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lunch time edition

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Why is whatever Jamaican people do inherently cool?

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spoiler that hog

Dad, do you know the piano's on my foot?
you hum it son, I'll play it

>open your bathroom door
>see this
what do?

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Don't want to hear about Trump. Don't care about yank politics. Stop talking about it

I'd snack on dat ass like it were mama's mac n cheese

Yeah child abandonment and crime are HELLA cool. Fuck off nigger worshipper

corrr

do that to the gf sometimes

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just dropped a cheeky 100 quid on some books. you could call me an intellectual

arse

chebs

Tremendous moves by Trump over the last few days

atrocious arse lol least her waist looks small

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once put everything I own on one horse and it fucking smooshed it

not checked news since i was wrongfully let go from employment as twere part of my morning toil routine
anything good happen

They've been blessed by Yaweh

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If you can, or are bothered, watch Gary O'Donoghue's take on it when he reports for BBC News. It's a typical example of the partisan nature of the Beeb and how they try to influence viewer's opinions, rather than just report the news.

Yeh, but look at house prices in real terms

the big blind lad is based though

look at america, legalisation of weed lowered drug related crime and the industry generates a shit load of money that isn't going to cartels.

people are going to take drugs regardless, better to regulate it

Sky's coverage was ridiculous, their correspondent was practically crying, kept using twitter/reddit lingo like "dog whistle"

lads did you know that scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat because if they fell forwards they'd just land back in the boat

my dad owns a functioning farm and has a 15 property rental portfolio across the UK and im his only child, basically set up for life lol easy mode for me de lads

Thinking about starting a blog with a patreon. Politics is just about the only thing I'm good at (other than physics which I'm studying but apparently that's not good enough for KFC).

你们明天几点下班?

can't see this working because you'd need to talk about something other than yourself

He's a lying fat fuck though who regularly lies or exaggerates incidents and the BBC won't do anything because he'll accuse them of prejudice, like he did before, and received a compensation pay out from them.

What if they turned round then fell backwards

better to decriminalise but not legalise.

Get post-wank depression

DUDE

t. adam spliff institute

reggin oop

alri doug mate any reason you post with a name?

Chernobyl looks fake and gay

Make sure you marry a girl with a decent inheritance to further societal inequality yeh

bit of a nutcase me
*stores nuts in a safe and protective manner*

dont put all your nuts in one case lads

feel like going bookies and spinning 20 quid on roulette but the government ruined it

I'm on the case
*sits on the case*

Love sajid javid sitting in the back squealing "shocking" etc whilst teresa grills corbyn on jews

It's a very esoteric gimmick that even I can't even begin to completely understand or explain

we have them on reddit and I want people to get to know me

Canada Goose bodywarmer just arrived lads

>chronically bitter blog-on guy
Alright, did you know that mitochondria and chloroplasts derive from single celled organisms that were consumed by another cell but survived and entered a symbiotic relationship with the host? Isn't that crazy? Now fuck off.

Can someone give me a rundown on Labour's supposed antisemitism? Is it even real?

anyone can make it lads

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sick of these f-wording n-words

no it's completely false, but it's also real and based asf

straight from bescott market

been with my gf for 8 years la her family arent rich but shes got a CIMA which is basically the equivalent of a masters in accounting

No more real than the tories "Islamophobia"

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Ah, so that's easy? All I have to do is become famous? That's good to know. Now how I do become famous.

when jezza is talking about big corporations he means jews

got no inheritance and no gf

No. A site called Mr Porter. No point in wearing fakes mate.

really hope thats not the word I think it is

what work do you do then

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inherited a gf when my dad died (the so called step mum)

>It's a typical example of the partisan nature of the Beeb

Everyone moans about BBC bias though so they must be pretty balanced overall. Compared to the DM, Guardian etc. who don't even pretend to be impartial

This

sick of these f'ing ns

I do like jews but must admit im a bit of an antisemite

on my old mans books init, basically involves getting paid for not doing much but by the books im responsible for the maintenance of his properties

Alexa, what are you doing? Alexa, no! Alex, stop!

Hate Tom Daley.

hahaha you lucky bastard

here we all are

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Don't call me Alexa anymore. Call me daddy.

Newspapers don't have to be impartial. The BBC does.

who's the woman in the back?

Which one lads?

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I wish I were a politician. Just make sure you let *special interest group* know that *party you don't like* has done something wrong, let that interest group write your attack piece, then take all of the credit for it

not the asian

Tits McGee

the asian

my 3 year old daughter does NOT want brexit. she is our country's future so her voice MUST be heard!

but the asian brutally titmogs the whitey

dark hair

asians are an insectoid race and their women are especially repulsive

durrr

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I like how she's proud to almost have her vag on view

powerful and provocative statement
bravo

hurr stpood

Pray for Nigwit

the name is redundant with that flag! ahah oh dont cry its just a bit of banter

realised i have small hands the other day

at least my willy is big

tbf its a nice vag
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Holy fuck I’d eat a bowl of hot diarrhea to touch that chinks hair

sucking a golf ball

got small hands AND a small willy

Haven't had a wet dream in a while
Might stop slapping my pastrami and go to bed dreaming of big breasts

how are the escorts in SA?