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Why is whatever Jamaican people do inherently cool?
spoiler that hog
Dad, do you know the piano's on my foot?
you hum it son, I'll play it
>open your bathroom door
>see this
what do?
Don't want to hear about Trump. Don't care about yank politics. Stop talking about it
I'd snack on dat ass like it were mama's mac n cheese
Yeah child abandonment and crime are HELLA cool. Fuck off nigger worshipper
corrr
do that to the gf sometimes
just dropped a cheeky 100 quid on some books. you could call me an intellectual
arse
chebs
Tremendous moves by Trump over the last few days
atrocious arse lol least her waist looks small
once put everything I own on one horse and it fucking smooshed it
not checked news since i was wrongfully let go from employment as twere part of my morning toil routine
anything good happen
They've been blessed by Yaweh
If you can, or are bothered, watch Gary O'Donoghue's take on it when he reports for BBC News. It's a typical example of the partisan nature of the Beeb and how they try to influence viewer's opinions, rather than just report the news.
Yeh, but look at house prices in real terms
the big blind lad is based though
look at america, legalisation of weed lowered drug related crime and the industry generates a shit load of money that isn't going to cartels.
people are going to take drugs regardless, better to regulate it
Sky's coverage was ridiculous, their correspondent was practically crying, kept using twitter/reddit lingo like "dog whistle"
lads did you know that scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat because if they fell forwards they'd just land back in the boat
my dad owns a functioning farm and has a 15 property rental portfolio across the UK and im his only child, basically set up for life lol easy mode for me de lads
Thinking about starting a blog with a patreon. Politics is just about the only thing I'm good at (other than physics which I'm studying but apparently that's not good enough for KFC).
你们明天几点下班?
can't see this working because you'd need to talk about something other than yourself
He's a lying fat fuck though who regularly lies or exaggerates incidents and the BBC won't do anything because he'll accuse them of prejudice, like he did before, and received a compensation pay out from them.
What if they turned round then fell backwards
better to decriminalise but not legalise.
Get post-wank depression
DUDE
t. adam spliff institute
reggin oop
alri doug mate any reason you post with a name?
Chernobyl looks fake and gay
Make sure you marry a girl with a decent inheritance to further societal inequality yeh
bit of a nutcase me
*stores nuts in a safe and protective manner*
dont put all your nuts in one case lads
feel like going bookies and spinning 20 quid on roulette but the government ruined it
I'm on the case
*sits on the case*
Love sajid javid sitting in the back squealing "shocking" etc whilst teresa grills corbyn on jews
It's a very esoteric gimmick that even I can't even begin to completely understand or explain
we have them on reddit and I want people to get to know me
Canada Goose bodywarmer just arrived lads
>chronically bitter blog-on guy
Alright, did you know that mitochondria and chloroplasts derive from single celled organisms that were consumed by another cell but survived and entered a symbiotic relationship with the host? Isn't that crazy? Now fuck off.
Can someone give me a rundown on Labour's supposed antisemitism? Is it even real?
anyone can make it lads
sick of these f-wording n-words
no it's completely false, but it's also real and based asf
straight from bescott market
been with my gf for 8 years la her family arent rich but shes got a CIMA which is basically the equivalent of a masters in accounting
No more real than the tories "Islamophobia"
Ah, so that's easy? All I have to do is become famous? That's good to know. Now how I do become famous.
when jezza is talking about big corporations he means jews
got no inheritance and no gf
No. A site called Mr Porter. No point in wearing fakes mate.
really hope thats not the word I think it is
what work do you do then
inherited a gf when my dad died (the so called step mum)
>It's a typical example of the partisan nature of the Beeb
Everyone moans about BBC bias though so they must be pretty balanced overall. Compared to the DM, Guardian etc. who don't even pretend to be impartial
This
sick of these f'ing ns
I do like jews but must admit im a bit of an antisemite
on my old mans books init, basically involves getting paid for not doing much but by the books im responsible for the maintenance of his properties
Alexa, what are you doing? Alexa, no! Alex, stop!
Hate Tom Daley.
hahaha you lucky bastard
here we all are
Don't call me Alexa anymore. Call me daddy.
Newspapers don't have to be impartial. The BBC does.
who's the woman in the back?
Which one lads?
I wish I were a politician. Just make sure you let *special interest group* know that *party you don't like* has done something wrong, let that interest group write your attack piece, then take all of the credit for it
not the asian
Tits McGee
the asian
my 3 year old daughter does NOT want brexit. she is our country's future so her voice MUST be heard!
but the asian brutally titmogs the whitey
dark hair
asians are an insectoid race and their women are especially repulsive
durrr
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I like how she's proud to almost have her vag on view
powerful and provocative statement
bravo
hurr stpood
Pray for Nigwit
the name is redundant with that flag! ahah oh dont cry its just a bit of banter
realised i have small hands the other day
at least my willy is big
tbf its a nice vag
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Holy fuck I’d eat a bowl of hot diarrhea to touch that chinks hair
sucking a golf ball
got small hands AND a small willy
Haven't had a wet dream in a while
Might stop slapping my pastrami and go to bed dreaming of big breasts
how are the escorts in SA?