Reminder that the American passport is the most A E S T H E T I C while Yuro passports look like they've been soaked in period blood
Reminder that the American passport is the most A E S T H E T I C while Yuro...
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North America and Europe are irrelevant shitholes full of autistics and violent retards.
Australia is the cutest.
stfu dumbass all passports are based
Wat mean when passport is blue?
didn't know italy was gommunist
lol the Australian one looks cute tbqh
Strongest passport ITT coming through.
yeah because you're too irrelevant to be hated
American passport is the most A E S T H E T I C
You mean Portugal?
move aside, peasants.
Andorra is the most aesthetic. No gobly gook just a clean design
sh-shut up! uwu
Seethe. You don't see any actual irrelevant nations rank high in visa-free destinations. Admit it, Finland and Finns are just desireable and everyone wants a piece of this to set foot on their soil.
Brasil pass port is best
Red peasants seethe
i handled passports and instructed foreigners all day everyday for work for a couple years, did you know asian passports use filters? thse girls would show up for a test and their identification (which was important for the job) just never looked like them. korean and japanese passports have literal photoshop and face shape/makeup filters on them. just sayin, look it up. never seen such an insecure peoples
Japan and Singapore are the strongest.
The only advantage Finland has to the US passport is visa free access to Pakistan, Uzbekistan, Vietnam, Venezuela, Iran, and Turkey
It doesn't have visa free access to the Central African Republic and Equatorial Guinea.
huh, I wonder why
Kazakhstan's is nice
I'm okay with the cunts we can get into with a BR passport.
We can go to Europe AND Russia. I don't need anything more in life.
it's an objectively weak passport though
Green: only relevant countries in the world
pretty accurate not gonna lie
cringe comment bro
It's not outdated, it's from a reputable source that is used by actual news outlets, unlike yours which is missing a bunch of places
literally who gives a shit about this trivial nonsense
Same country three times. We already can get into the UK.
passport cover colour = much importance
actual travel destinations of passport = trivial nonsense
I thought it was UAE though.
Every passport without free visa to USA AND Russia are worthless
nice, anything lesser than that are obviously pissrael cocksucker.
Period blood can be all kinds of colours.
Why would you want to enter Russia?
Turkish passport is best
USA AND Russia
No one in the US knows what a Finland is outside of this board and college geography classrooms
I like Mexico's.
I actually chuckled
most based passport
If your cunt's passport doesn't have an eagle on it your country is irrelevant shithole
you don't even have lions lmao
New Zealand passport
The most aesthetic
Above? Above what? Those shitheads actually think they’re better than us.
t. irrelevant shithole
Looks like a notebook used in some hospital.
Russia is anything but irrelevant
don't have 2 passports
They all look the same except Portugals which is really nice.
*blocks your path*
The first time i saw a real life italian passport I really thought it was a souvenir gift, they look so bad.
French passport is most aesthetic, although Vatican city has potential
I don't have one because I don't need one to travel to the best countries
The best countries are the ones furthest away
the state of american education
Spain and Mexico have cool passports not gonna lie.
Mine is soaked in the blood of AMERIMUTTS
we can visit China without visa.
A fucking kangaroo and an emu
Are you implying this isn't kino?
for me it's bhutan
Holy shit there is too much text on ourd
lebanon is also very aesthetic
his identity is based on a cuckstamp granted by a (((political entity)))
do europoors really do this?
Who the fuck chose this gay design?
a fucking croissant
based Oman too, very warlike.
horrible 2bh my friend
if your passport has one or more of these it's automatically a plet tier design:
gay asymmetrical designs
a map of the country
now this is a top tier design
Bro that’s your old passport which is ok
Your new one is shit tier
Can my goverment not embarass my country for 5 minutes?
Your passports are based frens
ukraine coming through with a based minimalistic design and sci fi coat of arms.
I like the Italian one too, it's not the best of the best but at least it doesn't have birds or clusterfucks on it, and it's symmetrical.
Sweden has good heraldry, I'm sorry they decided to put that sim city shit instead.
Wow i love it
Why would anyone ever want to go to Russia?
It's okey, just looked at my passport and saw that the gold was coming off so soon i will just have a blank passport.
based, you can be like Vatican City
right? it's aesthetic as hell
Very elegant, indeed
Means you use it bro
I wish I had more stamps on mine :(
imagine how redpilled you have to be to put an alligator and a shark on your passport.
We should have this symbol instead
Can't you go to the neighbouring countries?
I have 2 and a half passports.
most definitely yes
what da fug
I don't need my passport to travel in Europe. I have no money for traveling anyway, out of Europe gets more expensive lol
Which? And how?
absolute shit taste
swedish passports look amazing
I remember all the Americans Ive seen at the airport always had old rundown passports. I was like the fuck.
