, but after the 2008 kosovo incidents they put cement on the windows. Now the US embassy in Belgrade doesn't have any windows LMAO

Best so far

US embassy in smol kosova, open during Bil Klintan's visit 20 years ago.

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I think the problem of Poland is a huge gap between cities and villages.

Cities look mostly western, but villages look second world af.

Poznań looks like a city with 30k nominal GDP per capita

there is a huge vault underground which is quite a mystery and no one knows how it looks like

these fuckers somehow managed to avoid nazi and commies and still own this buildings

pic from commie secret police, they had spies monitoring them nonstop

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The UK embassy here is decent. They've also got a lot of consulates. Anyway it's much more welcoming than the US or the Russian one.

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I encourage you to walk around Poznań, really. I have no idea why this city is so underrated, even among Poles.

It's not only beautiful and tidy but Poznań (and Greater Poland's) inhabitants have their distinct culture and dialect.

Prague literally looks like what I envisioned from Kafka's memoars books, if you know about the Process and that guy going all over Prague

Here's ours

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Austrian one is my fav though it's not the fanciest

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Here is ours, you better believe they are following this thread

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Prague with skyscrapers.

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France (the house), with 5x the size residential unit on the left.

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n*ggas be on fbi's watchlist now

You could probably fire with a bazooka on it and it would still get no damage at all

just the CBD of the 5th biggest city in the country.

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Honestly Prague lost lot of atmosphere with all that paint

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ah yes, a gate
i feel quite welcomed

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if it wasn't for these damned extr*mists, embassies wouldn't need security

the photographer probably had to go through 3 interviews just to be allowed to make this pic on the shittiest fucking day possible

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A few years ago some crazy fuck fired a ak at the embassy, barely damaged the gate,. but he still got 40 years in prison kek

we actually have some but its limited by UNESCO

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lol if any gvt official is unironically reading this thread, they are probably laughing at their own embassies around the world

here, the US embassies of the future

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so its basicly concluded? Low tax free market model is the only option for EE countries?

Somebody post the American embassy in Skopje, now that's something

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come to Poznań pls

it has your typical lovely European market square n shieet

but actually I love it more for its perfectly maintained commieblock neighborhoods

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You think some VIP has at some point been some regular poster on Jow Forums? Or even some head of state?

low tax and no law in the 2nd world is what the eternal kraut wants so he can keep exploiting us and dodging his 69% tax in his s*cialist heaven

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Someone out of /balk/ one day hopefully

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Wouldn't be surprised. They are just humans like all of us. Sometimes they might feel misunderstood by all the NPCs they are surrounded by, and drop by to shitpost a line or two, covertly.

Reminds me a bit of this street in Copenhagen, forgot the name though

Not current but I'm quite sure few future ones browse here. Jow Forums is quite popular among college students and zoomers. Some of them has to be in some important position in future.

see

> what the eternal kraut wants
What the fuck do we export ? if anything its a win for us

kek, can't wait, unironically

>"Together, with our friends from the CIA, we will take down the retrograde communists who have been stalling our pro-Euroatlantic development for over three decades!"

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Czechs are crazy with their anti-skyscraper phobia

A Czech girl who lives in Wrocław was a leader of the protest against construction of pic rel.

pretty stupid of her as this tower has a viewing point you can see the city from

Czechs don't seem to realize that most of Polish cities don't have hills around them you can climb on and see the city's panorama so we need skyscrapers so we could marvel at our cities from above

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Gdańsk is more like Copenhagen desu

The vw factory becomes quite a political thing. That Qatar pushed for it explains why Saudis joined the race with crazy subvention offer in the last minute. It becomes a ME thing all of a sudden, in the end they'll probably build the cars for free due to subventions and get on top land etc.

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>"Ever since I was a young teenager, I was making alliances and discussing foreign policy on the internet with citizens from our neighbourly countries where we partook in valuable discussions for hours upon end."

What they need most: people

And there I come along and start leaking desuarchive posts to DANS.

The world has so much potential for shitposting, and diplomacy is putting a stop to it.

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there is no need for skyscrapers

there are still lots of brownfields

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Street you are thinking about is called Stroget my tatar friend

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and they will get it, our shit politicians are forcing us at this point to go to Germany

>there are still lots of brownfields

skyscrapers can be built disregarding brownfields and space issues, just because they are cool

you can't say that La Defense isn't cool, you don't have to put towers in the middle of the old town but I fail to see how skyscrapers in a separate district destroy a view of the city, they actually enrich it

Filthy cat in bed, how do you even sleep their anymore

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yeah not fun of them

I prefer smaller projects like this

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>I prefer smaller projects like this

heh, Prague only gets what Poznań's had for 70 years

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good for you

we had several great modernist architects who could design nice things even during the grim communist era

Dnevnik posters are so NPC it hurts. If you so much as remotely imply that you shouldn't always 100% be buttblasted at rasha, they blast the minus button without thinking.

Not quite the "smart and beautiful" people I wanna hang around t b h.

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yes, I am very butthurt that Czechia has beautiful cities that weren't destroyed during WW2 and that they destroyed more cities themselves (like Most) than the occupants did

this is so unfair reeeee

t. Got downvoted for saying VW going to turkey is proof the EU is a jewish conspiracy and that we need to become part of russian federation

Haven't posted there since last year for the exact reason in my post.

try not hosting all of israel in your back yard next time

I actually like reading dnevnik (even though I have a hard time reading this Bulgarian version of cyrillic cursive as I'm used to Russian fonts more), seems to be the most 'down to earth' and factual portal in the Balkans. And they write a lot about Poland from the Balkan perspective.

Sad to say that but almost all Serbian news portals are pathetic tabloids of the lowest quality I've ever seen.

The articles themselves aren't quite the worst, but even the NPC posters often point out propaganda articles themselves.

I actually like reading comments just for the lulz

Bulgarians are almost the same like Poles btw.

In 15-20 years when I have good financial standing due to my career my goal will be to create a new political party in Albania/Kosovo. I haven't decided on a name yet but I'm partial to Kaçak movement or perhaps Young Albanians. The ideology will be left nationalism, fiscal conservatism, social progressivism, secularism.

I will import advisors from America, Switzerland, and Japan to curb corruption and also hire western and Chinese professors for universities to bring up the new generation. I will legalize drugs and gambling in tourist zones and give the mafia control of these enterprises as a legitimate taxed organization free from legal persecution, but I will ban donations from large groups or extremely wealthy organizations to politicians.

Next, I'll promote and fund the IT and programming scene and resource extraction industry in Kosovo while focusing on tourism and services in Albania. I will move the administrative capital to Prizren due to position near Tirana Skopje and Prishtina, and also revert the national language to a gheg based one as it was pre-Hoxha since it's easier to write/speak and also due to a majority

I will continue to promote Albanian soft power in the form of the music industry and invest more and more in Macedonia making it completely tied economically culturally and demographically to Albania. My goal will be a federation of Albanian states (AL, KS, MK) which will be 7.2 million strong and hopefully stabilize the Balkan balance of power further