Ugh.... what could have been

ugh.... what could have been....

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Uhg.....
You have much more to learn my friend you could have taken all of Scandinavia Spain Africa and Russia by now

>only i'm allowed to play with boats

you mispelled great brittany

>only second
Unimpressive as fuck. I did a Netherlands game where I owned France, Britain, Ireland, Germany and Russia, plus most of the new world by that same date.

>1795
>med sea isn't a British lake
Very weak my man.

That's terrible dude you should have that by 1570

shut the fuck up i tried my best

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Who's first, Russia?

show us the Americas. Don't tell me you let the petty rebels win the revolutionary "war"

ck2 is superior to eu4

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I have all of north america but the sp*nish have all of south america. I let them live for too long and now they have so much territory in africa, asia and south america that even when I siege down everything in mainland spain I only have like 40% warscore.

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Get some allies and rek them. U got this senpai

Start naval invasions of 30-40k stacks on each region

How many hours played you have and what campaign is this ur first?

yes is a correct answer

ugh?

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>pirate a new paradox game
I know, I know, "hurr stingy Jews", don't pretend you actually pay full price for paradox games.
>skim through the tutorial and throw myself in
>spend a long time figuring out the game through trial and error
>start getting a grasp of the game
>git gud
>lose interest once I stop losing
>return to the beginning
I don't know, losing is fun.

currently playing HOI4, I have no idea how anyone gets anywhere with an axis country, to me it feels like they don't stand a chance the second the USA gets involved, and yet you see plenty of people posting screencaps of greater Großgermania, There's probably something I'm missing.
The moment I figure out how to make progress as a country normally doomed to fail is the moment I lose interest, probably.

Viccy 2 is superior to both

why? never played it

I haven't played vanilla Germany in a while but I remember when you used to be able to use the focus tree to annex all the way down to Greece before WW2 even started and stomp

About to start a new game
Which country should I pick?

that is correct
It feels a little deeper in terms of what you can actually control.
Plus combat is actually interesting instead of the watered down excuse for combat in EU4 and the combat in CK2 that is the least efficient way to make progress in that game.

spen

meh, just did a castille one, boring as fuck
>iberian wedding at 1953
>burgundian inheritance at 1467

try bohemia

Anglophile run
It's a fun achievement

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Build factorinos build 20-30-40 width divisions have tank units with 3-4 motorized infantry, have 20-30 width iNf divisions with 3 art have support have complete superiority of air fighters spam em, build bombers, build when want sea mastery carriers with carrier planes and bombers then gross your way to victory

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trips of fun i guess, there i go

Ugh...

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>superior
>never getting a third game
hmmm

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BASED
Also is extended timeline any good? seems like it would be a lot of work for some group of modders to make content for 2000 years of human history

Viccy 2 (without dlc) > CK2 > Viccy 2 (with dlc) > EU4

>Viccy 2 (without dlc) > Viccy 2 (with dlc)
What did he mean by this?

The dlcs make the game utter trash

tbf if it's iron man mode I couldn't do any better than OP

It's a really good mod. I can only recommend it.

OP is babby tier. France is a given since you get a PU from missions so he actually only managed to take a handful of provinces.

Who /kaiserreich/ here

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What's so hard of going.through Denmark holy warring novgorod and Muscovy taking all easy riches of central Asia into India and then penetrating the riches of Africa?

pathetic

It's great with another flavor mod i believe it is extra ideas for extended timeline. Works surpisngly good

Why serbs love russian dick so much?

mostly its just the same but in different eras.

thats a nice map but ive got a nicer one

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It's like asking why Azeris love Turkey so much.

you have to be seriously brain damaged to be playing the piece of shit that is hoi4

It's really nice multiplayer and a calming singleplayer. I play Kaiserreich when I'm tired and just want to map paint

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>Hoi4
It's like Hoi3 for retards.

Not really impressive but it was a fun one I played while back stayed as catholic theocracy whole game with Hamburg as catholic kangdom vassal and Sapmi and Finland as catholic theocracy vassals.
Played Ardabil > Persia recently but got cucked by Ottomans by having one province way too close to them with my allies betraying me and him having 177K against my meager 49K.
Got the Shahanshah achievement at least.

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Muscovy boga Bois try to coalition me

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Based and cleanboarderspilled. How different are theocracies from normal monarchies?
Are you winning that?

I pop their armies like bubble wrap

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You misspelled New Pakistan.

Complete stack wipe

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The war is over

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You get to choose your next bishop from a list of candidates.
Instead of Republican tradition or Legitimacy you have Devotion.
At 0% you get -% modifier for tax, -1 prestige and -1 papal influence/-12,5% church power.
At 50% its at 0%.
At 100% Devotion you get 25% more taxes, +1 prestige, +1 Papal Influence/12,5% Church Power.

why do you phonepost

You fucking scrub

based

>Britain rules Rome
>Papal States still exist

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>don't pretend you actually pay full price for paradox games
I made this mistake. I paid about $150 for ck2 and all the dlcs and i paid $50 for eu4 and 3 dlcs. Never again. Paradox cheats autists with these outrageous prices.

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What are your puppets?

>playing after 1600
yikes