You have ten seconds to act as German as possible

You have ten seconds to act as German as possible.

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Moin moin! Wie geht's, Alter? Alles paletti hier.

Piss me on, please

*plays farming simulation*

Probably a German living in the US

I hob ka oide

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*gives everything away to rapefugees*
Wir schaffen das, denn Deutschland ist ein starkes Land :)

^^ xD

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hey guys

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Hello, greetings from Germany xDDDDDDD

Haende hoch, polnische schweine! Ausweiss!

>foreigner speaks/types in broken german
>OMG U SPEAK BETTER GERMAN THAN MOST GERMANS XDDDDDD ^^ :D

Mettle Loide

Lmao butthurt oszi, go fuck yourself you faggot ravin shitter

Alles in ordunung, my arbeit is today finished
Now ich play (random dinge) simulator in peacefullykeit

take shit in ze mouth

>arschmetter piefke in frankreich

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Yikes

*dig*

Haha lustig

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>I'm actually of Czech origin but don't know anything about the country or the language

Germans seriously do that in real life like Americans do it on int.

T. Slav who grew up here and laughs at Germans all the time

yaaa plz fick my wife abdul yaaaaaaaaaa

Wohin gingen alle Juden?

Hey younger version of hashinshin

The jews fear the gegenpressing

>farm simulator 2016 scat mod

Wir haben nuffins gedindut!

>has a long day at work
>goes home to play simulator of job to relax and decompress

أين هو مكتب الرفاه؟

Ich was going to walk around ze corner aber it wurde be more efficient by .1 minuten to walk through die bushes

I AM VOLGA GERMAN

Ofcourse I support Merkel, how could you tell?

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Ich lachte

?
We are like the only people in europe to admit to having done something wrong in the past

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Hände hoch, Russisches Schwein!!!

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>eats my own poop

Danke freund
I was mainly referring to the Nazi apologists that pop up around here

At least it's a short hop across the border unlike the plastic paddies here.

Wir literally didn't nuffin. Austrians did.

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I have a tan line on my feet from my sandals

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Feiges Amerikaner Schwein

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>Surrenders to allied troops and soviet with beta submissiveness and treasonous scared to fight burgers and mongoloids

>on vacation in the Bavarian Alps
>hear rumor that FKK practitioners use the hiking trail
>cool I bet there'll be some qt college girls who...
>the hikers are all 60+

Where does the German poop meme come from?

The Germans put up almost as much resistance as they could to the Soviets. They fought to the bitter end. They did let the Western Allies waltz through Germany without much of a fight though.

Gesundheit

>on vacation in the Bavarian Alps
>hear rumor that FKK practitioners use the hiking trail
>cool I bet there'll be some qt college girls who...
>the hikers are all 60+
...

>self-deprecates and shits on literally any German city a foreigner has any positive opinion of
Also what the fuck when I was in munich everyone was making awkward eye contact with me then looking away when I glanced back. I don't look out of place and have been to other German cities where this never happened

Russia is just better, nigger.

Yep, you definitely needed to delete your post only to make it again, this time adding an ellipsis

I didn't like Munich much either. It just a weird feel to it. Too many shitskins as well.

Yo brudi, was lauft?

In the 80s 90s it was illegial in the US to make scat porn in germany it wasnt. So we sold scat porn to the US because they where the consumers for it and there was a market for it.

I had to look it up myself I have never heared of that stereotype before I start browsing the internet more and other people besides americans dont have that stereotype about us. And when they do its because of 4chin or reddit

almost perfect but not quite

As much resistance as they could while on a front line when lines were broken they all resisted minimally and nothing like they could, if they didn't care about self preservation.they could cripple the Soviet military and reconquer their land.

PLEASE DON'T KILL ME MR. PAVLOV

>27 millions vs 6 milllons

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It's nice a half hour or so walk out of the city center but it's infamous as one of the worst cities for being flooded by fugees. Was beyond excessive and since I was there during elections, there were also white 19/20 year olds parading yelling about refugees are great and anyone who doesn't like them is a hateful bigot

I'm not even right wing and want these people to die

11 millions against 8, хyйлo ты eбaнoe.