Shouldn't it be Пacпиpт in hohlo speak?
me too but it expired
They last 10 years and if you travel a lot they get worn
It looks like a joke
it doesn't look like other passport therefore bad
putting an AK on your flag and Passport
I'm thinking bravo Mozambique
dude a street
nah, there's a many examples of unusual passports that actually look good ITT
Would you like a fucking 8bit game on your passport? I would rather have something serious.
argie sun be like "herd u were talking shit"
It's just an isometric view of a city, I guess it lacks some kind of a landmark to distinguish it from any other yuro coast or whatever but it looks pretty cool otherwise.
Also, it's not you use it all that much if at all so calm your tits bruv.
Who needs a passport when I can travel to all safe holiday destinations using my EU ID card only?
underwhelming for gommie passport
worst korea looks better
what if you want to travel to the Carib?
Found some older editions, sweden wasn't always retarded.
Why would I want to visit niggers and tropical storms?
Why are the Canadian and British passports so autistically overdesigned
Yay or nay?
we don't have a star of david on them tho
for me it's yikes
pretty good and noce proprotions and imagery size
A proper book she was.
Union Ewropea uwu :333
wtf i hate malta now
owo what's this
One is used like an ID card, right?
that goofy way that emu is drawn
There are enough European territories in the carribean.
We need visa for Vietnam andso does this proxyguy for China.
It's to show the world that the aussies couldn't defeat some birds.
i know that, but I wasn’t sure if they still follow EU customs rules or not
Uk - birth
African cunt - parent
Asian cunt (more of a jus sanguinis lifetime visa but it looks like a passport) - through grandparent
that's just a jewish symbol tho
budget graphic designer edition
did it win a school competition?
It just screams ISLAM
bland and boring
I like the plain look of it, but it does look like some red cross notebook.
crammed full of lions and unicorns
nice meme passport.
Some do, but not all of them.
his national motto is in french
Fucking cucks, we own you
Who the fuck cares about the color of a passport?
A fucking tree
A fucking based cedar tree
Jow Forums cares
where do you think you are?
I like how the america one says PASSPORT on it really big for dumdum americans so they know what it is, instead of just putting the country big at the top for customs.
Technically it's the motto of the House of Orange, of which the Lordship ended up with William the Silent by means of noble hereditary shenanigans.. So 'we' own IT, so to speak.. I kind of like it.
Btw, the very first king of the Netherlands was also French.. Louis Bonaparte, much to the annoyance of his brother, turned out to be quite a good king for the Netherlands, and a pretty shitty vassal for the French Republic.
They're literally Brexiting because they want blue passports back.
Making up for the fact that their empire is no more
Making up for the fact that they have never been relevant
The modern "trident" symbol was adopted as the coat of arms of the Ukrainian People's Republic in February 1918. The design has precedents in seals of the Kievan Rus'. The first known archeological and historical evidence of this symbol can be found on the seals of the Rurik dynasty. It was stamped on the gold and silver coins issued by Prince Volodymyr the Great (980–1015), who might have inherited the symbol from his ancestors (such as Svyatoslav I Igorevich) as a dynastic coat of arms, and he passed it on to his sons, Svyatopolk I (1015–19) and Yaroslav the Wise (1019–54).
Most historians agree that the medieval symbol was not intended as depicting a trident, but rather, was a symbol of the Holy Trinity; it also was most likely a stylized falcon. Depictions of a flying falcon with a Christian cross above its head have been found in Old Ladoga, the first seat of the Kievan Rurik dynasty, of Scandinavian lineage. Such a falcon, along with a cross are also featured on the coins of Olaf Guthfrithsson, a Viking king of Dublin and Northumbria. Falconry for centuries has been a royal sport in Europe. The gyrfalcon (known also as Norwegian falcon) was considered a royal bird and is mentioned (ukr.: кpeчeт) in one of the earliest epics of Ruthenia, the 12th century poem The Tale of Ihor's Campaign.
what's the santa hat on the pole mean?
Both right human forearms represent the union of all towns into the United Provinces of River Plate. The red cap is an older symbol for liberty, and the pike demonstrates the purpose of holding it even when fighting.
The Phrygian cap or liberty cap is a soft conical cap with the apex bent over, associated in antiquity with several peoples in Eastern Europe and Anatolia, including Phrygia, Dacia, and the Balkans. During the French Revolution it came to signify freedom and the pursuit of liberty, although Phrygian caps did not originally function as liberty caps. The original cap of liberty was the Roman pileus, the felt cap of manumitted (emancipated) slaves of ancient Rome, which was an attribute of Libertas, the Roman goddess of liberty. In the 16th century, the Roman iconography of liberty was revived in emblem books and numismatic handbooks where the figure of Libertas is usually depicted with a pileus. The most extensive use of a headgear as a symbol of freedom in the first two centuries after the revival of the Roman iconography was made in the Netherlands, where the cap of liberty was adopted in the form of a contemporary hat. In the 18th century, the traditional liberty cap was widely used in English prints and from 1789 on in French prints, too; but it was not until the early 1790s, that the French cap of liberty was regularly used in the Phrygian form.
even if it has a nice meaning it kinda looks stupid imho.
well, Jow Forums?
