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Henry Thomas
Henry Thomas

1. Your cunt.
2. Where you taught how evil the danes really are in school?

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Jack Howard
Jack Howard

I was taught your kind is haram

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Luke Jones
Luke Jones

Did you know that Danes have little pink tails? It's true.

James Sanchez
James Sanchez

Trust a Dane feel the pain

Camden Scott
Camden Scott

No

David Martin
David Martin

sorry i confused your flag for the danish one OP.
i can't imagine how offended you feel right now.

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Easton Cooper
Easton Cooper

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Ayden Diaz
Ayden Diaz

There actually is a county in Norway named Haram

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Adrian Young
Adrian Young

I don't know shit about Danes desu

Jason Collins
Jason Collins

Sweden
Yes, but we beat them and took all the lands and removed all danes.

Camden Brown
Camden Brown

excuse me but you have a danish flag on your flag

Colton Roberts
Colton Roberts

They are based and killed St*ckholmoids.

Parker Reyes
Parker Reyes

No, we are only aware of the vile Swedish.

Caleb Adams
Caleb Adams

Yes
Trust a Dane, feel the pain

Liam Gray
Liam Gray

Danes is like that first boss in the starting area of a game
Russia is the max level boss where even if you beat it, you still lose to it because of the plot

Christopher Gutierrez
Christopher Gutierrez

Danes aren't really mentioned much at school or anywhere. Is there anything interesting about them?

Samuel Peterson
Samuel Peterson

I'm not even sure where Denmark is and you ask me if i taught something about them in school.

Eli Clark
Eli Clark

If i recall correctly the only mentions they had in my books were getting cucked by nazi germany and attacking germany in the 30 years war.

Josiah Campbell
Josiah Campbell

Not really apart from teaching us that swedes fought against them a lot and i guess some finns too.

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David Richardson
David Richardson

no

Brayden Price
Brayden Price

anyone who fights the sw*Doids simply cannot be evil

Aiden Evans
Aiden Evans

I don't think i've ever heard of Denmark in a history lesson
Just a brief mention in the geography class
Same for Norway desu

Noah Gray
Noah Gray

t. Snopphane

Blake Sanchez
Blake Sanchez

they get a mention when talking about barbarian invasions of the early middle ages together with the saracens

Cooper Peterson
Cooper Peterson

Those are just referred to as normans
Now that i think about it, Norway got a brief mention in high school for getting invaded in ww2
But i don't think i've ever heard the word Denmark in a history class

Camden Howard
Camden Howard

no I mean the vikings. Plus some parts of the 30 years war and the time Prussia annexed Holstein

Jordan Price
Jordan Price

30 years war
Ah yes that's right, Denmark was mentioned during that

James Campbell
James Campbell

yes, they killed Carolus Rex and started the unification of germany by wanting to invade north germany twice

Jayden Ward
Jayden Ward

Why are there no danes on Jow Forums? Are they too normie?

Ryder Reed
Ryder Reed

We're getting laid with swedish girls who love the BDC

Evan Foster
Evan Foster

tell me about giske. what happens here?

Eli Smith
Eli Smith

no theres plenty in the general

Charles Foster
Charles Foster

My dad is from Ireland, and he said when growing up someone mentioning the Danes triggered some sort of innate PTSD even though it had been centuries since the Vikings were around.

Leo Wright
Leo Wright

I knew about the centuries of Danish domination in Norway, and I'd also read about Denmark's overseas colonial ambitions (Greenland, Iceland, the Faroe Islands, the Virgin Islands, etc.), but that was all stuff I read about on my spare time, not stuff that appeared in school history books.
I've read a lot more about the Swedish Empire than I have about the Danish Empire (again, neither of which appeared in history books I had to read for class - if I'd only based my knowledge of world history on what I'd seen in History class, I'd probably believe that civilization started in Mesopotamia, moved onto Egypt, the Greeks came up with tons of important stuff, which the Romans took, who also conquered much of Europe, and then the Middle Ages came, nothing interesting happened till Christoper Columbus sailed to the Americas and discovered some islands on the Caribbean, followed by which Spain and England/Great Britain/the UK fought for control of the seas, the first of their colonies to become independent being America, after which there was a revolution in France, which led to the independence wars in Latin America, which made people in Latin America & Africa be harshly exploited for some reason).

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

We literally only learnt about Kanute, 30 years of protestant chimp out, Schleiswig war

James Adams
James Adams

No, but we should have been taught about how they cucked Anglos for centuries.

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Brandon Barnes
Brandon Barnes

fishing probably

Logan Evans
Logan Evans

Denmark was not mentioned in history books. It's too irrelevant.

Juan Morris
Juan Morris

This. This guy happens there.

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Adrian Roberts
Adrian Roberts

In America we're just told Denmark exists and cheese danishes.

Xavier Perez
Xavier Perez

30 years of protestant chimp out
gods we were strong back then

Jayden Nguyen
Jayden Nguyen

Is it true that modern norwegian is just a spin-off of danish, while real norwegian died out and was similar to icelandic/faroese?

