ITT: Lies foreigners believe about your country

ITT: Lies foreigners believe about your country
>brazilian girls are hot and have big bundas
The truth: they look like shit and their 'big' bundas come from being disgustingly fat
>the tropical climate is lovely and makes you happier
The truth: It makes you want to kill yourself because you're sweaty and disgusting all day. You need to take 4 baths per day to not smell terribly

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>Mexico it's a shithole
Mexico it's more developed than most south american countries and even more than some slav ones.
>Mexicans want to cross the border to scape their shihole country
Those are central americans and a small minority of poor indiginous Mexicans, the "the reconquista" are Mexicans who went to usa legally but most comeback because of how strict usa have been the last 10 years yes even when trump wasn't president.
>Mexican women are easy to foreigneirs.
In a way yes, but they are still women who wants money with a bit of feminism in their heads also don't expect her to be faithful or to be on a lasting relationship because she can find a better foreigneir to give her all she wants any day of the week, if you manage to find one, she wants the citizenship.
>brown mexicans are poor
Not really, if you go to the DF or today know as Mexico city, you will find brown Mexicans in a suit working in the big cities.
>The south is a shithole
Because of the yucatan peninsula you can't consider the south to be a shithole.
>Most Mexicans are far right and support trump
Most Mexicans don't even care and just want to go to work to support their families all those mexicans you see here insulting browns and blacks are a small minority.

not all of us are cariocas or nordestinos like you lmao

I'm Paulista, macaco.

lol what a cope my fellow monkey. mexico is legit a drug cartel infested shithole , just one visit to liveleak and you can see the beauty of mexican culture

liar, you are trying to ruin brazil's reputation to avoid foreigners in your country so you can monopolize all of marvelous brazilian bumbums?? you can't fool me!!!11

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Not every czech woman is casted in porn. Only women in prague do porn.

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some american distant cousin of mine was shocked when he came here when he learned that we had a german shepard and that almost every house in the neighborhood had a dog, he literally believed that we killed dogs or something over here, I don't know where he got it from

kek you can come to brazil and see for yourself. i should add that brazilians are very racist to asians. you can expect things like pic related and small dick jokes

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Unlike Brazil, we don't live in favelas or at least not the majority of us, most Mexicans have never seen an homicide in real time.

I could write a fucking book about this topic desu

is it easy to find high tier czech prostitutes in prague? i may visit europe in the next few years and czechgangbang, boxtrucksex, czechcasting are my favorite porns, and i want to live the real experience

>Every Turk is brown and arab looking.
>Every Turk is a devout muslim
>Every Turk supports Erdogan

>i should add that brazilians are very racist to asians
Shut the fuck up you self hating libtard scum

Korean girls are plastic dolls who look like shit without a ton of makeup and plastic surgeries. Same goes for Japanese girls or literally any other east asian ethnicity many people are obsessed with. Yellow fever fags only post cherry picked girls who look like shit without surgeries and makeup.

>easy
televizeseznam.cz/porad/cernota/prostituce-19787
There are so many brothels in prague it couldnt be easier. Just google a bit or ask black gentlemen on street for directions.

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And who said the majority of Brazilians live in favelas? Favela is our word for slum. According to Google, 5% of Brazilians live in slums.

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>tfw visited Mexico several times
>tfw rented an apartment in CDMX for a month or two last summer
>tfw somebody got shot in a motorcycle drive-by right behind my building on the first or second night
>tfw sicarios were a couple of fucktards, dude on the bike almost dropped it trying to make a u-turn

Love Mexico, though. Hoping to go back sometime within the next year.

>All Jews are lying deceiving cheats
>All Jews are smart

>we don't live in favelas
Only 6% of brazilians live in favelas, retarded

>>the tropical climate is lovely and makes you happier

Sao Paulo and the South aren´t tropical

Most Finns have actually never been to the moon
The tunnel to China does not exist

japanese girls are not plastic dolls.

Ok but do americans really...?

>japanese girls are not plastic dolls.

Real
But they are ugly, very very very ugly
At least 90% of them

Nice try Joao
I still believe the stereotypes

1. We are all wingnuts ready to kill each other
The truth is the vast majority of Americans are moderates who are sick of the media trying to force us what to believe.

I don't know what kind of misconceptions foreigners have about Slovenia

how many years have you lived in Japan? Where exactly?

>1. We are all wingnuts ready to kill each other
In fact, i believe that all americans are like this

youtube.com/watch?v=HB780oK6F9M

SERBIA STRONK

I´m half japanese and already lived in Japan since if you have japs blood you can live there.

>every Turk is brown and Arab looking
Lol, this one is true

how do japanese girls smell?

Thread made by an incel

I don't get it

I saw hot asian women in europe. But on Tinder Thailand they were all ugly af.

>we are less cucked than germany

truth: we took more "refugees" per capita than them

they are trying to steal them from us trying to convince us they are ugly without plastic surgery.
Fucking LIARS, all of them.

>how do japanese girls smell?

