You suddendly drop in a uninhabited island middle of nowhere withouth any tools

You suddendly drop in a uninhabited island middle of nowhere withouth any tools.
Your only way to get out there is to kill another team.

Teams are Finns and Swedes.
Youv got a choice to pick which team you join.

What your choice?

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I kill myself

Team finn, but I kill all my teammates before I take on the demoralized sw*des

Fins, we'll probably lose but I can at least have sex with cute boys before I die :3

I build a shelter and watch both of them suffer from severe sunburn and starve to death

couldnt happend

Join team Suomi

Swedes, they wouldn't be that butthurt about my presence in the team

You're just getting in the way

I join team Swede because they are my ancestor :)

Finns, because Swedes are too smug

You think one American in 10 finnish man group would do a much difference.

Well it would double the weight of team Finn.

Finns, so we can kill the Swedes and get drunk on kilju together

both are retarded, I survive on my own by building prahu.

I swim out to the ocean until I drown

Oi m8


....it's true though

1 american is worth 1000000000 f*nns

Nor would we unless you started praising St*lin for our victory and rambled on how the modern corrupt Russian Federation is somehow continuation of the based Russian Empire.

Wev seen your training here for artics, its terrible.
You cant, aim, ski, hide, or act well in wartime situation.
Last time 2018 we beated you and norway so bad the game has to be stopped so we wouldnt push you on a civil areas.

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Good thing we're fighting on an island at not at a ski resort dumbass

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I really want to believe your quads, but my personal experience with finns says otherwise.
I got called a ryssä at least 10 times (8 of these by the employee of hotels I've stayed in) when I was in Helsinki and Tampere.
And you know what, I don't even have a "slav phenotype" (whatever that shit means). They realised I was russian by hearing my accent, which was a complete failure by that time.
I'm not even talking about internet, where for an average finn the word "venäläinen" doesn't exist at all

When in comparison swedes are the most relaxed people in the world, we had such a great time drinking and singing songs together during the world cup.

Cringe thread. Swedes and Finns are allies and have always fought side by side. The divide and conquer needs to STOP!

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It would be done in a 5min, you couldnt expect bows, slingshots and brutality what took over you in a seconds.

Yeah im sure a frail, sweaty snownigger with a slingshot beats buckshot LOL

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Oh noooo they called you names :( I get called mongol subhuman at least 20 times every day and I couldn’t care less. Get a fucking grip ryssäshit, we’re the best bros as long as you’re not completely brainwashed by your government, and no name calling will change that.

Clearly uv hadnt been in Finnish army kid.
Going back on time might be needed and is important skill for anyone to learn.
In case shit hits the fan.

How do you make buckshot and shoot it out of nothing mutt?

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The difference is that with swedes I don't have to experience such shitty bantering, suomekši šhiitu

Use a shotgun, you might not have heard of them considering you're stuck in the stone age. here allow me to translate to your native tongue
>ÜNGA BÜNGA, BIG BOOM, FÏNÑ SLËËP LONG TÎMÊ

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They act like they like you but that’s because Swedes are artificial like Americans. Deep inside they’re contemptuous but they’re not showing it. This doesn’t apply to Finns, we say what we think despite our high prevalence of social anxiety

>>ÜNGA BÜNGA, BIG BOOM, FÏNÑ SLËËP LONG TÎMÊ
I’m starting to like American posters

Nah it's just Finland being a country full of ginger fat kids in the sandbox

>withouth any tools.

how stupid are you mutts really are?

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Finland, swedes are historically pacifists since like the early 1900s yeah?

55*
At that time we shoot last commies

If we can't bring tools how will there be a Finnish team?

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Definitely finns but i'd drag the team down

Welcome to the group

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this

finns of course, sw*Des are weak cucks

Swedes are pussies but in the other hand Finns are so inbreed they can't even lift a knife. Tough choice

join finns easily

>top notch banter
>easy fight
>swedes die

it's great

fpbp

Join swedes

Assuming that both teams would accept me, I pick team finns. That's because i like their culture and traditions and their people more.
But assuming that the teams might reject me, i pick team swedes, because i'm white, so the mongolian mongrels might reject and kill me when they see me, thinking i'm a swede

Literally just life in NZ except the teams are maoris and pacific islanders

Finns have häyhä
Swedes have r*fugees

The choice is obvious

either group would be fine as long as there's no women

You make ur own tools nigger

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Sweden just cuz I like minecraft

came here to post this

based

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Posting Finnish adv. in swedish language.

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And this Finn at your maps

cosy, can i sleep on the moss

Here you sleep whatever you want, may the the
Bryophyte treat your right.
Dont get stuckd but be a MAN.

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>kilju
very based and poorstudentpilled

Nigga what? Drunken knife fighting is a national pastime here.

With the Finn you always win :DD

I don't join anny team. I just unzip my BBC and say "Last one standing gets it." The swedes and finns will go crazy and kill each other for BBC. The last one I take from behind and split in half with my BBC. Fuck wh*tiods.

I'm a woman unfortunately