Elijah James
Elijah James

Yes

Jace Hill
Jace Hill

lol aren't you guys from Scandinavia all the same anyway?
That would be like a bavarian hating a kraut from Saxony

Benjamin Walker
Benjamin Walker

Yes they stole some of our land

David Flores
David Flores

centuries

funny that you say that because if I remember right, Denmark had a deal with Russia to come help them in case we went to war with Prussia and nothing came of that

Juan Scott
Juan Scott

They are the nation that you beat and took the Schleswig

Joseph Baker
Joseph Baker

American tier post

John Morgan
John Morgan

I was taught they cucked angl*ids which is pretty based

Jaxson Allen
Jaxson Allen

mad because he's right

Julian Perez
Julian Perez

I mean, he’s right.

Dominic Smith
Dominic Smith

If I was in a room with Hitler, Stalin and a d*ne and had a gun with 3 shots I'd download the clip on the d*ne .

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Ian Green
Ian Green

We were taught everything about danish war crimes and how we kicked them out of Scandinavia.

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Jeremiah Hughes
Jeremiah Hughes

No, but i read Vinland Saga and Danes were the coolest vikings.

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Nathaniel Fisher
Nathaniel Fisher

Denmark fought for the protestants at the beginning of the 30 year war, but loat hard. Then later after sweden joined in they tried to side with the catholics in order to weaken sweden, but lost again.

Luis Reyes
Luis Reyes

Yes. The turncoats of Scandinavia.

Adam Carter
Adam Carter

What's the infrastructure like in areas like that that are just a bunch of islands?
Are they all populated?

Justin Hall
Justin Hall

good choice, mexican.
if you decided to shoot comrade Stalin I would personally hang you with your own bowels

Brody Cook
Brody Cook

Danelaw, got kicked out, and then invaded again.
Skane is Danish.

Thomas Hall
Thomas Hall

We were taught that they were garbage at war.

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William Martin
William Martin

Danes are cool.

Robert Harris
Robert Harris

almost all the islands are inhabited yes. There are undesea tunnels and bridges connecting them also alot of ferries.

you can see for yourself on streetview: google.no/maps/@62.5081027,6.1262749,11z?hl=en

Henry Gonzalez
Henry Gonzalez

there is literally a saying in the Russian language about how bad Swedes at war

Xavier Davis
Xavier Davis

We were objectively not bad though. Especially with how small we were compared to the other European powers. Danes were literally just plain awful most of the time.

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Logan Perez
Logan Perez

Trust a Brit, eat shit.

Anthony Perez
Anthony Perez

Chicken isn`t bird,
Sweden isn`t nord?

Cooper Walker
Cooper Walker

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Carson Gray
Carson Gray

No one cares about danish history enough to teach/learn it.

Kayden Fisher
Kayden Fisher

Yes and now we larp like it's always been our language

Ryder Foster
Ryder Foster

Danes are not mentioned in our history except for maybe in context to vikings
But the majority of vikings in Ireland were from norway

Christopher Cook
Christopher Cook

That would be like a bavarian hating a kraut from Saxony
But that happens all the fucking time. Bavarians are stuck up cunts.

Nathan Collins
Nathan Collins

Why don’t you all use Nynorsk? It’s based compared to cuckmål.

Nathan Hall
Nathan Hall

Nynorsk is a shitty made up written language based heavily on the western dialects.

William Adams
William Adams

forever
we'll see sw*doid

Michael Johnson
Michael Johnson

Yes, the dialects pure of Danish tint. Also, landmål (which nynorsk is based on, as you know) is older than bokmål.

Nathaniel Moore
Nathaniel Moore

landsmål*

Brayden Watson
Brayden Watson

We were taught nothing about your country so no

Angel Rivera
Angel Rivera

Brave words for someone who is only used to fighting seals. Keep it up faggot and we'll see how long it will take until longboats litter your shores torching any puny fishing villages that you hold so dear.

From the ashes of your maple trees, Vinland will rise and join its nordic brothers as was rightfully decreed.

Jayden Foster
Jayden Foster

Chiri
I learned from Norwegians that they're pigs.

Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen

I do but it's because we have dane loving cucks like thisThey worship danish culture and language

Jaxson Bennett
Jaxson Bennett

Vinland was founded by Danish BVLLS, not sw*doids.

Nathaniel Wilson
Nathaniel Wilson

Im not a dane loving cuck but i don't believe creating a fake language is the answer. I'd rather we just learn old norse instead.

Alexander Lopez
Alexander Lopez

More the reasons you should be afraid, for you see. My family hailed from Blekinge.

Michael Green
Michael Green

Nynorsk was created before N. Danish which bokmål took influence from. If you want pure bokmål, you only need go south. Also, how is nynorsk a fake language? The whole point was to be as relatable to Norwegians as possible. I'd argue N. Danish is the fake language here but whatever.