They don´t bath and don´t care about oral hygiene, exactly like euros

they smell good right? They are also very soft

>Normal Swedes have nothing against Finns
>Norwegian and Danes are seen as brother people
>We aren't the best Nordic country
>Stockholm and Visby aren't the only noteworthy parts of this country
>We don't like the attention we get online

Nice try, Moshe

Exactly what a lying deceptive jewish cheat would say

>We don't like the attention we get online
Oh yes we do, all swedes are attention whores

>>the tropical climate is lovely and makes you happier
>The truth: It makes you want to kill yourself because you're sweaty and disgusting all day. You need to take 4 baths per day to not smell terribly

Here in Sao Paulo is not Tropical, nigga

>Imagine being this illiterate

Finland doesn't have Väinö class nuclear warheads. Ilmari project never happened.

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The other ones you mentioned aren't true so it was easy to conufuse it.

Exactly. They're all lies. That's the point.

yeah, that's only true for the trash you sent here :-/

Are you the retard?
>Normal Swedes have nothing against Finns
True
>Norwegian and Danes are seen as brother people
True
>We aren't the best Nordic country
True
>Stockholm and Visby aren't the only noteworthy parts of this country
True
>We don't like the attention we get online
False

>Väinö class nuclear warheads
What the fuck

Read what op said. You're the retard here.

>Normal Swedes have nothing against Finns
This is not a lie
>We don't like the attention we get online
This is a lie

>unlike you ketles, we pots aren't actually black

foreigners dont know anything about finland

They're all lies. Read what op said, dumbfuck.

Read my post you kioskmongo
>Normal Swedes have nothing against Finns
>Norwegian and Danes are seen as brother people
>We aren't the best Nordic country
>Stockholm and Visby aren't the only noteworthy parts of this country
These aren't lies

They're all lies.

Ok, but you are very dishonest here. Not everyone lives in a favela.

>Mexipoo

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i dont live in a favela and all i see are fat cows in the streets. brazilians are simply ugly, friend

What do foreigners believe about my country ?

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That it sucks

Yes, you live in a favela and you are too poor to buy an AC. I see pretty and ugly people everytime here lel

Why it's so hard to understand you are just fucked?

middle eastern shithole filled with smelly arab savages who marry little children (the prophet married a 9 year old or something) and want to blow up the west.

Nope, i don't live in a favela and i'm not OP., but he's right about brazilians (especially women) being ugly, you simply have shit taste for facial aesthetics.

Why Jow Forums is full of favelados projecting their reality to the whole country? Stop being a lazy, work hard and leave your favela so you can match pretty girls from tinder.

Not OP and not the guy I quoted but I agree with them both. Sure we still have many beautiful girls, but the vast majority are fat, brown and disgusting, like the rest of Latrina America.

>tinder
kys retard

>That it sucks
Very true
>shithole
Alot of it is a shithole unironically
>smelly Arab savages
False
>marry little girl
False people oppose this
>want to blow up the west
False

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>False people oppose this
but its legal

Just because we are incels and unemployed me included, it doesn't mean we need to pretend this country doesn't have many attractive girls. It's ridiculous.

Not an incel (have a GF for 5 years), not unemployed (just got out of college, already working in IT), and yes, OP is kinda right, brazilian girls are overretade. A lot of them are really fat and over use makeup, it makes them look like clowns. The ones you see on TV are the 1% of qt girls.

Don't worry. Most of my flag brothers understand that already.

>but its legal
Unfortunately yes but people don't practice it thankfully.
Another disgusting law is a law that allows you to marry the women you raped I don't know why this law exist ! But people don't practice it.

Still this is very sad I dislike this country current state

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So if I were to rape a child in Iraq....

we are not cute

By law you can marry her but realistically her family will kill you
Still I don't know if this law still exist

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Oh it still exist
equalitynow.org/iraq_stop_letting_rapists_go_free_repeal_article_398

would they kill me?
what if i rape someone in your family?
would you kill me?

why, fucking why would you do this shit to your own women? don't you guys have mothers, sisters, female friends etc etc? islamic law it reads as if it was literally made by an incel lmaao

>would they kill me?
Depends on people but the law is basically you can escape punishment if you marry her if she rejected then you will be punished
>what if i rape someone in your family
I will stop you ofc
>would you kill me
Sweety ofc NO I don't believe in violence and can't into violence
I know that you are good person from inside you aren't going to rape anyone
T. Follow incel

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Actually this law was made by Britain the state maintained it sadly it is not Islamic though

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> if she rejected then you will be punished
what the fuck she has the right to reject me???
>I will stop you ofc
ÿou can not
>Sweety ofc NO I don't believe in violence and can't into violence
>I know that you are good person from inside you aren't going to rape anyone
>T. Follow incel
based. I love you too. I hope you can be happy in life. I love you bro.

>what the fuck she has the right to reject me???
She can as far as I know
>based. I love you too. I hope you can be happy in life. I love you bro.
I love you too my dear Finnish fern and thanks

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Blow it out your ass heebaroni

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I don't care what you say i'd eat their asses and the hot brazilian ones aswell

You know our government recognise these marriages. So if you marry her quickly and bounce here, she's yours.
I dont know why we suck this badly.

Dude I lived there for a long time and believe me it IS a fucking shithole. You have to be retarded not to see it.

do they decapitate people on the street?

How to get a Brazilian qt?

God, I wish that were me...

Yes you did

pic related sums it up pretty well

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About 3/4 of Colombians don't live in tropical weather despite being located in the tropics.

This is because most people live at altitude in the mountains where the weather is more temperate.

It exists because it's in the Qur'an and the prophet (pbuh) ordered it.

>Only women in prague do porn.
So like 80% of all czech women?