A game of realism
Pick a nation
Pick a trip
Read the rules (Don't do this one)
Starting at five players
A game of realism
Pick a nation
Pick a trip
Read the rules (Don't do this one)
Starting at five players
Britain
Four more to start
Germany
Iran
Three more
French Republic! Viva la France!
Sweden
Two more
Just changing trip.
Greece
Roll
rape Belgium
Austria Hungary
Can I roll the first turn?
You may roll
rape albania and bulgaria
The Shia faith must take the ancient capital of Baghdad
KILL THE GERMANS
Yee
Rape Montenegro and SHQIP BVLLS
Invade Norway and take its victory point secure the sea route to Denmark.
You want a nap?
Oh yeah forgot, am +2
Claim Russia.
Invade Ottomans.
You gonna roll?
Yep we are cool I just want the g*Rmans dead also added bonus
If you aren't happy with your roll, be sure to reply angrily
Nothing better than seeing a dead kraut
woops added the bonus after the tripcode like a mongoloid
denmark.
counterattack France
Annex the Swede take his victory point.
Continue killing g*Rman scum
Also add nap with britain
CLAIM SPAIN! ATTACK PORTUGAL!
Seize Istanbul (soon to be Constantinople) and fill in the rest of Anatolia.
Strike north, hit the Russians with everything we have, aiming for that caucuses city.
Annex Serbia and Romania by taking their capitals, then if there are any spills take Italy's black city and if there are any spills, take Rome from the sea route
>1 for a second time
Angry reply
Counting dubs as pali
Based and sisterfuckingpilled.
Turn 3
Cheeky
FRENCH BVLL WILL SHIT ON KRAUT SCUM
Can i be Russia?
First priority is to defend the Caucuses, if there is spillover attack the Levant.
Take Sweden last city (Also i should already have all of Norway thanks to holding its 1 city.
Any spill goes to taking Finland
You may roll for the Revolution. Dubs or above gets it
Counterattack Persians
Annex the capital of Romania and Romania itself, then take the black city of Italy by land and Rome by the sea, if good roll then march down south Italy towards Tripoli in Libya
I explicitly told you not to read the rules
Lmao nah i'll take Italy, don't want to Jinx the Russian player
Thank you
attack Britain
You may roll
Actually I'd appreciate it if you did.
My Russian friend, would you be interested in introducing a friendship between our empires
Please roll
Does g*Rmany capitulate when I take berlin?
Meh... Not cool to take someone's country when you just join... Guess i'll take on Faggot Austr*a.
GIVE TYROL, TRIESTE AND THE BALKANS
Of course.
Yes. You are very close.
Please roll
Wonderful
counterattack
Based. Alliance?
Thank you
Of course. 1915 All over again! Fuck the Kr*ts subhumans
Pardon me but you didn't count my roll
For what it's worth, how about an anti-R*ssian alliance?
Corrected. It's because of the flag you're posting with.
It's ugly
Secure Danzig through my little sea route, use spill to invade Spain through Gibraltar
Retake caucasus, push to Tehran
Take Zagreb
who are you?
Make love, not war...
Based. Advance towards Berlin.
Here is how I want g*Rmany partitioned
Pink-Polish Republic, based polish are loyal to the French for liberating them from the g*Rman subhumans
Purple-The Transsexual Kingdom of b*Varia. Where all gays and fags of europe get deported
Black-The HUMILIATED republic of g*Rmany. In this, the g*rmans are so humiliated and their spirits are so crushed, they have no choice but to be slaves to the FRENCH BVLLS. g*Rman men are castrated and work as slaves for France, and we have access to their women.
Invade Rome by the sea and destroy Italy
Rude
RVSSIA aka BYZANTIVM let's get Greece in on the Empire
I propose a formal union
Oof
Lmao i'm screwed
you said Europe as it should be but I dont see endless firebombs going off over Germany
Forgot trip
FUCK T*RKS AND FUCK MUSLIMS
Strike at the Russians with all out might, aiming for Ankara.
I'm retarded.
Yep I’m out, everyone is ganking me.
The last of the Trojan race are defeated; Priam's ghost weeps unhappily.
Germany is about to fall, you may join as them and prevent their defeat.
don't worry brother the g*Rmans will be humiliated so thoroughly that they will be wishing they were bombs. in the HUMILIATED form of g*Rmany they will be tortured and researched on for makign scientific advancements to the superior FRENCH BVLL
why Vicky 2 map is so perfect?
RUSH BERLIN, WE WILL FINALLY END THIS UGLY COUNTRY THEY WILL BE OUR SLAVES LOLOLOLOLOL
1. Defend Caucases
2. Clear up that border gore
3. Head for Ankara
Make a push for St Petersburg from Danzig. trying to get those 3 cities standing in the way. any spill goes to taking more of spain
I can help ya out in any front you want, just tell me where
Take Sofia and Tirana, annexing Albania and Bulgaria, then start filling Greece
Still want to play as Russia?
Game is drawing to an early close.
Spain has disappeared, as has Russia.
Daaaaamn. Good bye y'all. France, Avenge US!
Looks like a new Frankish Empire. Based asf
Get to St Petersburg then Moscow, spills for Spain
Britain never replied to me, I'm taking Cyprus.
Mad dash to paris
Do I get a +4 bonus for having 10 victory points?
also rolling to attack Austria Hungary
Turn 7
Defend Vienna from invasion and capture Paris
Eat up the rest of Turkey, capturing Byzantium and Ankara.