Someone PLEASE just fucking nuke us. We need to be put out of our misery. Anyone from the middle East? Iran? Pakistan? North Korea? PLEASE. Just fucking end us.
Here’s your new James Bond bro
Gabriel Nelson
Jaxon Campbell
wait what? Source?
Nolan Green
Chase Bailey
Will it be MonKeyNo?
Landon Brooks
Wait, people still watch James Bond?
Parker Reed
moneypenny will be a shy introverted british boy who's taken advantage by her?
Daniel Anderson
That's Moneypenny innit
Elijah Garcia
based britain absolutely SMASHING the patriarchy
Kayden Gonzalez
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!
Carson Hernandez
hahahaha jesus fuck
Josiah Jackson
Apparently no. That's 007
Jaxson Morris
that's Goldeneye innit
Adam Morgan
Idris Elba is still the perfect choice for bond
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Brayden Sullivan
DOdooDoDooo dudooodooo doododododoooo
Parker Martin
it should by the book, the easiest and most satisfactory way to sidestep this silly issue was to introduce the new female or non-white as a different agent 009, oldish bond commenting something to the tune of 'fucking diversity policies these days', then the character has to prove her/himself across the movie
Easton Collins
Looks like a homo erectus
Anthony Hernandez
not surprising, as """she""" can only make homos erect.
Cameron Stewart
look pretty peng to me, fine bird if u ask me la
Camden Butler
she looks like a man in a dress.
Then again most brits do.
Xavier Sullivan
bet she got a nice fanny and a luvley arse
Cooper Miller
Who cares. 007 is long dead and they can't ruin the old ones.
Gabriel Hughes
Why is it always the ugly ones?
Isaac Watson
That's nice, she was pretty cute in Cap Marvel
Nicholas Harris
Next James Bond should be played by Riz Ahmed change my mind
Ryan Baker
Diversity = black swap
Jose Howard
>stop hitting yourself Nigel!
I can't wait until Q gives her a fancy digital watch and a spear for her missions
Robert Richardson
>Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007 and tries his usual seduction tricks, but is baffled when they don’t work on a brilliant, young black woman who basically rolls her eyes at him and has no interest in jumping into his bed.
>This is a Bond for the modern era who will appeal to a younger generation while sticking true to what we all expect in a Bond film.
>There are spectacular chase sequences and fights, and Bond is still Bond but he’s having to learn to deal with the world of #MeToo.
Connor Reyes
Jason Lewis
hot
Samuel Anderson
>Bond is still Bond but he’s having to learn to deal with the world of #MeToo.
exciting stuff
Ayden Flores
I hope that's the cringiest thing I will read today.
Chase Jackson
>not Idris Elba
dropped
Angel James
fugg
Adam Moore
Bond was old and tired anyway. Its death is just being fast-tracked, and now they'll blame its death on "racists" and "sexists" for not liking the new bond.