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Since your 4th July "Military parade" was a shitty ripoff, just watch ours. You will see how we do it in Europe.

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Military parades are only done by poor contries to flex their power. When was the last time you saw a military parade in England or in Germany?

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Somebody get Germany and Russia in here, they can get in on this too.

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1989

>Bundeswehr
>Army

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a crumbling communist regime felxes to hold onto power, btw the last one was in 85, not 89.

lol

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britain doesn't have a relevant army anymore, germany has close to nothing. i wonder why they don't parade to show off how miserable they became

>German Army
>sometimes bombs ISIS
>French Army
>????
Last time I heard about the French military was some CAR civilar that your people couldn't stop. Also this has nothing to do with the cringe parades.

Why do you Eastern Europeans always talk about Germany, there are a lot of countries you know.

Oh I forgot, you are the colonies of Germany, you are their Maghreb and Africa, that's why you should had never be allowed in the EU.

and yet you lose every world war

HAHAHAHHA GREATEST ALLY MY ASS YOU FUCKING CUNT

apparently they're currently destroying Mali and want us to join them, because they cant handle a few nogs with AKs.

well you should read the news sometimes and not from a complotist website.

Drumpf’s parade DID suck though and we don’t need it. Our parade is having military bases in every country except Russia and China (ho we surround). The parade was a stupid non-American idea

we won the 2 of them nigger, you should know since this is the only things you learn in history class

Germany is the economical and political leader of Europe. It's only natural that one should one to emulate their behaviour.

>Imagine being a wehrboo, and loving a country that considered you as much of Subhumans as Soviets and considered UK and France more worthy than you

France in 45

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>american education

This picture is lacking muslims gunning down those cops with Aks...

Inaccurate!

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>emulate their behaviour.
hmmm

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french parades

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take this, its better.

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>He thinks I'm a H*n lover
>He thinks I'm talking about the Bolshviks

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US Parades

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Based

nobody gives a fuck about what's going on south or north of the states

This sounds incredibly dubbed. Needs proofs for that one

Yurope is one big, fag filled, useless country,

change my mind.

Lol, praise be to alah or whatever you french fags say now

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>country

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Its not...
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Skip to 0:20 to hear a member of the opposition quote him in the house of commons...
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you got invaded twice America the russia and britian beat Germany TWICE

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Wrong, Bongs Parade their troops back to the Barracks After foreign deployment. Cool as fuck, also changing of the guard and moving of the crown jewels.

USA itself is a shitty ripoff of Europe already

Dying for Israel by being a US "proxy army" doesn't make you an army kek

Polytechnique marching...republican boner...

You didnt do much in WW1 except selli g weapons, the French performed well there.

why would i change your mind ? think whataver you wish, like i told you we don't give a single fuck what hapmens north or south of the states.

Nah 1989 was 40th anniversary
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fine whatever but france still sucks

you mean you beated the ennemies for our sake ? like the brits with napoleon ?

>White House
You doing this on purpose Pierre?

I swear any polytechnician makes you automatically a CHAD or STACY

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You'll care... Soon enough

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Isn't Washington DC the fucking US capital you retard?

why tho ? because you're a retarded redneck and need to conform in its behaviour to feel any kind of relevance on those boards ? what a npc cuck.

That's the capitol building, not the white house.

based

Are you somehow retarded or just don't know what is the difference between Hungary and East Germany?

why should I lmao

Your pic is clearly the Capitol building and you call it the white house....

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too many climate change globalists, immagrents, socialists, fags, and lazy entitled cunts.

implying there's a difference

imagine the smell

oh i see you take your informations from fox news you jew'd retard lmao

You suck in wars which is what this thread is about other than that you're fine

>wow those rich kids are so based!
Most of them are just a bunch of weaklings, no wonder so much of them either quit or kill themselves during their military service lmao

>parades in Europe and US
Lmao

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you got a problem with that you fag or what, I'm a fucking American patriot first and foremost.

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oh no no no no no

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>you suck at war
how so ? why would you parrot a stupid inaccurate propaganda ? are you unironically stupid because lol it's le so funny, bants dab ?

why is this frenchie so angry calm down

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i also I don't like france because they brought about the enlightenment and individualism which is why the west sucks

No this thread was about how you can't military parade while Trump CLEARLY did it 10 days ago to copy us. You were the one to derail the thread with your fucking wehraboo autism. Also France made your country independent from the Anglos so put some respect on your creator you fucking faggot.

>muh rich kids
You know it's not like American colleges right?
There is no entry fee, just the mother of all competitive exams.

you're a stupid american yeah lmao, you are so easily manipulated that's funny but sad to see.

you did fine when we fought with horses and canons but you have nothing today probably because you were too busy with your colonies

Wir sind Deutsch, jetzt!

retard france has the largest military in europe and they have an excellent military history with the exception of WW2.

the west suck because the anglos brought modern slavery that is destroying earth little by little.

and what has independent brought America independent was clearly a mistake

>this thread
cringe and yikes

>he would unironically bow down the far away granny instead
what a fucking cuck lmao

> largest military in the world
what about Russia

>Stoopeed American!

Stinky frenchman is so mad be became a stereotype

At this point this is clearly bait.

(You)

>counts every victory against some minor german state consisting of two villages and a dog as "major powers"
Lmao

>mfw the only reason France can have military parades is because the U.S. liberated it
>not just once but TWICE

freedom isn't free, frog

>There is no entry fee
Yes but there is for Ginette. And if you are not in Ginette, your chances of getting into it are basically 0.
>but muh LLG and H4 are free!
Yeah but it's not like non-rich people can easily get in either.

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go to sleep you drunk faggot

Not Europe.

yay i get to die for Israel instead, i feel so lucky.

because all american are cunts and our mortal enemies

Seething.

US = Nerds!
Euros = cool guys!

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but that's the case, i know you anglos have problems expressing yourselves without hiding your true feelings behind cringe bants.

You're full of shit. (literally)

most of russias pop. is in Europe

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>General de Gaulle, on his own testimony, has never said that he wanted to see Britain enter into the Common Market stripped naked.
At the start of his press conference at the Elysée Palace, he was asked whether he had made that remark so often attributed to him. He denied it. For a beautiful creature, he said, nakedness was natural enough: for those around her, it was satisfying enough. "But I have never said that about England."

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That's your own fault for giving them money in the first place. Nobody is asking that. You're doing it on purpose lmao

and what does that have to do with france ? blame the britons or yourself.

Most of Russia territory is in Asia

the reason isreal has power in the American government is because they donate and influence our elections for the presidency if we were still under the monarchy there wouldn't be any elections

yes but its mostly forest and 80%+ of the pop. is ethnic European

You know that if you had a chance, you would any of those pussies in that pic.