Deutschösterreich muß wieder zurück zum großen deutschen Mutterlande, und zwar nicht aus Gründen irgendwelcher wirtschaftlichen Erwägungen heraus. Nein, nein: Auch wenn diese Vereinigung, wirtschaftlich gedacht, gleichgültig, ja selbst wenn sie schädlich wäre, sie müßte dennoch stattfinden. Gleiches Blut gehört in ein gemeinsames Reich.

Pretty sure it was the uk too

I comply with rules & regulation

Ess mein scheiße

I hear some of the Syrian refugees have been going home since the civil war has wound down.

>starts randomly sucking some fugee's dick and make story out of it to get likes

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Ich kenne diene Hobbys!

i, uh, oh fuck, ich liebe meine schubkarre

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Who else listens to this while working out?

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my sex music

Sounds pretty based

ficken me gütt Mohammad ah jaaaaa

*long unreadable words*

Didnt the new Zealand Shooter Listen to this?

DAS LEBEN WILL GEWONNEN SEIN

yea but it's not even a Nazi song, it's just a Bundeswehr song

The Syrians actually are refugees, most of them are turks, Iranians etc. just there to leech instead of an urgent need

Yes, it's also completely unrelated to the fallschirmjäger and their status as elite troops of the Third Reich. What would ever give anyone that impression, other than the song being about fallschirm?

>it's also completely unrelated to the fallschirmjäger and their status as elite troops of the Third Reich

absolutelah

>WAS? Die Amerikaner hast ein circumcised dick? HANS! KOMM HIER SCHNELL! Vee mast gif him ein schwanzenbrapf!

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based

NEIN NEIN NEIN SHIZA HEIL DER FUHRER

Almanya (Almanca: Deutschland, /ˈdɔʏtʃlant/) ya da resmî adıyla Almanya Federal Cumhuriyeti (Almanca: Bu ses hakkında Bundesrepublik Deutschland (yardım·bilgi); /ˈbʊndəsʁepuˌbliːk ˈdɔʏtʃlant/), Orta Avrupa'da bir ülkedir. Kuzeyinde Kuzey Denizi, Danimarka, ve Baltık Denizi; doğusunda Polonya ve Çek Cumhuriyeti; güneyinde Avusturya ve İsviçre; ve batısında Fransa, Lüksemburg, Belçika, ve Hollanda bulunur. Almanya 357.386 km2'lik bir alanı kaplar ve ılıman iklim kuşağının içinde yer alır. Yaklaşık 83 milyon insanın yaşadığı ülke, Avrupa Birliği'ndeki en büyük nüfustur.[5] Almanya, Amerika Birleşik Devletleri'nden sonra, dünyanın en çok göç alan ikinci ülkesidir.[6]

Is that because they want to not be blaming for nazism?

Germans betrayed Germany for self preservation German is marketed as some evil nationality that wanted to murder the entire planet.

my toliet has a plate for me to examine my stool

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Schnell Schnell, Mein Fükkėr

>I sit down after abendessen and play forklift simulator as I drink ein Weihenstephan hefe. Outside I hear a hose running. I pause the game and peek through my curtains. My schmutzig schweinhund neighbor Bernhard is breaking town ordinance and washing his auto. I call the polizei and report him anonymously. I sit there and watch through the curtains as they arrive and fine him, süß sieg. I go back to playing forklift simulator, open another halb litre and rausche ein cigarette. I hear screaming outside. I peak through the curtains again and see some of our teenage doctors and engineers from Syria celebrating their culture with my other neighbor Paula. She's screaming and crying so someone should probably do something. I anonymously report it to the polizei and go back to playing forklift simulator, drinking and rauschen.

"ah, that vas fun. time to go to work"

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i pooped 5 minutes ago it was very smelly

Ireland mentions the plastic paddies' forefathers in their anthem for helping to arm the IRA against the British.

>Russia is just more butthurt about anything that doesn't make them out to be flawless supermen, white man.
FTFY

Kursk WW2: Why Russia is still fighting world's biggest tank battle
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>So we sold scat porn to the US because they where the consumers for it and there was a market for it.
The only scat related thing in I can think of in the U.S. was G.G. Allen

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Probably Russia is just better and it won the war :)
Dunno about your shitty article

If you didnt inspect it on your shelf you arent truly German.