My first act as president...

>My first act as president? Mandate that the Department of Treasury print out and distribute $100 bills 24/7 until everyone reaches $1B of course.

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That would fucking tank any economy on earth and you’d know it.
Also prepare for a fucking impeachment

>My first act as prime minister? Start a clandestine nuclear weapons program and conduct our first nuclear test on Beijing during the next National Congress of the Communist Party of China. Can't let countries bully us anymore, bro.

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>My first act as governor? Secede from the Union of course. Let's go again Yankee!

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I thought you guys stored like 10 of our nukes in Nunavut

Holy FUCK he's right bros how tf did he figure out so fast?

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>That would fucking tank any economy on earth and you’d know it.
>Also prepare for a fucking impeachment

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Holy shit user how did you figure it out

>My first act as King? Killing every single one of my relatives, of course, so that they can't oppose me as pretenders to the throne.

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>My first act as president? Suspend the constitution, dissolve the parliament and declare myself King of the Romans by the grace of God and the will of the people of course.

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WOAH, hang on user. You're going to fast here.

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ok then smart guy, who's going to impeach him? president giga chad would just shoot the poor fucker

Okay dont give this guy part of the free billions

House of Representatives then a Federal Judge.

>My first act as president? Why I would exonerate the most dangerous paedophile on death row, of course.

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>my first act as Prime Minister? dissolving the Scottish parliament and creating on for Yorkshire

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We had quite a lot during the Cold War but officially haven't stored any nuclear weapons since 1984. But IIRC we still cooperate with American nuclear weapons development and allow hardware into the country..

>my first act as president? Declare war on the USA to reconquer our lost territories, of course!

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>My first act as president? Why to give everyone free ice cream.

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>My first act as president of the galaxy? kill fucking everyone.

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>nooo you can't do that that's genocidal and that's bad because.. well it's bad ok!!

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>my first act as president? gas the kikes, of course.

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>Why yes, of course i would make it illegal to impeach me, how could you tell?
>Hahaha what do you mean the economy will tank, everyone has billions of dollars

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>That would fucking tank any economy on earth and you’d know it.
>Also prepare for a fucking impeachment

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>My first act as president? Banning all homework and elementary school.

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>its real
Holy fuck warn the UN about this

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