Flightless Animal Tier:
Oh shit I didn't expect it to be red too. literal santa hat.
if you would only carry it when you come to Mexico
it is extremely silly.
Does any cunt have fun colour passports like purple or yellow?
Burgundy passports that look purple under certain lighting like Chinese don't count.
all the pretentious retards putting the full name of their countries as if anyone gave a fuck
meanwhile we just put ESPAÑA in big bold letters, because that's what it matters
It's a phrygian hat you twat
If your passport is in more than one language
yes, I'm the Mexico from Europe, how could you tell?
sup bro, I heard you like to read
having a language other than your own on the passport
having "puto" written on your passport
literal garden gnome hat. How can you expect anyone to take you seriously?
have sex zhang
So boring, why no oranges or yellows or florescent pink?
ethipoia is purple
Lies. It's burgundy.
Also the squashed star pisses me off so much, why not make it radially symmetrical?
Uganda has a pretty amazing passport.
absolutely putrid font, jesus christ.
jambo my friend, would you take 10 minutes to read my passport?
napoleon cucked us of our empire and gave us the shitty brother as a king
fuck fr*nce and fuck pepe botella
A much nicer bird drawing than Australia
Two languages on passport in big ugly font
Neither are native languages
Sort yourselves out Africa. At least Ethiopia's on the right path with their squiggles.
Nice and simple
I agree, squiggles are nice.
mongolia wins in that category
is that a cock going into a hole? hot
get your penis checked
i cant find it anymore
US and UK can only go to Iran as part of an official tour while pretty much everyone else can travel about themselves. Bit of a pain in the arse as I'd like to go but don't want some shit tour.
but based Ed March (a brit) did Iran by motorcycle
I think they only changed the rules a few years ago, plus a lot of Brits qualify for Irish passports.
G7=relevant, bros. if anything you should be laughing about how i included australia.
Your new one is shit tier
The one with the Crux constellation? That's from 2015. They changed it back to the old design with the coat of arms this year.
It's too bad they don't say "Valid to any country except Germany" anymore
Sigh what coulda bean
No one wants to go to America. They literally require you to hand over all your social media accounts and show the contents of your phone. If they assume I'm a terrorist just because they want to visit your country I'm out. Doubt they have much to see if they struggle getting any other kinds of visitors.
Ethiopia is fake and gay. It needs its monarchy back
Uganda also has a BIG BLACK COCK on its flag
The most relevant countries
lol the American passport's stars make up a Star of David
they LARPed it up pretty hard with the "being an actual State" meme, didn't they?
Why is there a lion of St Mark on a papal passport?
I think that passport is old as fuck, that appears to be Pope John XXIII's armorial.
He had been Patriarch of Venice so he had it in his personal armorial.
Every Pope has its own personal armorial so either the current Vatican passports have Bergoglio's armorial on them or they have stopped at John XXIII's one (died 1963)
this is Bergoglio's armorial btw
a fucking pinecone
Post the interior of your cunt's passport.
I love it
What the fuck is Portugals lmao a fucking branch
just woke up and can't believe this thread is still up la
Looks like a notebook the Red Cross would hand out as swag at a conference.
It would be cool without the leaves
The one on the right is just an internal thing, it looks like. Not an actual passport
Did Sauron forge that in the pits of Mount Doom?
a fucking emu
Why is passport in 3 difference languages with only one letter difference? Even if it was just PASZPORT, everybody would know what it means
designed by Tim Buckley
I, too, would like to be kidnapped and beheaded by the IRGC.
What’s with shitaly having a commie passport?
we spit on your capitalism stupid Americanski pig.
we're coming for you, brothers
arr rook same
why is it white?
He is gray, this was previously given out to all Russians who remained in Estonia after the collapse of the USSR
don't have 3 passports
I don't even know why I spent money on getting all of them, I only use the spanish one.
Have sex you incel freak
You retards do realize that the Red Cross comes from the Swiss flag right?
The Chad black passport
not a fan of the random lines
the state of Kenya
The chad black one
what did Kenya mean by that?
Harambee is a Kenyan tradition of community self-help events, e.g. fundraising or development activities. Harambee literally means "all pull together" in Swahili, and is also the official motto of Kenya and appears on its coat of arms.
It's not a bad coat of arms, but it's ruined on that passport
It's a crane, not a cock.
the chicken holding an axe is pretty funny to be completely honest
r8 our new passports
Norway has too much time on its hands.
Yes yes...very good...very good...HOWEVER
Do you get to pick which colour you want?
tfw have one of the most powerful combinations of passport
Feels good man.
Eagles are the shit.
Cheap school notebook/10
looks like my gf's agenda
Nope. The blue is for diplomats and the white is for immigrants.