Kayden Rogers
Kayden Rogers

Also, how is nynorsk a fake language?

If you brake it down its just the dialect from where Ivar Aasen was born and throwing in some absurd conjections just used to make his poems rhyme. Meaning all that grant money he just spent traveling around the country drinking and hooking up with farm girls.

Angel Sanchez
Angel Sanchez

Yes. still had to learn danish. know your enemy i guess.

Anthony Sanchez
Anthony Sanchez

Yeah I didn't expect a legitimate reason that actually justifies it because you have none. You just like it because you're used to writing in Danish.

Joshua Morales
Joshua Morales

based

Matthew Reed
Matthew Reed

nice one Texas..

Tyler Moore
Tyler Moore

yes slave traders and colonists

Dominic Parker
Dominic Parker

Lmao fuck Denmark.

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Austin Martin
Austin Martin

Denmark is a based and wonderful country, and I 100% support Denmark and the Danes in their endeavors.

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Christian Scott
Christian Scott

t. pic

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Leo Ramirez
Leo Ramirez

Vikings and SHIEEET

Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown

had to learn danish.
gross
should be Norwegian or nothing

Zachary Cox
Zachary Cox

bumpeti bump

Elijah Brooks
Elijah Brooks

Stockholm bloodbath #nevahfoghet

William Reed
William Reed

Then i wouldn't want to be there

Leo Barnes
Leo Barnes

Based Skåneland brother

Luke Rogers
Luke Rogers

Vi har for travlt med at forfore jeres kvinder

Best post in here
NORWAY AND IKEA ARE RIGHTFUL DANISH CLAY

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Angel Wilson
Angel Wilson

literally all history lessons i had were about auschwitz and american slavery. 80% of what i know about my country's history comes from Jow Forums banter

Ian Long
Ian Long

Fuck you mountain nigger dwarf, back to the oil mines with you for your Danish overlords.

John Anderson
John Anderson

80% of what i know about my country's history comes from Jow Forums banter

1658

That is all.

Elijah Phillips
Elijah Phillips

okay this is based

Carter Bell
Carter Bell

Why won't you pick up icelandic or "blanda" it up the same way as in case with nynorsk? I mean icelanders are basically your brothers, since it was your folk who strated settling there.
Seriously, icelandic/faroese are the same(my conclusion after briefly reading about them in the internets) in grammar to german, the only tricky thing is that there is not a lot of content/learning material for them.

Jordan Thomas
Jordan Thomas

Icelandic and Faroese women are Irish

Grayson Robinson
Grayson Robinson

I dunno, cba to look into it atm.
Anyway:
What is that swedish "sing-songy" intonation thingy? Like you just change the stress in a word and it changes it's meaning or what?

Eli Ortiz
Eli Ortiz

I learned about them in school because of Danelaw. Other than that, I just know they're rowdy sailors, tall, ginger and hairy.

Dylan Cruz
Dylan Cruz

just change the stress in a word and it changes it's meaning or what?
youtu.be/lXp7_Sjgm34

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

being from north germany I learned how the hansa kicked the danes ass in order to not pay the sound toll anylonger.

Ethan Reyes
Ethan Reyes

swedes literally kicked russian ass in the great northern war until they did the classical mistake of venturing too deep into russia and running out of supplies.

Evan Sullivan
Evan Sullivan

there are barely any gingers here
everyone is brown or blonde

Joseph Moore
Joseph Moore

The only thing we were ever taught about denmark in school is that they were invaded by the Nazis

Literally nothing else, everything I've learned about denmark (and any other non major nation in Europe) I've learned from Jow Forums or browsing history videos on youtube

Parker Garcia
Parker Garcia

Sad they don't teach all the wars we had.
By "we" I mean us. Your ancestors fought them.

Leo King
Leo King

denmark is the only scandinavian country worth anything, home of honorable heroes which history has constantly mistreated in the form of swedish and norwegian treachery, sad!

Jeremiah Martinez
Jeremiah Martinez

i really like danes
i wish i was born in denmark sometimes

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Kayden Jenkins
Kayden Jenkins

My ancestors are krauts and potato niggers

I have no nordic/Scandinavian ancestry

Henry Robinson
Henry Robinson

no but I kek'd at your pic

Angel Garcia
Angel Garcia

The only good Scandinavian countries are Sweden and Iceland

Elijah Sullivan
Elijah Sullivan

I though your flag was a Finnish flag

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

Who forced to become into chistianism? Danes to swedes or swedes to danes?

Jack Reyes
Jack Reyes

that's seems like a pretty shit contribution by the danes, and you can trust me on shit contributions to wars.

Julian Foster
Julian Foster

what is with the pig and danes?

Nolan Turner
Nolan Turner

What
How?

Ayden Morris
Ayden Morris

the meme is that they have more pigs than people

Xavier Adams
Xavier Adams

They produce a lot of pork.

Owen Sullivan
Owen Sullivan

I don't know

Evan Jones
Evan Jones

ah, thought it was like a symbol, like france and its love for cocks.