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leaving for first day of work after three year neetstreak wish me luck

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have a good day, bud :3

luck

good luck
you'll be doing great at work, user

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Don't get fired.

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Break some legs

Hello lads. Going to Brisbane tomorrow morning with my parents to visit my younger normie brother.

is he hot? asking for myself

If I take a bunch of personality tests, philosophy tests, political tests, fill out charts posted on Jow Forums, etc then put them all together on one big image I can use it as advertisement for finding a gf.

He's better looking than me. But somehow I've got one 42 year old mother & two woman in their late 30's that have just started inviting me out to places.

I'm going to need to carry a condom soon. Haha.

well, give him my post number and i'm sure we'll hit it off
and good for you with these creepy women

Eleven killed the Demogorgon.

Ok lad. Thanks.

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next non-/cum/ flag to post im going to genocide your country

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mine

Breasts

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whore

imagine kicking one of her titties like a kickball

american boyz
with a zed

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Attention seeking behavior

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slut

shame about her face

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SERENA GETTING BTFO BY A GYPSY

Driving 2hrs to see the gf again

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kys normalfag

>tennis

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I don't watch professional sports of any kind. Tennis is an admirable sport.

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>the clitoris has under 10,000 nerve endings
>the foreskin has over 20,000 nerve endings
>clitorectomy is a federal crime in the US
>circumcision is permitted in the US

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Tennis is for patricians

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I'm ok with being circumcised

same, imagine getting phimosis right as you hit puberty or in highschool or something. Would probably really fuck with you at that age

Imagine not knowing how to wash your body.

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you only get phimosis if you dont fap.

>intimate time with girl
>dick comes out
>"oh thank god you're not circumcised"
>"you've been with guys who are?"
>"no, of course not"

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>getting phimosis

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Admit it, this is one of you guys.

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that explains it
didn't start wanking until i was 17

That's urkel

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could easily circumsize everybody in this thread

lol'd at this...

going back to bed

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of the twelve men i slept with, none had a cut dick and only one had a bigger dick than me

Is it just me or does brushing teeth seem like a conspiracy to keep you eating sugar and junkfood?

Just keep stuffing flouride into your mouth so that you can maintain that soda addiction.

Don't believe me? Why do africans have perfectly healthy teeth? They don't brush their teeth and can barely afford to eat.

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yes...

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image being a shutterstock photographer

some water sources in Africa are naturally abundant in fluoride.

Why do Asian males in America hate love?

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Slaves were bred for good dental genes.

>Why do africans have perfectly healthy teeth? They don't brush their teeth and can barely afford to eat.
Depends where in Africa. Some places have the same issues Western countries have.

wife made some pork cutlets and fried eggs for brekky, shid was amazing

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t. Joshua

made one

>reading fiction and watching fiction
broke

>reading fiction and watching non-fiction
joke

>reading non-fiction and watching fiction
woke

>reading non-fiction and watching non-fiction
bespoke

I made a cheese and broccoli omelet, cooked in olive oil.

>tfw somebody replies to something you posted 4 years ago

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sounds like a tasty combo, oughta try that some time actually

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hi where are the serious discussions :DDD

Neekeri niger neekeri niger :D fug fucking muslims :D

i'm this frog

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helou

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Just wanted to inform moderators and janitors the Ylilauta is trying to raid this website.
ylilauta.org/sekalainen/103329532

ebin dubs :D this is now a get thread :D

antakaa tää :D tai tulee kiveskiertymä

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Huutista jenkkihinttarit servattu :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Binland yes mämmi kekkonen perkele mäkihyppy lätkä karjala!

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ebin

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bob the builders hat: DDDDDDD

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>RUTLES :D

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Pastaa jodelista

Barack Obams candy :DDDDDDD

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:DDD

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>RUTLES :DDD

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mummonliha pullia

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