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Dire straits

New gimmick idea: whenever someone is spouting a load of statistics and percentages just reply with some of the lyrics from fort minors classic remember the name like "5% SKILL 15% CONCENTRATED POWER OF WILL"

thoughts?

Does phimosis really cause chunks of your bellend to fall off

this, depressing af

Lol obviously.
>my algerian dad
wtf does that mean? Like you have other dads from other nationalities? If your dad is algerian you're algerian and he's just your dad. Flair up motherfucker.

Ahahaha lads look look I’ve got phimosis haha

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yeah i’m thinking this is the thread

I like it

I think redditspacing about some literally who song is a fucking awful post, let alone a gimmick

you are a big fucking virgin who never watched youtube before 2009 then because your mummy didnt let you online and it shows

Vile thugs

in here lads

more bounce to the ounce

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irish mum algerian dad init, was born in ireland so i feel like its a bit yankish to consider my self algerian lad

projecting doesn't help

youtu.be/PzP1XC51kro

hope jeb runs against trump in the primaries again

vile mix

craving a good lyrics frogpost

My friend was up 80 bucks in blackjack at an Indian casino here but blew all of it. If I was up that much I'd quit while I was ahead.

Looking for a playmat

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youtube.com/watch?v=WsidcB-24JU

*brings you back to playing pass the parcel at your cousins birthday party*

nearly had a break down while drunk and in the empire casino in leicester square and i saw people freaking out at losing £20-50s.

>Looking for a playmat
another

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Yet another day lads

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never heard this song before in my life, are you a zoomster?
born t.1990

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I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
I can't sleep, 'cause my bed's on fire
Don't touch me, I'm a real live wire
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, far better
Run, run, run, run, run, run away
Oh-ho-ho
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, far better
Run, run, run, run, run, run away
Oh-ho-ho-ho, aye-yi-yi-yi-yi, ooh
You start a conversation, you can't even finish it
You're talking a lot, but you're not saying anything
When I have nothing to say, my lips are sealed
Say something once, why say it again?
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, far better
Run, run, run, run, run, run away
Oh-ho-ho
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, far better
Run, run, run, run, run, run away
Oh-ho-ho-ho, aye-yi-yi-yi-yi

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Fair enough but you can get the passport. Doesn't hurt. Allows to travel visa free to some Arab ans african countries as well as Cuba.

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

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Spamming/flooding getting a lot of use today

00s chav culture was based

I showed my friend a pic of you without telling him youre trans and he went corr shes fit

i think you need to worry about fixing teeth before worrying about a rhinoplasty though

have you seen the vid of cluam sutherland after FFS? they looked so much better before

youtu.be/IhG1QLWg-bI?t=1612

The nonce paki is here.

someone please section this vile brown nonce

Would Asap rocky sign a petition to free you?

The naki

>some Arab ans african countries as well as Cuba

so literally the worst countries on the planet

or ponce

ok *sections you* haha

Would he be interested in dating me?

what's your name?

You are a paki bloke in a dress.

don’t gamble except at the races simple as

considered it t b h, will probably get around to it soon

look out there's a monster coming!

paki bender sex offender

are you twats fucking serious?

i would be interested in you being locked away on a permanent basis away from civil society

t. me, on the loo

“gimp man” did nothing wrong

gimp man doesn't real, it's just swamp gas

I'd argue that putting a hidden spy camera in your roommate's shower is pretty wrong

Got a spot right on my hairline. Scared to pop it incase it damages the hair follicle or something and it starts a receding hairline

got a messy one a-brewing

Gimp man didn’t do that. You’re thinking of the paki. What are you on about?

A spot won't cause your dna to change mate. either your hair is slowly fucking off or it isn't

you a German on holiday?

t. Emma Watson

Alexa, give me a phrase that rhymes with tacky fender specs defender

no you're a bit mental and extremist with weird views about a lot of things but he says ur good looking

Anyone know any paki blokes in dresses that are looking for a date?

it's probably an ingrown hair, in which case getting rid of it will leave you with a gain of one

wacky bender nonce pretender

*If I were
hypothetical scenarios require the subjunctive mood

paki bender

There are yanks out there who will proudly tell you they are part gypsy its actually quite vogue

Emma Watson wants to have sex with me.

I blame peaky blinders

Full head of hair, me

probably still have the jimi hendrix vision of what a gypsy is, free spirits who travel around spreading looove man

BY ORDAH OF THE PAKI BENDERS

business idea: convince a girl to have sex with me on chaturbate and make lodsofemone

That's exactly it it's them tattood festival wine aunts with head shawls and coloured fabrics

like what cher is on about in gypsies tramps and thieves

Been to a casino twice, won £5 the first time and £300 the second
Never been back since

It was full of Chinamen with bags full of coins and old drunkards who reeked of piss

tyson fury made gypos fashionable again

alri

Kindle arrives today lads :3

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*stops writing on blackboard*
*takes a step backward*
*takes off glasses, hand shaking violently*
this is...
this proves it
*camera pans out to show blackboard covered in equations*
THIS PROVES THAT ASIAN WOMEN ARE DISGUSTING!

Business idea: livestream on twitch, use a botnet to simulate real viewers, have them type some generic phrases, then use hacked amazon accounts to subscribe using twitch prime for free

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Jow Forums isn't a youtube plug-in, you reprobates
imageboard not link board

>It was full of Chinamen with bags full of coins and old drunkards who reeked of piss
ahhh this takes me back to the 3 months I spent working at a grosvenor casino

Snort cocaine.

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>Jow Forums isn't a youtube plug-in

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does the native extension not embed youtube videos? OH NO NO NO NO NO

Why are you linking some gay song everybodys heard about a million times you irksome little imp